The DEA is 30 seconds away from your home.

Lets be serious here,

The DEA is 30 seconds away from your home ready to bust down the doors of where you live. What do you do?

Grab all my shit and stuff it in a heater vent.

burn my fucking house down and run with all the cash and expensive shit i can carry

Eat my stash and let them in. I have no contraband or an indoor grow space right now. It's fucking winter and I do all of my growing out of doors.

Can't wait for spring.

Or black bags and head to the nearest dumpster.

silly americans. what you do is you roll a j. Light it up. Stand at the door. Wait for the knock. Open up. Say " hey man whats goin' on bra, bless toke - my honors " he tokes from ur amazing weed and gets so couch locked that he knocks out ( if u grow sativa unlucky) then you do innapropriate things to him and post pictures on the internet.

thats what you should do.

peace

EDIT: If anyone ever does this.... we can do that rollitup forum internet thing that we all call " + rep " to the person who does it and yeh u fucking rule.

show them my perscription then get real pissed when it dosn't matter at all because their federal ass holes

but to be honest if they have enough evidence to bust down your door you are already 10 kinds of fucked it dosn't matter what you do. best bet don't do anything else to get you in trouble don't talk to any cops AT ALL get a good lawyer and hope to christ they fucked somthing up

Prepare to defend your Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness from the Oppressive Collective, AKA Babylon.

I would run to the door and open it ... Who wants a broken door .. All they would find here is a little head weed . I wonder if they fix your door after breaking it ...

strangerdude562 said:

Tell them the house is rigged with explosives which would lead into negotiation, which would then give me enough time to burn my crop and make something to eat. hehe!

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Im not a smart man but im pretty sure you would end up with much worse a sentence with this method. But like I said im not that smart!

Ive posted this before.

With only 30 seconds it aint much time,from past personal experiences with police i'd grab a big warm ass sweater & warm clothing & throw it on real quick,if it gets too hot in jail i could use the sweater as a pillow but more likely than not its a meat locker.

If i had extra time maybe scarf down a quick doughnut before they got there.

While you guys are inside getting ready to go to jail, they are outside killing your dog...

And about to come in the back and kill your wife too !

Happens more then you think.

korvette1977 said:

I would run to the door and open it ... Who wants a broken door .. All they would find here is a little head weed . I wonder if they fix your door after breaking it ...

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LMAO! funny shit... your worried more about your door then getting busted xD

Your the one on cops yelling "MOTHER FUCKERS!!! YOU BROKE MY DOOR!!!"

I would get as high as I can before they take me down.......

the DEA isnt going to bust small grows of a few plants
the state police will

stop spreading paranoia because your not tony montana and the governmeent dosent care about your 10 plant grow your just not that important

SlightlyStoopid said:

LMAO! funny shit... your worried more about your door then getting busted xD

Your the one on cops yelling "MOTHER FUCKERS!!! YOU BROKE MY DOOR!!!"

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Damn Right , My Door cost's more than the sack of erb i have here ,, If they knock I'll hand it to them ,and take the fine ,

haha agreed not important butif it were me i would do one of two things eat my stash if i could but be sure to have some pepto chronic give you quite the stomach ache! then if i had plants i would shove them down my eroter i toss them in my furnace which serves one purpose to keep my ass outa jail orrrrr id grab a 1 pund bag of grass cloths money and run go to some other places sell my pot take the 5k and leave the country and start growing in another country

moose88 said:

haha agreed not important butif it were me i would do one of two things eat my stash if i could but be sure to have some pepto chronic give you quite the stomach ache! then if i had plants i would shove them down my eroter i toss them in my furnace which serves one purpose to keep my ass outa jail orrrrr id grab a 1 pund bag of grass cloths money and run go to some other places sell my pot take the 5k and leave the country and start growing in another country

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1 pound costs 5 grand where you live? I feel sorry for you... costs about 1-1.5grand in arizona...