The infamous double joke.....

So, Tony the yodeling pony was supposed to do a show in <Insert your town name here> tonight... unfortunately he couldn't make it... he was a little horse(/hoarse)! ahahahaha......

Tell this to all your stoned friends and it provides hours of entertainment.. depending on just how high you really are.


Some other gems:

A horse walks into a bar... bartender says "Hey pal, why the long face?!"

Ever hear the joke about the broken pencil? Eh, never mind there's no point!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

All the employees agreed that their job at the rubber band factory was a snap!

What is a forum? A two um plus a two um!!! (That one's just for us!)

A couple of zoologists decided to give a lion a cell phone in order to keep track of his whereabouts. Unfortunately, whenever they tried to call, the lion was busy!

Two idiots were trying to light a fire. The first one couldn't get the match to light, and the second one said, "That's strange, it lit this morning." <-- fdd and ngt... hahaha.



There's lots more where that came from. Please post any good jokes you have so that when I am higher later I can check them. THX

P.S. - One liners only!!!

WTF no one responded to me. >: (

should have this moved to TokeNTalk...get more bites

how can u tell a bitch from a slut?
a slut fucks everyone in town ,
a bitch fucks everone in town, but you
a japanese cook told me that one the other night at a jap steak house haha

Your momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid.

you freakin potheads lol

You guys must be on Sativa. On Indica, I'm too sedated to laugh.

did you hear about the constipated mathemetician? He worked it out with a pencil!!!

So....the one with the dirty knees?? Must have hooked you up good. VV

Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both the same.

have you heard the joke about the roof?

dont worry its over your head