The truth about aliens ?

vapeflame

vapeflame

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ttystikk said:
We've got nothing they need, except maybe old A-Team reruns.
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Not right, we got something that a lot of them don´t got, drugs, beautiful woman and children.

I red demons are spirits, who were people on earth or earth-like planets.
( We will be attacked by demons and demon aliens, they tell ).

Means, a lot of them are addicted to drugs and a lot want sex.
Elohim, baal and Satan should be the worst hijackers of woman, children, angels and even alien women. Some say mankind was born this way, and our god ( false ? ) is the devil, just because of making humans

I heard to create a human you need an eternal spirit from heaven. Making eternal, happy and healthy angels to humans would be the worst crime ever.

But don´t know, if that´s true.
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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vapeflame said:
Not right, we got something that a lot of them don´t got, drugs, beautiful woman and children.

I red demons are spirits, who were people on earth or earth-like planets.
( We will be attacked by demons and demon aliens, they tell ).

Means, a lot of them are addicted to drugs and a lot want sex.
Elohim, baal and Satan should be the worst hijackers of woman, children, angels and even alien women. Some say mankind was born this way, and our god ( false ? ) is the devil, just because of making humans

I heard to create a human you need an eternal spirit from heaven. Making eternal, happy and healthy angels to humans would be the worst crime ever.

But don´t know, if that´s true.
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Sex with humans is likely to be as physiologically challenging as buttfucking an electric eel. Everything on this earth evolved to work together to at least some extent. For example, the list of animals humans cannot eat is very short. Aliens did not.

The psycho religious rantings are entertaining, but not worthy of serious comment.

I read a lot of shit, especially on the interwebs that I don't believe.

My joke was half serious; about the only thing we have to offer is culture. Natural resources abound in the universe, free for the taking. Why risk a fight over ours?
 
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KLITE

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I honestly think we are a creation of a much more advanced life form than ours and our evolution and development has been being monitored for time. An experiement so to say. I like creating life, If i had the ability id have a planet full of pets why the fuck not? It might be fun to see the kind of fucked up shit theyd get up to through time or how they (dont) evolve.
Im pretty sure those guys have lots of planets like ours. Maybe they wanna see, or prove, no other species can self evolve to being able to control certain aspects of our universe and hence become 'gods' ourselves. the earliest stories of gods and aliens is always shit hapening in the sky, well i believe that was the way our primitive ancestors found to describe aliens coming down on their ships. But then you think about atlantis? Maybe we did manage to nearly become gods and those fuckers realized that fuck other life forms have the ability to evolve to our state lets destroy that shit jusr for fun and see if they reach that point again....
 
Growan

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KLITE said:
I honestly think we are a creation of a much more advanced life form than ours and our evolution and development has been being monitored for time. An experiement so to say. I like creating life, If i had the ability id have a planet full of pets why the fuck not? It might be fun to see the kind of fucked up shit theyd get up to through time or how they (dont) evolve.
Im pretty sure those guys have lots of planets like ours. Maybe they wanna see, or prove, no other species can self evolve to being able to control certain aspects of our universe and hence become 'gods' ourselves. the earliest stories of gods and aliens is always shit hapening in the sky, well i believe that was the way our primitive ancestors found to describe aliens coming down on their ships. But then you think about atlantis? Maybe we did manage to nearly become gods and those fuckers realized that fuck other life forms have the ability to evolve to our state lets destroy that shit jusr for fun and see if they reach that point again....
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Are you blazed again Klite?!?

Just kidding. There could well be something in some of that. I'd like to think it isn't all just a pointless exercise in waiting for extinction....
 
KLITE

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Are you blazed again Klite?!?

Just kidding. There could well be something in some of that. I'd like to think it isn't all just a pointless exercise in waiting for extinction....
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I think thats why we were given 6 senses so that we can try to do things in our enviornment that stimulate those senses pleasantly and can enjoy the experiement. Man i dunno. I certainly dont think were all from here. I think its kinda weird that we change colour and get burnt under our sun... I also think our eyes are not prepared to deal with our intense sunlight either. Why do sooooooooooooooo many ppl have back pain with no real prognosis or cure? Maybe gravity is a bit higher than its meant to be?? dunno. Another thing i find seriously weird is other (if we really are that) mammals they dont need a doctor to accompany the progress and certainly they got no midwife during birth. Ive asked a friend whos a veterinary how common is it for offspring or mum to die in birth, she says shes never heard of a dog or a cat dying in birth. Yes some offpring aint right and some might be dead or die soon, but they have big litters. Fuck even dolphins man! ffs they only have one offpsring at a time sometimes two and they dont need no fucking cesarians! Jesus christ even the fucking pandas!!!! Theyre going extinct and they dont die during birth. You might tell me oh but horses and the like sometimes the animals gets turned around comes ass first. Dont give a shit mum still live but the offspring might die. Back in the day it was very common for either mum or child to be killed. Shit i knew a friend of my grandmother who admited throwing 5 babies to the sewer and 2 more died shortly after birth and she had for 4 kids who lived.
If we trully were inherent to this planet I think those things wouldnt happen.

When its said god is watching us i think its true, only that god isnt some omnipotent presense.
 
reddan1981

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The truth is there are no aliens.
We have never been to space.
There are no satellites orbiting the earth.
We are NOT even spinning.
We are in a system of control deeper than you realize.
 
Rrog

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vapeflame said:
I red demons are spirits, who were people on earth or earth-like planets.

Means, a lot of them are addicted to drugs and a lot want sex.

But don´t know, if that´s true.
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I'm officially declaring this thread bullshit troll material. I refuse to believe that anyone, even some here on this forum, are stupid enough to believe this absolute horseshit because "they red it".
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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KLITE said:
I honestly think we are a creation of a much more advanced life form than ours and our evolution and development has been being monitored for time. An experiement so to say. I like creating life, If i had the ability id have a planet full of pets why the fuck not? It might be fun to see the kind of fucked up shit theyd get up to through time or how they (dont) evolve.
Im pretty sure those guys have lots of planets like ours. Maybe they wanna see, or prove, no other species can self evolve to being able to control certain aspects of our universe and hence become 'gods' ourselves. the earliest stories of gods and aliens is always shit hapening in the sky, well i believe that was the way our primitive ancestors found to describe aliens coming down on their ships. But then you think about atlantis? Maybe we did manage to nearly become gods and those fuckers realized that fuck other life forms have the ability to evolve to our state lets destroy that shit jusr for fun and see if they reach that point again....
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If they created us, then they left a lot of trash around to throw us off...

Like, how and why we share fifty percent of our DNA with FRUIT FLIES. Or the much more widely quoted statistic that humans and bonobo chimpanzees are more closely related to one another than any of the other primates, at over 99%. In other words, we keep our genetic brethren locked up in cages in zoos for entertainment!

If I was an alien I'd definitely want to know WTF those crazy human monkeys are gonna pull next- especially if that means they as a teenage civilization are actually about to get their hands on interstellar travel technology and build their first set of wheels!

Colonisation has always gone badly in history- especially for those being colonised.
 
Rrog

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Hey, if you wanna believe in fairies or leprechauns , that's up to you.

But...

Please don't suspend all of science just so you can jamb a square peg into a round hole. And please don't view anyone of intelligence that values the scientific system established over the past few thousand years as ignorant.
 
reddan1981

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Rrog said:
Hey, if you wanna believe in fairies or leprechauns , that's up to you.

But...

Please don't suspend all of science just so you can jamb a square peg into a round hole. And please don't view anyone of intelligence that values the scientific system established over the past few thousand years as ignorant.
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If you can tell me one irrefutable fact that science has given us. I'm not trolling I'm asking you to open your mind.
 
farmasensist

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I red on the internet that there is a plan called project blue beam where an alien invasion will be simulated. The only way to fight the aliens will be for all the nations of the world to set aside their differences and fight the aliens as one united group. Once this one world government comes into power we will all be slaves to this one world gov and its going to all be your fault because you are one of the ones stupid enough to spread this bullshit and try to make everyone think its true.
 
Rrog

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Rrog said:
I'm officially re-declaring this thread bullshit troll material. I refuse to believe that anyone, even some here on this forum, are stupid enough to believe this absolute horseshit because "they red it".
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C'mon. I would rather read about the Italian crime family and naked predators running around. What happened to those precious threads? This is simply another one hoping to get idiots like me to reply
 
greasemonkeymann

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ttystikk said:
If they created us, then they left a lot of trash around to throw us off...

Like, how and why we share fifty percent of our DNA with FRUIT FLIES. Or the much more widely quoted statistic that humans and bonobo chimpanzees are more closely related to one another than any of the other primates, at over 99%. In other words, we keep our genetic brethren locked up in cages in zoos for entertainment!

If I was an alien I'd definitely want to know WTF those crazy human monkeys are gonna pull next- especially if that means they as a teenage civilization are actually about to get their hands on interstellar travel technology and build their first set of wheels!

Colonisation has always gone badly in history- especially for those being colonised.
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Man.. all I gotta say is this.
For the sake of arguing lets say that aliens have observed us, and they have for a couple centuries or so, lets say they have conquered the conundrum of light-speed, inertia, gravity, and so on.
So they are some smart motherfuckers, right?
Lets say they watch us... watch us pollute the air, water, soil, and even the atmosphere AROUND the earth, they see us chopping all the trees down, and covering the earth with a hard black tar, asphalt, and concrete, they see our cars puking shit out in the air, and they see us killing off our animals. Killing off each other in the name of money or religion...
so lets think about that for a second.... Hold that thought.
Imagine that same scenario, and you are on a boat in the pacific ocean, looking for intelligent islanders to chill with, and you find an island that is covered in SHIT and pollution and the people on the island can't stop fucking and procreating, so much so that they can't grow food or have clean water anymore...
If you were on a boat, looking for intelligent islanders, and you saw that island....
would YOU stop??
fucking I would tuck my ass down, and FLOOR it away from those dumbshits, like ASAP.
If I were an alien?
And I observed what we've done to this planet in just 100 years?
Fuck...
Keep on moving fells, there's no intelligent life form on THIS fuckin planet...
 
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ttystikk

ttystikk

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greasemonkeymann said:
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Man.. all I gotta say is this.
For the sake of arguing lets say that aliens have observed us, and they have for a couple centuries or so, lets say they have conquered the conundrum of light-speed, inertia, gravity, and so on.
So they are some smart motherfuckers, right?
Lets say they watch us... watch us pollute the air, water, soil, and even the atmosphere AROUND the earth, they see us chopping all the trees down, and covering the earth with a hard black tar, asphalt, and concrete, they see our cars puking shit out in the air, and they see us killing off our animals. Killing off each other in the name of money or religion...
so lets think about that for a second.... Hold that thought.
Imagine that same scenario, and you are on a boat in the pacific ocean, looking for intelligent islanders to chill with, and you find an island that is covered in SHIT and pollution and the people on the island can stop fucking and procreating, so much so that they can't grow food or have clean water anymore...
If you were on a boat, looking for intelligent islanders, and you saw that island....
would YOU stop??
fucking I would tuck my ass down, and FLOOR it away from those dumbshits, like ASAP.
If I were an alien?
And I observed what we've done to this planet in just 100 years?
Fuck...
Keep on moving fells, there's no intelligent life form on THIS fuckin planet...
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BINGO!
 
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