The UK Growers Thread!

dimebag87

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thats good news dime, glad to hear that m8.

if the landlord is sweet with it ya should ask him for a bigger property cut him in and get a big grow on the go lol
haha Like I say mate after court and the heats off I will be setting up elsewhere. Also I unwrapped the groundsheet out of the tent this morning to find about about a henry in there. Didn't really do a through job of it did they ;)
 

pon

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Funny twat
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spooningbadgers

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It's shite mate,I was talking about it last week or so. It does have a flowery taste and isn't very strong either, below average in my opinion.
I have a guy on the estate who goes through tons of the stuff cos it's cheap and I've had loads of it.

What happened is the Spanish seedbank 'Dinafem' bought a pack of 'Mr Nice - Critical Mass' years ago and simply feminised the best female from the pack, called it 'Critical+' and started to knock the beans out commercially.
Rip off cunts lol.
Yeah closet told me that it's not the best strain to run.
Soap tasting weed doesn't sound to nice to me.
Wanna run some BB gear when I get my big room bk running.
 

dimebag87

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The mr nice critical mass isn't bad. Quite stinky but it's on the weaker side of strong due the size of the plants. It's defo a good one for the commercial grower though.
 

newuserlol

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im shore there are mega yielding phenos in the mr nice critical mass but i never found 1 in a pack of 18, not saying the yield was poor far from it but it wasnt nuffing special same as the smoke wasnt.
 

dimebag87

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Tbh I haven't grown it myself. A friend grew it for about two years. He swore by the shit. Got quite annoying that he wouldn't do anything else lol
 

dimebag87

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I've never grown it either. But when yorkie or dst told me it tasted the way it does i lost all interest in it
I think he was on about the dinafem lot wasn't he. The mr nice isn't too bad if you ask me. My regular guy threw me some the other week like I say and he said it's critical and I wasn't convinced. Proper dull weed. Apparently the guy likes because it's low odor! I just don't understand some people haha
 

newuserlol

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i wouldnt say the critical mass from mr nice tasted bad just not all that great, carnt say bout the critical + tho have never tasted or grown that.

i got some critical few weeks ago, dunno if it was the mass or + but it had been grown in soil with organic nutes and also cured for a long time, wasnt a bad smoke at all certainly helped with me toothache anyway lol
 

dimebag87

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Look at this right up about the critical+. It's false advertisement lol

Critical+ is one of our most famous strain and that´s why we have improved it.
This new generation is more productive and faster than earlier ones. Therefore, you will be able to harvest a few days earlier.
The most interesting feature is without a doubt the intense aroma and taste that it produces.
Critical+ smells like fruity skunk, very strong smell which could pose a real problem particularly indoors, where the use of carbon filters is a must, until it is totally dry and packaged.
The effect is really intense from start to finish and a real pleasure to smoke, leaving a great aftertaste.
Critical+ has a lot of side branching with a short internodal distance which improves production.
It is advisable to control the height before flowering, due to its tendency to grow rapidly during this period.

  • Dinafem´s most estimated strain.
  • Stinks.
  • Good producer.
  • Fast.
  • Production: 900-1200 gr
 

The Yorkshireman

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im shore there are mega yielding phenos in the mr nice critical mass but i never found 1 in a pack of 18, not saying the yield was poor far from it but it wasnt nuffing special same as the smoke wasnt.
That's exactly my opinion mate, people think it yields massive as standard and it simply doesn't.
As you know yourself you can get big yields from most other strains if you know what you're doing and the effect will piss on that of Critical.

I've never grown it either. But when yorkie or dst told me it tasted the way it does i lost all interest in it
Me and the lads have lost all interest in this guy until he stops buying in shite to be honest, I rang him for a 1/2 oz last week (for someone else) and he said I could have 'Critical+' for £90 or 'Blue Cheese' for £100. Obviously I went for the 'Blue Cheese' but when I got it back to the pad and started inspecting, it was badly grown, untrimmed (the popcorn wasn't even de twigged) and I could tell it had been flash dried as the buds were airy as fuck and have that certain texture and smell that only flash dried weed has.

£200 an oz for poor quality, flash dried is taking the piss but what can you do. The guy is a commercial dealer and doesn't know how to spot good quality because he doesn't grow himself although he's been in the game for donkeys years.

It's as if growers just turn up and say "The price is X amount" and dealers just part with cash without haggling on what it's actually worth down to the quality.

It makes me wonder what's the fucking point in striving to produce dank (I know I do) when you can knock out trash bish bosh and pull the same money for it!


His missus passed me the bag and said that's yours, it's 'Blue Cheese' (all eager for the hype).
I said no offence but you know I grow, don't try to sell me a weed based on it's fucking name. I couldn't care less what it's called, I'll tell you if it's any good when I've smoked some!
 
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