The UK Growers Thread!

shawnybizzle

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not too worried bout the weapon to be honest mate, i was sweating though, im not ashamed to admit but the prosecution has accepted there were mitigating circumstances so i dont think im lookin at jail, the cultivation is just them either playing silly buggers or maybe evn not caring too much, maybe even clutching at straws, sum of those fucks have tried real hard to get me jailed over the years but the thing is they're running out of time on it if they dont move fast it'll get chucked out. but its kind of hangin around like a fart in a spacesuit. id really just like it all to be over so i can move on.

i hope all goes well mate i dont know u or anything but dont wanna see a thread member getting thrown in the nick naaaa mean good luck to ya matey ;)
 

dura72

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cheers mate. youll probably get to know me after all the shit stops and i can relax and get back into normal growing mode....its all been a bit upside down for me recently so ive just been keepin low
 

Don Gin and Ton

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Aye it sounds like they've fucked themselves and they know it. You'll beat the weapon rap easy if there's mitigating. Dopes no big deal these days jails are too full.

@shawny I brewed beer with weed in the mix and it came out in the flavour. Over sugared it so its about 7-8% but sweet as it gets. Does make you fart weedy parps mind lol.
 

shawnybizzle

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yeh by the sounds of it thats the best thing you can do lol.no point risking anything till its all blown over i suppose thats where im lucky never been in trouble with the po po lol
 

shawnybizzle

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Aye it sounds like they've fucked themselves and they know it. You'll beat the weapon rap easy if there's mitigating. Dopes no big deal these days jails are too full.

@shawny I brewed beer with weed in the mix and it came out in the flavour. Over sugared it so its about 7-8% but sweet as it gets. Does make you fart weedy parps mind lol.
hahahahahaha that cant be a bad thing lol so you went all out on it then and put weed in the mix go on my son...yeh gotta put more sugar than it says i bet yours is more like 15%
 

Don Gin and Ton

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We took a reading ans it said about 9% but I dunno for sure. Its not gonna make you stoned but its canny strong and nice n tasty.

Just used cured trim about a half oz.I could now put weed in and make it lairy but Im not gonna bother. Home brew is a piece of piss everyone should have a go.

Me n a couple of lads arE getting a startup loan for the gear to start a brew company this coming year. Legit alchy ;)
 

shawnybizzle

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Hahahahaha legit alcy sounds good tho next time you make a brew use your water from an ice wash I bet that would add some flavour like ;)
 

Don Gin and Ton

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Can't man it needs to be pure as the driven snow. Tap water is fill of allsorts you don't want in your beer. I buy 5L bottles of spring water. I could add tincture extract at the conditioning and capping stage though. It'll ruin you fast though. Lol maybe a limited run ;)
 

imcjayt

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u had any susspended sentances[?.....hoperfully yll get one with community serv and fine......like don sez jails are full and herd meself lot of growers have been thrown out of court with slaps on wrist......suppose it all dippends on what the pros gonna go for wepon or that......hopefully yll walk ladQUOTE=dura72;9563740]not too worried bout the weapon to be honest mate, i was sweating though, im not ashamed to admit but the prosecution has accepted there were mitigating circumstances so i dont think im lookin at jail, the cultivation is just them either playing silly buggers or maybe evn not caring too much, maybe even clutching at straws, sum of those fucks have tried real hard to get me jailed over the years but the thing is they're running out of time on it if they dont move fast it'll get chucked out. but its kind of hangin around like a fart in a spacesuit. id really just like it all to be over so i can move on.[/QUOTE]
 

shawnybizzle

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Yeh man sounds good my gran bless her soul used to make a bostin home brew she always had about 20 bottles in the pantry was some good shit but then it all gottoo much for her and she said tthey'd changed the recipie And it was shit lol
 

Don Gin and Ton

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Haha balls to the recipe we over sugared our last brew with two bottles of maple syrup haha. 3 pint bottles in an am nicely leathered.

Night lads
 

Lemon king

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maryjanevodka.jpg......dons new label....

its funny we dont eat more "medibals" etc in this country id rather be busted with a kilo of brownies!
 

shawnybizzle

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me old man use to brew elderberry wine in his celler...fuk me use to put hairs on ya chest lol...
HAHAHAHAHA my mates dad used to brew that stuff he was clearing the shed out put this big bottle of elderberry wine out big big glass bottle then my me maye goes and boots the football at it Pmsl elderberry wine everywhere his dad was gutted thinking had been brewing 15 years or something lmao
 
I'm brewing some Mexican lager at the moment, should of bottled it last week but I'm a lazy cunt. Will probably get round to it tomorrow.
My dad has been making his own cider, went round there and got obliterated in no time. He bought me the kit for my birthday, can't beat free booze.

Seems 50/50 on the vaping then. Might as well just go with the volcano, worst case scenario I sell it again, they seem to hold their value pretty well. Best case scenario, I pack the fags + spliffs in and earn my money back in a motnh / month and a half.
 

shawnybizzle

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Yeh.I been smoking weed 15 years and never vaped might have to invest in one of these things seen loads on YouTube and that but Yeh I just love joints sooooo much
 
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