The "What If" thread.........

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StonedPony

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What if there really was a heaven and we had to sit with Tammy Fay Baker and Jimmy Farwell for eternity...............PLEASE PLEASE SEEND ME TO HELL WITH KURT>>>>>>JIMMI JANIS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TINY TIM>>>>>>>>>TOOTH FAIRY
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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What if one day, you woke up and went on with your routine, smoke a bowl, eat some lucky charms, etc etc. Go to yer computer, no internet. You reset your router, your modem, nothing. You go to call the internet company kinda annoyed, but don't have a dial tone. You look for your cell phone, but you can't find it unti lyou check yer pants after an hour of looking, and there it is, in yer pocket, now yer even more pissed but you chill and go to call the internet company. However no signal, nothing. At this point yer pissed, you finished getting dressed, leave yer half eatin bowl on the computer table, which is soggy by now unfortunatly, and you storm out the door to head to the mall and yell at the cell phone company for shutting off yer cell phone yet AGAIN for no reason. On yer way to the mall you are so pissed you don't realize that there is no traffic what so ever. You pull up to the mall which is oddly empty for a saturday. You start to head towards the door and on yer way in you see some homeless douche bags sleepin on the sidewalk, which just makes you wanna kick em in the head, but you are on a mission. Once you get to the store, to your amazement it isn't even open ... yer furious at this point, until you look around and notice there isn't a single store open. What the hell is the front doors doing open if there are no stores open ... You begin to wonder whats up and then you remember the homeless man outside. You go outside and tap him on the shoulder "Hey man, you know why all the stores are closed to ......" you are interupted when homeless man JERKS awake and rolls over so fast that you barely catch the look in his blood red eyes that suggests he wants to fuck you up. Adrenaline pumping, fear kicking in you start running faster than you ever ran before, homeless man hot on yer heals, to your car. You jump in right before homeless man gets to you and you start yer car and speed all way home. You then get out yer box of "I knew this day was coming" from up in the attic and arm yerself to the teeth with grenades, yer awesome pair of custom 9mm glocks, your choice of assault rifle, clips and clips of ammo, tactical army knife, Katana and a full kevlar tactical suit and you smile as you head out into the unknown .... What if!
 
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