Things that kill people more often than pot...

Saw this on a reddit post & thought I'd re-post it here:
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Obesity kills 30,000 people annually

Lightning kills 10,000 people annually

Texting kills 6,000 people annually

Hippos kill 2,900 people annually

Airplanes kill 1,200 people annually

Volcanoes kill 845 people annually

Autoerotic Ashpyxiation kills 600 people annually

Shopping on Black Friday kills 550 people annually

Falling Out of the Bed kills 400 people annually, in the US alone

Bathtubs kill 340 people annually

Deer kill 130 people annually

Icicles kill 100 people annually, in Russia alone

Hot Dogs kill 70 children annually

Tornadoes kill 60 people annually

Jellyfish kill 40 people annually

Dogs kill 30 people annually

Ants kill 30 people annually

High School Football kills 20 people annually

Vending Machines kills 13 people annually

Roller coasters kill 6 people annually

Sharks kill 5 people annually

Marijuana kills ZERO people annually
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Here's the original link, with pictures :
http://www.teamprophoto.com/main.php?g2_itemId=8921

Police, peace keeping forces, non leathel weapons

"Hot Dogs kill 70 children annually" - Are you serious?

This woman just masturbated to death...

http://hiphopwired.com/2010/07/13/woman-masturbates-to-death/

Too many consecutive nights of blue balls should be on that list somewhere.

Are british guys so inept that the woman have the need to masturbate to this extent?

unismoker said:

"Hot Dogs kill 70 children annually" - Are you serious?

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This number should go down , since michel jacksons death.

wiseguy316 said:

This number should go down , since michel jacksons death.

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Zing!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know if that list is entirely accurate, but I also don't care enough to do fact checking either.

Who'd thought, hot dogs are more deadly than tornados... that's pretty deep my friend...

The title of your thread is misleading because it implies that pot kills people. Shame on you!

Women - Kills millions of men a year and replaces them with increasingly effeminate characteristics.

More people die annually from drinking too much water than from smoking cannabis.

Road-head kills more people a week as well. They are all happy though

I'm going to the police station to talk legalization this week... I'm taking this list X3

xKuroiTaimax said:

I'm going to the police station to talk legalization this week... I'm taking this list X3

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Make sure you lead off with the woman who masturbated herself to death, they'll love that one!

Lol it might get a bit uncomfortable X3

I'll try. I'm going to start out with telling them my IQ, extracurricular activities, aspirations, anti drug (apart from pot) rants and then there's my physical appearance. Then I'll drop the 'I smoke a shotload of pot' bomb and watch their eyes fly open.

Negative stoner stereotype DESTROYED :3

xKuroiTaimax said:

Lol it might get a bit uncomfortable X3

I'll try. I'm going to start out with telling them my IQ, extracurricular activities, aspirations, anti drug (apart from pot) rants and then there's my physical appearance. Then I'll drop the 'I smoke a shotload of pot' bomb and watch their eyes fly open.

Negative stoner stereotype DESTROYED :3

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And modest, too...

xKuroiTaimax said:

I'm going to the police station to talk legalization this week... I'm taking this list X3

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i wouldnt unless you know theyre accurate

The list is a bit of icebreaking humor, but also making a point.

When I said about my physical appearance, I mean I look about 12, seriously. I've played with snifferdogs and not once have the police suspected me of anything. Like I said before I was in the station all day with a q on me.