Triping fucking balls on golden teacher

Just ate 13g of golden teacher and Im tripping fucking balls

lol have a good time go for a walk

Nice man, hope you have a solid trip(who am I kidding, 13g will be a huge trip!) Nevertheless, good vibes brother. I would most likely ego death off such a heroic dose(in my opinion).

13 grams is a little overkill, eh? Do you mean wet?

Skuxx said:

13 grams is a little overkill, eh? Do you mean wet?

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I'm guessing based on the fact that he was aware of what a computer is and was able to use it. 13g dry would likely have you tripping by the time you finished eating them all.

I'm on 300 grams of chicken waiting for a trip report.

I'm eating approx 120 grams of my own excrement

Report 12 minutes in..

I lost about 25~ grams of excrement as it slipped through my hands onto the keyboard.

Tried to pick it up but the mess is only spreading as shit sticks to my fingers

Report unknown minutes in..

Feces is now smeared across the monitor and is caked on particularly heavy in the bottom right corner covering the clock. I try to wipe the turd off but it just adds more this is terrible. This is truly a scene of horror

Why the hell are you on the computer telling us about what you're eating? Go outside and enjoy yourself!

MrEDuck said:

I'm guessing based on the fact that he was aware of what a computer is and was able to use it. 13g dry would likely have you tripping by the time you finished eating them all.

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God, Duck, that was wonderful.

MrEDuck said:

I'm guessing based on the fact that he was aware of what a computer is and was able to use it. 13g dry would likely have you tripping by the time you finished eating them all.

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That was my first thought. If the GTs were traditionaly dried and cared for I doubt one could read, let alone work the keyboard and string together a cogent typed message.


But you never really know I suppose.

I figured he meant wet... but 13 grams fresh is a weak dose, and I wouldn't consider it "tripping fucking balls"

Golden Teachers. I guess we all learned something today. Am I right? I just wanted to use that line. Later.