TRUE Story - I ALMOST died from smoking weed

I almost died from parachuting.
Parachute didn't spring out when I pulled the lever.
"So didn't you die from a faulty lever?"
Actually no, I almost died from the person who packed the parachute.

Lmao, like I said, IT'S ALL POINTLESS, this can go on for days rofl.

i think they are saying you purposely miss labeled the title to draw a crowd.................... cause honestly if the title said "i almost died from smoking weed with cat hair in it" ......i wud not have even bothered to read this thread , might have told you to chck ya weed closer next time ! it is being delivered from a source you have no idea the way they do things cleanliness wise ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so in turn we believed that mabe we were about to read something IMPORTANT knowledge wise , but we were duped when we entered so we are lil ticked we read something so trivial honestly but im glad your ok thats for sure but thats only my opinion on this matter just a lil sneaky in a way to me

kekapena said:

If someone was "swimming" & they almost died from a shark attack, would that person have the right to say;
"I almost died swimming..."
Yes they would, because "swimming" was the act taking place.
Now after they say "I almost died swimming" you would ask HOW? Then they would tell you, "from a shark attack"

All I did was say "I almost died smoking weed..." you guys read the "HOW?" part which was "from cat hair"

So my statement still stands, I ALMOST DIED SMOKING WEED! (technically, that's true)

OBVIOUSLY I know I almost died from CAT HAIR, that's what the ENTIRE story was about. Lol.
I just didn't think I needed to point out the obvious to you guys, I figured you'd understand.
My bad.

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0calli said:

i think they are saying you purposely miss labeled the title to draw a crowd.................... cause honestly if the title said "i almost died from smoking weed with cat hair in it" ......i wud not have even bothered to read this thread , might have told you to chck ya weed closer next time ! it is being delivered from a source you have no idea the way they do things cleanliness wise ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so in turn we believed that mabe we were about to read something IMPORTANT knowledge wise , but we were duped when we entered so we are lil ticked we read something so trivial honestly but im glad your ok thats for sure but thats only my opinion on this matter just a lil sneaky in a way to me

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That was the reason I worded it in the title, the exact reason.
97% of the media material produced today is labeled the same way.
Whether you love the media or not, you still read the shit they produce.
Whether it's a local newspaper or a High Times magazine.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way I headlined it, because I gave a CLEAR explanation of HOW I actually almost died.

Furthermore, some people did find this thread useful, read the first few pages.
Some feel duped, others don't... it appeals to some, it doesn't appeal to others... like everything in life.
If you don't like it, you simply move on.
Again, this is my opinion, I completely understand yours & you nailed in on the head.
Because that was the reason.

At least you could see that though lol.

0calli said:

i think they are saying you purposely miss labeled the title to draw a crowd.................... cause honestly if the title said "i almost died from smoking weed with cat hair in it" ......i wud not have even bothered to read this thread , might have told you to chck ya weed closer next time ! it is being delivered from a source you have no idea the way they do things cleanliness wise ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so in turn we believed that mabe we were about to read something IMPORTANT knowledge wise , but we were duped when we entered so we are lil ticked we read something so trivial honestly but im glad your ok thats for sure but thats only my opinion on this matter just a lil sneaky in a way to me

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But you did open it, and you read it... so you obviously found out about the cat hair.

And then instead of leaving like you said you would have knowing what the thread would be about, you posted a full a paragraph to it.

glad i cud help out lol

spandy said:

And I lied about "always" buring the cats right away. Sometimes I put them out in the middle of a field few hundred yards away, grab the 308 and my distress call and see how many coyotes fall for it.

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i like reloading my .223 with varment grenades. bangin. kills coyotes instantly with chest shots. rarely does the first one not kill it. not to mention rabbits and birds and ground squirels explode when they get hit. lol. maybe the occasional stray cat. lol.

for those that dont know its not actually an explosive devise. lol. the jacket expands at a high rate of speed and devestates anything in its path once it hits something. small animals go to pieces. lol.

ganjames said:

But you did open it, and you read it... so you obviously found out about the cat hair.

And then instead of leaving like you said you would have knowing what the thread would be about, you posted a full a paragraph to it.

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Lol... apparently he not only read the original post, but some replies as well.
I really don't understand why some are making such a fuss about it, really? I mean come on...
Obviously I know as well as everyone who read the post, that is was from CAT HAIR not from WEED.
Smoking weed was the ACT being committed.

It seriously feels like some people on this board just nit-pick at the dumbest things on purpose just to hijack a thread or start shit on a thread.
Take a blunt hit & relax.
Were all on the same side here.

i did leave actually after i first read it then saw postings building so thought id see wassup then saw all the bantering and thought id offer my obviously clear reason why the dude titled the thread the way he did and why people keep bugging him about it ............but thanx for pointing out the obvious ,,,,,,,,,,,,i know how to read and i know what i wrote so what was the point of your informative post again

ganjames said:

But you did open it, and you read it... so you obviously found out about the cat hair.

And then instead of leaving like you said you would have knowing what the thread would be about, you posted a full a paragraph to it.

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kekapena said:

Actually you could say that. I don't see anything wrong with it, as long as the full story is given immediately after the original statement.

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Your trying to be technical about it, when technically your being a dunce. Your on a pot forum where people take pride their medicine does not kill people and your trying to say otherwise while making yourself look like an ass.

Just admit it was a bad thread title and move on

0calli said:

i did leave actually after i first read it then saw postings building so thought id see wassup then saw all the bantering and thought id offer my obviously clear reason why the dude titled the thread the way he did and why people keep bugging him about it ............but thanx for pointing out the obvious ,,,,,,,,,,,,i know how to read and i know what i wrote so what was the point of your informative post again

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chill 0calli i was only taking the piss

0calli said:

i think they are saying you purposely miss labeled the title to draw a crowd.................... cause honestly if the title said "i almost died from smoking weed with cat hair in it" ......i wud not have even bothered to read this thread , might have told you to chck ya weed closer next time ! it is being delivered from a source you have no idea the way they do things cleanliness wise ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so in turn we believed that mabe we were about to read something IMPORTANT knowledge wise , but we were duped when we entered so we are lil ticked we read something so trivial honestly but im glad your ok thats for sure but thats only my opinion on this matter just a lil sneaky in a way to me

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Bang on the money. Wanted to draw the attention because he knew a story about being allergic to cats was not really very interesting for most people.

"Actually Keka, it was the cat hair that almost killed you... not the weed."

NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

spandy said:

So if I put drano in my coffee, can I say that I almost died (or did die lol) from drinking coffee?



Man, I almost fucking died from having sex last night.

Really

Yeah, fucking truck run off the road and came right into the bedroom

Uh, didn't you almost die from the truck then

No, it was from the sex

no you are stupid, it was the truck, having sex had nothing to do with it



lol I'm done here

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um technically u would have died cuz u drank the coffee. lol. but who the hell cares anymore about how he stated it. lol. u guys got the point.

Perfextionist420 said:

Your trying to be technical about it, when technically your being a dunce. Your on a pot forum where people take pride their medicine does not kill people and your trying to say otherwise while making yourself look like an ass.

Just admit it was a bad thread title and move on

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It wasn't a bad thread title, I used the same idea 80% of RIU users use to attract thread-views.
So I guess that means EVERYONE who does this has a bad thread title? Interesting.

tip top toker said:

Bang on the money. Wanted to draw the attention because he knew a story about being allergic to cats was not really very interesting for most people.

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I just got done admitting that's why I put the headline the way I did.
Was there a reason you had to say the same exact thing that's been said twice on this thread already?
Including a confirmation from the OP himself? Lol.

and actually i posted a full paragraph on why he did what he did in titling it that way , and why you guys are acting the way you are its really a posting about your actions or reactions to the misleading title

hope that clears it a bit more for you ...........cause that was my direction with my post

ganjames said:

But you did open it, and you read it... so you obviously found out about the cat hair.

And then instead of leaving like you said you would have knowing what the thread would be about, you posted a full a paragraph to it.

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srry got in a tiff with a few trolls today.......not in any way saying that u are at all just blood still boiling my apology if i seem frontal

ganjames said:

chill 0calli i was only taking the piss

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wheels619 said:

um technically u would have died cuz u drank the coffee. lol. but who the hell cares anymore about how he stated it. lol. u guys got the point.

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Lmao... see, even the people trying to refute the headline are getting there rebuttles wrong.
Like you said, IF YOU GOT THE POINT then who cares?
Obviously once you OPEN the thread & READ the thread, you can see it was totally not the WEEDS fault.
So I don't see why anyone who takes there medicine "precious" would have a problem with this thread, it doesn't portray that WEED almost killed me.
It portrays that cat hair IN weed almost killed me.

0calli said:

and actually i posted a full paragraph on why he did what he did in titling it that way , and why you guys are acting the way you are its really a posting about your actions or reactions to the misleading title

hope that clears it a bit more for you ...........cause that was my direction with my post

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I already said on the last page that I was only fucking with you...

i know noticed right after my post look above buddy i sent an apology

ganjames said:

I already said on the last page that I was only fucking with you...

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Perfextionist420 said:

Your on a pot forum where people take pride their medicine does not kill people and your trying to say otherwise while making yourself look like an ass.

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LMAO - "their medicine does not kill people and your trying to say otherwise" <---WTF anyone who read the story will know this is complete B.S.
THE ONLY way that someone would take it out of context & think the WEED almost killed me is if that someone DIDN'T read the story.
In which case, they would have no right to comment on a story they never read.
Nice try.

Moving on now. Lol.