TRUE Story - I ALMOST died from smoking weed

Thread starter kekapena
Start date Jan 9, 2012

0calli

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#81

cats suck ass they are demeted lil users cats dont come to you just for the companionship they want something and if they dont want something then its fuck you leave me alone..............well most cats anyways devilish lil bastards lol

ismokealotofpot said:
17 reasons to own a cat op your a pussy.http://mritechnicianschools.net/2010/17-health-benefits-of-owning-a-cat/

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spandy

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#82

kekapena said:
You could still be HERE... just talk about something ELSE lol, right?
...As far as employees horsing around & breaking shit, NOT cool.

Yeah, get this, the window less than 2 feet away from the one they broke, has a bad seal in it so the window is foggy. I was going to replace that one this year anyway, why couldn't they of broke that one?!

ganjames

Well-Known Member

#83

here's the link for those who wanted to see it.

http://www.peta.org/issues/companion-animals/animal-abuse-and-human-abuse-partners-in-crime.aspx

kekapena

Active Member

#84

spandy said:
Yeah, get this, the window less than 2 feet away from the one they broke, has a bad seal in it so the window is foggy. I was going to replace that one this year anyway, why couldn't they of broke that one?!

Why?
Because that would be too easy on you.
Lol.

0calli

Well-Known Member

#85

hey why are we here again i FORGOT !!!!!!!!!!

ganjames

Well-Known Member

#86

i think everyone forgot...

must be some real strong cat hair.

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spandy

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#87

I think some dude was smoking his pubes and got sick or something, I dont remember.

kekapena

Active Member

#88

spandy said:
I think some dude was smoking his pubes and got sick or something, I dont remember.

Actually, there is a story about someone smoking dried women's period blood... so the pube story isn't to far-fetched.

wheels619

Well-Known Member

#89

rotflmao. haha

0calli

Well-Known Member

#90

Bahahahahahahaha

spandy said:
i think some dude was smoking his pubes and got sick or something, i dont remember.

0calli

Well-Known Member

#91

WTF FUK OFF NO WAY I THOUGHT I HEaRD IT ALL LOL

kekapena said:
Actually, there is a story about someone smoking dried women's period blood... so the pube story isn't to far-fetched.

wheels619

Well-Known Member

#92

well that would have been a good title. i was smoking a bowl of this period bloody pot and almost died. thankfully i only contracted a rare form of facial herpies that just never goes away. lmao.

kekapena

Active Member

#93

0calli said:
WTF FUK OFF NO WAY I THOUGHT I HEaRD IT ALL LOL

It's very true... a story I won't retell lol.
Much like this story, it was an accidental case.
It wasn't me though that smoked it aha.

ganjames

Well-Known Member

#94

I prefer my pussy blood in an aerosol can so I can huff it.

wheels619

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#95

ganjames said:
I prefer my pussy blood in an aerosol can so I can huff it.

give the bag or rag a nice heavy red misting and give it a nice whiff. lmao.

0calli

Well-Known Member

#96

YEAST INFECTED VAGINAL QUIFF SPLATTER CHUNKS ON MY WALL DRYED AND CURED IS WHAT I LIKE IN MY TURKEY GRAVY

NOW THAT IS AN EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tTILE

wheels619

Well-Known Member

#97

all this ridiculousness has got me needing a bowl. lol. pure og here i come then maybe some watering if i feel up to it. lol.

ganjames

Well-Known Member

#98

Every time I get arrested for it the cops always ask me why I'm wearing lipstick...

And I say "lipstick?! this is pussy blood baby!"

jonblaze420

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#99

0calli said:
YEAST INFECTED VAGINAL QUIFF SPLATTER CHUNKS ON MY WALL DRYED AND CURED IS WHAT I LIKE IN MY TURKEY GRAVY

NOW THAT IS AN EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tTILE

Since you typed that in all caps I'll assume that message is from an 'Organic Portal.'

That's nasty (Cleveland voice)

0calli

Well-Known Member

#100

I just spit all my weed out my pipe cause of that lol everywheres in the keyboard fuk man thnx for that lol

ganjames said:
every time i get arrested for it the cops always ask me why i'm wearing lipstick...

And i say "lipstick?! This is pussy blood baby!"

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