turn ons for men and woman. lets talk dirty lol

OGEvilgenius

OGEvilgenius

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hereshegrows said:
I hope to keep this classy gentlemen, but from the female prospective, what turns us on is knowing that we turn you on. Making a woman feel appreciated for her beauty can really heat things up...say something nice...spend time touching us with our cloths on first...let us know you want us and we drive you crazy with desire and we'll be happy to please you in return...(well, me anyway;) the best lover I've ever know would take his time kissing and caressing me, he would take my cloths and tug them tight, synching them around me. Then he'd press himself against me letting me know what I was in for...he would lift me and pin me and would let me feel his strength...ooooh I miss him.
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The wall pin is a classic.
 
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rooky1985

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skirt with no panties. If you dedicate enough time and express your want for sexual exploration she may go for anal. Hopefully she hasn't tried it and the guy was a dick and rushed his way in. I have never been in a relationship without having anal sex because I took it slow and didn't rush her. If you do get in use lots of water based lube or she may never let you back in if it is an awful exoerience for her. My buddy tried it with ky warming and set his girls ass on fire and he has never been back.
 
smellzlikeskunkyum

smellzlikeskunkyum

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Doobius1 said:
Thanks for the all out full belly laugh
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almost tried that last night, i had a few too many Xanax and was like "hey lets use this!!" she was like FU^% YOU!! r u tryin to kill me? lol glad that it went better than that!



When a hot BBW knows shes turing u on, thats a great mutual feeling. Like that huge breasted librarian, you always dreamed about, catches you looking at her cleavage as she bent over to put a big book away. you're worried you're the only one turned on, and you expect her to get mad or embarrased. instead she stares right back and gives you a naughty smile. :)
 
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brimck325

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bde0001, hey bro,i gotta tell ya that broad looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet. straight up bar whore.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Turn ons would include; confidence, a direct 'no bullshit' attitude, a clean person, this includes hygiene, living spaces, cars, shoes, etc.. A girl with a messy apartment, messy bedroom, messy bathroom, messy car tells me more than her words ever could! To put an ! on this subject, allow me to clarify! I was with a chick once who would go to work, I'd clean the entire apartment from top to bottom, dust, dishes, sweep, vacuum, mop, everything! THE NEXT DAY I'd see q-tips on the floor in the vanity, used floss, shoes/clothes strewn about, dishes in the sink, the bed, not made.. FUCK! Maybe this doesn't go for everyone, but if you can't keep an apartment clean for ONE WEEK, how do you think that looks on your 'wife' resume? (not to mention this chick wanted to seal the deal..), nice (if you're a dick to a waiter or someone you're paying for their service, fuck you!), thin waist, nice sized hips, tits: I'm a big fan of all tits, big, small, doesn't matter nearly as much as how confident YOU are to have them. I was with a 10/10 with small tits one time and she made absolutely sure to inform me she wasn't satisfied with them before I saw them.. From a guys perspective (mine anyway), your tits don't matter nearly as much as your opinion of them, be proud, confident, even excited for me to see them, and I WILL BE! I'm lucky enough to even be in this position, and I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to be here! Do you think the sight of your tits is going to make me say "oh fuck this, eww, gross!", let me inform you, FUCK NO it won't! You could have mangled, lopsided, Total Recall type tits and I'd still be in heaven! Stop worrying so much about your tits! It's like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still fuckin' good! Sexy underwear/lingerie, surprising me right when I get home from work, surprising me by waking me up fondling my sexy bits, whispering sexy things to me in public, like "I'm not wearing any panties", "I'm so fucking horny right now", "I bet you wish you were inside me right now, huh?", "You look so fucking sexy right now", etc.. Even tiny gestures like looks from across the room, lip bites, the smallest of touches, like running your fingers through my hair (or lack there of in my case!), popping out your ass so only I notice, talking to guys that would make me jealous while looking at me, a good perfume.. So much!

Turn offs would include; "lights OFF!" under all circumstances.. OK, so I'm supposed to sit here and get off on just the feeling without even seeing shit when males tend to need some sort of visual to come to climax? GENIUS! Bad hygiene (smells mainly.. come on.. I shower before sexy times, shouldn't you?).. Unsightly hair, armpit hair, leg hair, asshole hair... come on, I take care of my shit, am I not worth the extra effort? Dead fish.. Really? You're just gonna lay there...? "I'm too tired"... well I guess it doesn't matter since you got yours.. DICK! "Porn? EW!" Well fuck, can we turn the lights on then?! "I'm fat.." Gee, I hadn't noticed, look how much I care! Can I fuck you with the lights on now and can you stop bitching about it or, even better, do something about it if you don't like it!? "Do you wanna come to my family's house for dinner?" (they hate me) "noooot really..." "ugh! You never want to do shit with me!" "....", that was one of the major things in my last relationship, she'd invite me to things she knew I hated, bars, parties, family dinners, then would act totally shocked and upset when I'd turn em down.. I reasoned, would she want to be invited on hikes, to amazing action or scifi movies, wind tunnel skydiving? OF COURSE FUCKING NOT! Where is the sense in me asking her, then, knowing she DOESN'T WANT TO DO ANY OF THAT SHIT, getting mad at her or throwing some kind of fit because of it?! Total nonsense!
 
tyler.durden

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^^ C'mon Pad, I sense your holding a lot back. Tell us how you really feel ;) A man who knows exactly what he wants and, more importantly, doesn't want. Excellent. Gotta spread the rep before giving you more, great post...
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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lol Thanks T

Another turn off, constantly wanting to go through your shit!

What's with people doing that? I'm not an idiot, lack of trust, but why would you be with someone you didn't trust? If you trust them, why would you need to read texts, mail, email, or listen to voicemails?

A chick who thinks she can hit you because you can't/won't hit her back. I won't unless some chick is brandishing a weapon or I honestly feared for my safety or the safety of someone else, but that doesn't give them a free pass to throw punches

JEALOUSY! You're no longer allowed to be friends with anyone with a vagina. Those old friends you had before you met her, nope, can't talk to em or hang out with em anymore, coworkers? FUCK NO! If she even catches you with a coworkers number in your contacts list she goes ballistic! Family friends? Do they have a vagina? HELL NO! "Only if I'm there, too", "why do you need to have female friends?", "only if you two aren't alone!".. It never ends with some of them, which leads to even more distrust and disinterest..

I could write a book on turn offs..

Turn ons..

Doing/buying things that actually matter! I HATE CARDS! I hate everything about the retarded custom to give cards... Birthday cards, Christmas cards, get well cards, congratulations cards, a new baby cards, wedding cards.. FUCK CARDS. They're R E T A R D E D. My mom insists on giving cards, OH! Not only her, but she INSISTS I give cards, too! "Come write your name!", "Did you get your sister a card for her birthday?!", etc...

I couldn't give a shit less if I never received another card in my entire life! Whoever the engineer behind that shit was a goddamn genius! I bet some guy sitting at Hallmark looking at the profits dwindle by the day, boss comes down "What the fuck are we gonna do?! Think some shit up, quick!", dude paces all night till finally.. "We'll just tell em it's rude or inconsiderate not to! HA!" BOOM! Hallmark becomes a household brand..

A lawnmower, a new saw or wrench set, a kitchen appliance, a set of tires, this is the type of shit that is buying something that actually matters. Jewelry, clothes (I'll buy my own clothes, I know my size and style, there is less likelihood I'll take something back if I buy it myself, saves time), that sort of stuff will undoubtedly turn me off, I have no real use for any of it..

Baking. Cooking. Wanting to do that, or even at least learning the basics, the fundamentals, is highly attractive. Not only does it add another check mark to my opinion on your level of competence because you're interested in learning another skill, but yet another one on my opinion of your commitment to actually raising a family. What if I have to work and you're at home with the kid and he gets hungry? Are you just not gonna cook? Wait 'til I get home from work to cook dinner after he's been starving all day? Feed him cold cereal and PB&J sandwiches his whole life 'til he can cook for himself?

Normal, natural skin over fake tan skin each and every single time.

CCCC- A Classy, Competent, Confident, Chick
 
greenswag

greenswag

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st0wandgrow said:
I hear ya on the BJ's. I'm very visual, and the sight of a vagina/ass really gets me off. Looking down at someone sucking lil' st0w ...... not so much. It feels good and all, but I can go days without popping the cork from a BJ.
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Same dude it takes me forever to get off with just a bj. If it's just sex I might last 20-30 minutes, not the greatest stamina with that. To counteract one thing I learned to do as a trick is have them head the best they can, mixing in a handjob when they're taking a breath or quick jaw break for maybe 15-20 minutes if I'm lucky to get off that quick, otherwise it'll take hours and of course eye contacted and such is needed. As soon as I finish from that I go at them and can last forever and will go until they need to beg to stop.

Not only does this make you seem awesome to them at the moment, it's amazing how fast word gets around with the way girls gossip, news spreads like wild fire and next thing you know you have a shit ton more girls all trying to hit you up. I should add I will give them head before they give me head and anything else they want before hand, they LOVE foreplay and thankfully so do I :D
 
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shagratt

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i like innocence.. fuck the nasty bitches. im a virgin and i want a virgin. big turnoff when they are thinking about nasty shit when fucking....
 
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shagratt

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Padawanbater2 said:
lol Thanks T

Another turn off, constantly wanting to go through your shit!

What's with people doing that? I'm not an idiot, lack of trust, but why would you be with someone you didn't trust? If you trust them, why would you need to read texts, mail, email, or listen to voicemails?

A chick who thinks she can hit you because you can't/won't hit her back. I won't unless some chick is brandishing a weapon or I honestly feared for my safety or the safety of someone else, but that doesn't give them a free pass to throw punches

JEALOUSY! You're no longer allowed to be friends with anyone with a vagina. Those old friends you had before you met her, nope, can't talk to em or hang out with em anymore, coworkers? FUCK NO! If she even catches you with a coworkers number in your contacts list she goes ballistic! Family friends? Do they have a vagina? HELL NO! "Only if I'm there, too", "why do you need to have female friends?", "only if you two aren't alone!".. It never ends with some of them, which leads to even more distrust and disinterest..

I could write a book on turn offs..

Turn ons..

Doing/buying things that actually matter! I HATE CARDS! I hate everything about the retarded custom to give cards... Birthday cards, Christmas cards, get well cards, congratulations cards, a new baby cards, wedding cards.. FUCK CARDS. They're R E T A R D E D. My mom insists on giving cards, OH! Not only her, but she INSISTS I give cards, too! "Come write your name!", "Did you get your sister a card for her birthday?!", etc...

I couldn't give a shit less if I never received another card in my entire life! Whoever the engineer behind that shit was a goddamn genius! I bet some guy sitting at Hallmark looking at the profits dwindle by the day, boss comes down "What the fuck are we gonna do?! Think some shit up, quick!", dude paces all night till finally.. "We'll just tell em it's rude or inconsiderate not to! HA!" BOOM! Hallmark becomes a household brand..

A lawnmower, a new saw or wrench set, a kitchen appliance, a set of tires, this is the type of shit that is buying something that actually matters. Jewelry, clothes (I'll buy my own clothes, I know my size and style, there is less likelihood I'll take something back if I buy it myself, saves time), that sort of stuff will undoubtedly turn me off, I have no real use for any of it..

Baking. Cooking. Wanting to do that, or even at least learning the basics, the fundamentals, is highly attractive. Not only does it add another check mark to my opinion on your level of competence because you're interested in learning another skill, but yet another one on my opinion of your commitment to actually raising a family. What if I have to work and you're at home with the kid and he gets hungry? Are you just not gonna cook? Wait 'til I get home from work to cook dinner after he's been starving all day? Feed him cold cereal and PB&J sandwiches his whole life 'til he can cook for himself?

Normal, natural skin over fake tan skin each and every single time.

CCCC- A Classy, Competent, Confident, Chick
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haha, im the opposite. if i had a girl who looked through my shit id be happy. it means she cares about what ur doing! if she minds her own business, she got somethin to hide yo
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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shagratt said:
haha, im the opposite. if i had a girl who looked through my shit id be happy. it means she cares about what ur doing! if she minds her own business, she got somethin to hide yo
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I disagree. If she looks through my shit, she's insecure and untrustworthy. She thinks I'm hiding something. She's afraid I'm not telling her something.
 
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