US Navy: Penis in sky drawn by jet trail was 'unacceptable'

vostok

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US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.

The phallic outline over Okanogan County in the western US state of Washington provoked much mirth online.

But commanders at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island did not see the funny side and have ordered an inquiry.

A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.

The jet specialises in electronic warfare and can travel at nearly twice the speed of sound.

Spokesman Thomas Mills told the BBC: "From a Navy standpoint, we do hold our aircrew

to the highest standards and this is absolutely unacceptable.

"It has zero training value and the aircrew is being held accountable."

The Federal Aviation Administration, a government agency that regulates US airspace,

told local TV station KREM 2 that the manoeuvre did not appear to pose a safety risk

and they "cannot police morality".

Plenty of onlookers on the ground were amused by Thursday afternoon's sky doodle.

Ramone Duran told the Seattle Times newspaper: "After it made the circles at the bottom,

I knew what it was and started laughing."

But one householder told KREM 2 she was upset about having to explain to her children

what the vapour trail's shape represented.

WARNING: Some viewers may find images below offensive.



It is not the first aircrew to pull such a stunt.

In August this year, an RAF fighter pilot drew a 35-mile penis on radars

monitoring skies over Lincolnshire, England.


http://www.bbc.com/news/42032629
 

schuylaar

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US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.

The phallic outline over Okanogan County in the western US state of Washington provoked much mirth online.

But commanders at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island did not see the funny side and have ordered an inquiry.

A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.

The jet specialises in electronic warfare and can travel at nearly twice the speed of sound.

Spokesman Thomas Mills told the BBC: "From a Navy standpoint, we do hold our aircrew

to the highest standards and this is absolutely unacceptable.

"It has zero training value and the aircrew is being held accountable."

The Federal Aviation Administration, a government agency that regulates US airspace,

told local TV station KREM 2 that the manoeuvre did not appear to pose a safety risk

and they "cannot police morality".

Plenty of onlookers on the ground were amused by Thursday afternoon's sky doodle.

Ramone Duran told the Seattle Times newspaper: "After it made the circles at the bottom,

I knew what it was and started laughing."

But one householder told KREM 2 she was upset about having to explain to her children

what the vapour trail's shape represented.

WARNING: Some viewers may find images below offensive.



It is not the first aircrew to pull such a stunt.

In August this year, an RAF fighter pilot drew a 35-mile penis on radars

monitoring skies over Lincolnshire, England.


http://www.bbc.com/news/42032629

why? our pedophile president admits to regularly 'grabbing pussy'..

wait until they find out he's really a human trafficker..part of following the money..so many shell corps, so little time.
 

SneekyNinja

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The pilot drew a dick in the sky...who actually cares?

I'd argue it's an extremely well executed sky-penis and the guy is obviously a solid pilot with an excellent visual measure of distance.

Even the FAA said it looks like it was a safe series of maneuvers and they're not there to judge morality.

So who fucking cares? Its only news as a distraction from the tax plan Trump is going to fuck us all with.

EDIT: Minus points for no pee hole and jizz coming out, so imo I'd give it an 8.
 
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Indacouch

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US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.

The phallic outline over Okanogan County in the western US state of Washington provoked much mirth online.

But commanders at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island did not see the funny side and have ordered an inquiry.

A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.

The jet specialises in electronic warfare and can travel at nearly twice the speed of sound.

Spokesman Thomas Mills told the BBC: "From a Navy standpoint, we do hold our aircrew

to the highest standards and this is absolutely unacceptable.

"It has zero training value and the aircrew is being held accountable."

The Federal Aviation Administration, a government agency that regulates US airspace,

told local TV station KREM 2 that the manoeuvre did not appear to pose a safety risk

and they "cannot police morality".

Plenty of onlookers on the ground were amused by Thursday afternoon's sky doodle.

Ramone Duran told the Seattle Times newspaper: "After it made the circles at the bottom,

I knew what it was and started laughing."

But one householder told KREM 2 she was upset about having to explain to her children

what the vapour trail's shape represented.

WARNING: Some viewers may find images below offensive.



It is not the first aircrew to pull such a stunt.

In August this year, an RAF fighter pilot drew a 35-mile penis on radars

monitoring skies over Lincolnshire, England.


http://www.bbc.com/news/42032629
That guy/pilot deserves a metal

Beautiful
 

vostok

Well-Known Member
you can take the pilot out of the trailer park
but you cant take the trailer park outta the pilot
OK...OK ...I think I got

lets do a simple figure Eight on a north heading

then blast back to south of center

then run west 240 for about (how long is a sky dick?)

turn back 045 to finish just north of that center point

still gotta work on the Glans ..? lol
 
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