Vehicle revenge?

Sand in a gas tank will end a vehicle's life in a quick hurry.

slowbus said:

put limburger cheese in his heater vents.He will sell the car.Awhile back a guy wrapped another guy's heater core with a salmon skin

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A buddy of mine had a small bottle of Wolverine urine on his dash (professional trapper).

It leaked

No one ever rode in that truck again !

You need to sit down and write your buddy a NICE long letter of thanks and appreciation for exposing both of their true natures to you before you married the bitch and bred more faithless zombies for the coming apocalypse and you found him residing fat, dumb and happy in the home you pay for for eternity.

Then you need to work on finding a woman you can respect.

PS Leave it under the wiper blade arms you did not TEAR OFF his vehicle LOL
thanks lolikun! I have visions of the hubby tearing wiper arms off with his bare arms, I'm still laughin'.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

A buddy of mine had a small bottle of Wolverine urine on his dash (professional trapper).

It leaked

No one ever rode in that truck again !

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oh ya,any thing like that will work just fine.If the cops ask me what they smell,its always skunk piss

I guess my main thing is, if she did ya that dirty there's no need for any hatred. She's not in your life anymore and you'll reap the benefits from that.

stickyicky666 said:

So basically i started working out of town and coming home part of fri-sun and since i left my ex gf now, left me and is with my "best friend"
which iv been friends with him for 8 years now
any ideas how i can fuck his car up thats always parked next door at my ex's house now? Iv thought about putting dry quikcrete in the gas but i remembered its one you have to unlock the fuel door, so my only 2 thoughts are tires or brake fluid on paint. I need ideas, has to be a fast process
I know this sounds bad, but thats a low fucking move to do to your friend, and i dont forget or forgive shit like that im a firm believer in karma
So any ideas will help! Will be taking place anytime fri-sat, ill post aftermath pictures
Thanks!

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Karma is a bitch..someone ripped me for 1000$ (i needed to pay utilities among other things, so I was FRANTIC) and i was gonna do something to his shitmobile..then I realized..what am I doing?
I'm better than that..so are you..that's the way karma works.

If however you are really hurting, there is the old banana shove into the exhaust..quick for you and sends a message..he'll be able to drive for a few before his car dies (probably won't be able to figure it out until its towed to a garage) and shouldn't have any negative affect on the car per se, just in case you get caught and he wants to press charges..remember, cameras are EVERYWHERE now.

i think you meant to post that on myspace not here

Once again let me explain karma. It is is action, virtuous, non-virtuous, or idle. Your Karma will propel you into your next life. Weather it's a hungry ghost, an animal, an anitgod, a god,or a human. om-mane-padme-hum, 6 syllables for the 6 realms.

stickyicky666 said:

Dident think about that might have to add that to the list, id love to unbolt the bolt on the oil pan

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just a half turn

whatever happened to kicking his ass and then finding a new HOTTER chick. You just DON'T mess with a mans vehicle. Sheesh.

stickyicky666 said:

So basically i started working out of town and coming home part of fri-sun and since i left my ex gf now, left me and is with my "best friend"
which iv been friends with him for 8 years now
any ideas how i can fuck his car up thats always parked next door at my ex's house now? Iv thought about putting dry quikcrete in the gas but i remembered its one you have to unlock the fuel door, so my only 2 thoughts are tires or brake fluid on paint. I need ideas, has to be a fast process
I know this sounds bad, but thats a low fucking move to do to your friend, and i dont forget or forgive shit like that im a firm believer in karma
So any ideas will help! Will be taking place anytime fri-sat, ill post aftermath pictures
Thanks!

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Spend all this negative energy on something positive...like growing.

In the end you'll be happier, and richer.

So the guy lives next door and the op is gone all week. Former friend steals cheating girl, op is better off without either in his life but wants revenge. Revenge is taken and then retaliated against. Op is gone 5 days a week for work, doesn't seem to think that his house could be burned down in retaliation or some other terrible thing. Law enforcement will see op as #1 suspect given the parties history.

I had the same thing happen to me with a guy that worked for me. I spit in his face in a Denny's and he wouldn't make a move. I let my temper flair but got my shit under control. Years later the ex had some trouble with a guy she married. I'm talking the guy she married made the news for some pretty aweful shit. That was my vindication, I doubt op will find such a scenario because he's going to find himself in some sort of revenge war for awhile.

Good Luck with life

There are exactly zero winners in a Fuck-You contest.

The best revenge would be for you to move on and be successful.

That or a banana in the tail pipe.

guy incognito said:

The best revenge would be for you to move on and be successful.

That or a banana in the tail pipe.

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Agreed. You realize you're an adult when you can turn the other cheek and step away..it's the right thing to do.

That or Japanese revenge.

guy incognito said:

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The left over rotten pussy will be doing the same thing to your supposed friend in no time . At least leave him a car to run her over with when she fucks around on him , there simple and karma go together !

Have you seen your friend's dick? I'm guessing he is hung like a horse and taking your girl to pound town. I know that's what you're thinking. Because if you knew he had a smaller weenis, you wouldn't give two shits what happened.

And seriously, you never know though dude, maybe this is fate for them, and they were meant to be. You were the catalyst that brought them together.

You should be happy for them.

just have sex with him and get it over with already, you already have a lot in common being best friends so it shouldn't be a hard transition. Obviously its a win win, she will be devastated having been cheated on with you none the less, and he will be outed. you hang with different crowds now apparently as your best friend and lover are now on the same team and are not in town very much so it wont be awkward for you at all. dont fuck with his vehicle, fuck with his life.