Vent your Spleen!

ozstone

ozstone

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I have a beef at the Moment, and that is when waiting in Queue, some other asshole or bitch, while knowing full well others have been waiting longer accept service from staff when asked "Who is next", I just wanna *#@* that son of a motherless goat, Goose Fraba,
What Is Your BEEF,
go on vent your spleen, but do it in an orderly fashion.:spew:
 
Gygax1974

Gygax1974

Just some idiot
I hate people who don't pay attention to their surrondings, you know cutting you off in traffic, dilly dallying in crowded places. Hell I even had a kid eat off my table at Wendy's cause his mom was too busy being oblivious. PAY ATTENTION. X-Mas is my favorite time to meet these people in the stores. Sorry but I hate when people have no clue what is going on around them it irks me for some reason....how the hell do they get through life?
 
ozstone

ozstone

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Another one is these "Parents with Prams" car parking spaces, get fucked.
You had the kid/s now fuckin walk an extra ten yards with the legs god gave you.
I appreciate Disabled spaces as this is a legitimate reason, but "Parents with Prams", I park in them on purpose and am waiting for someone to question it.
 
joemomma

joemomma

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Christmas is the worse time of year, people turn into the biggest pricks. Last year at the check out stand this grouchy bastard behind me is just bitchen up a storm about how long he has to wait and he's wearing a santa hat. So I tell the guy "If you want to act like a grouchy bastard that's your right but at least take off that fuckin hat when you do it. Your sending children mixed messages!" It was at least another twenty minutes till I got checked out and he never uttered another peep.
 
ozstone

ozstone

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joemomma said:
Christmas is the worse time of year, people turn into the biggest pricks. Last year at the check out stand this grouchy bastard behind me is just bitchen up a storm about how long he has to wait and he's wearing a santa hat. So I tell the guy "If you want to act like a grouchy bastard that's your right but at least take off that fuckin hat when you do it. Your sending children mixed messages!" It was at least another twenty minutes till I got checked out and he never uttered another peep.
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Good stuff, I hate assholes who have to shout and carry on thinking they are a big man and belittle people in front of others, nothing wrong with belittling people, just call them aside and quietly tell them what a C*nt you think they are and they need to get their shit together
 
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fdd2blk

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all i wanted was a shorty spark-plug. i saw the f*ckin' thing back there when we walked in. i was very careful not to startle it since ALL the windows were down. we go into the store. they don't have what i need. i had forgotten. as soon as i got next to the window that MOTHER F*CKIN' shit box came at me. all i saw was a blue streak of teeth. f*ckin blue healers. hate those dogs. the f*cked up part is the big hill-billy slob of an owner who pokes his head out the door to see what's going on. looks at me like i did something. why do dog owners do this sh*t? like your dog wants to hang out in the parking lot of the parts store. he is obviously pissed. take him home. or do you need him with you to look "cool"?
 
Erniedytn

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
I fucking hate it when your department at work is SERIOUSLEY understaffed and the cocksucking bosses won't hire anybody else to help you because they feel that "you can handle it". When i start turning out half the calls I usually do, maybe then they will get the point:mad:
 
joemomma

joemomma

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fdd2blk said:
all i wanted was a shorty spark-plug. i saw the f*ckin' thing back there when we walked in. i was very careful not to startle it since ALL the windows were down. we go into the store. they don't have what i need. i had forgotten. as soon as i got next to the window that MOTHER F*CKIN' shit box came at me. all i saw was a blue streak of teeth. f*ckin blue healers. hate those dogs. the f*cked up part is the big hill-billy slob of an owner who pokes his head out the door to see what's going on. looks at me like i did something. why do dog owners do this sh*t? like your dog wants to hang out in the parking lot of the parts store. he is obviously pissed. take him home. or do you need him with you to look "cool"?
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Now be nice! That was the dude's girl friend!
 
ozstone

ozstone

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fdd2blk said:
all i wanted was a shorty spark-plug. i saw the f*ckin' thing back there when we walked in. i was very careful not to startle it since ALL the windows were down. we go into the store. they don't have what i need. i had forgotten. as soon as i got next to the window that MOTHER F*CKIN' shit box came at me. all i saw was a blue streak of teeth. f*ckin blue healers. hate those dogs. the f*cked up part is the big hill-billy slob of an owner who pokes his head out the door to see what's going on. looks at me like i did something. why do dog owners do this sh*t? like your dog wants to hang out in the parking lot of the parts store. he is obviously pissed. take him home. or do you need him with you to look "cool"?
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Yeh I here ya Mate,
I was driving the other day, tired and a little stooned and just minding my own business tuning out and this ute goes past with a Blue Heeler crossed with something else in the back and "Fuckin Bark" fuckin thing nearly scared me half to death, The things you see when you dont have a gun eh.
 
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fdd2blk

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ozstone said:
Yeh I here ya Mate,
I was driving the other day, tired and a little stooned and just minding my own business tuning out and this ute goes past with a Blue Heeler crossed with something else in the back and "Fuckin Bark" fuckin thing nearly scared me half to death, The things you see when you dont have a gun eh.
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mmmmmmmm, gun.
 
Micheal Kelso

Micheal Kelso

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My next door nieghbor (dumb bitch) parks in front of my driveway constantly, not in front of my house I could care less about that but actually at the end of my driveway...like 5 times a week. I am so sick of knocking on her door and asking her to move her car and having to wait everytime.

It's like I have to have permission to leave my house, it irks me everytime.

One day I'm gonna snap and just plow into her car I swear.
 
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