weirdest dude ever.!!

So last night I was at home on facebook commenting on my homies page cuz we went fishing and we smoked an 8th, this random guy starts commenting on how hes down to smoke and he has ends on it blah blah. this guys used to go to high school with us, so he ended up getting my number from 1 of my friends, he picks me up and we go to the connect for weed.

this guy has grown up alot in high school he was a complete idiot now he works as a security guy for a pretty big building and he is well dressed and well spoken. so we get the weed, drive around and find a spot to post.

we hit 3fat bowls off a really nice bong. 5mins later this guy starts freaaaaking out. He starts hearing police sirens and hes getting real itchy and nervous. so this makes me and my friend panic a bit (its just 3 of us) so this guy starts acting like a drunk middle school girl! He is in the car reading all kind of signs on the road, saying random stuff and rhyming stupid words. he keeps shaking and closing his eyes the whole time.

we walk into a gas station for munchies and he takes literally 20mins to figure out what chips he wants, at this point i have lost my patience so i tell them i want to go home. He takes me home and on the way home he spots a jack in the box 3:40 am he orders "tacos" "i want tacos" "i want tacos now" screaming at the guy like hes 5years old!!!! this guy is starting to get dellusional or some shit cuz its getting me nervous.

he grabs his food and he parks to eat. after he parks he gets a weird feeling that the cops are looking at him (it was just a random car parking down the street) so he gets off the car and starts to walk away, im like dude wtff r u doing! i wana get home he literally told me to get out of the car til its safe again. might i add the whole time hes mumbling really fast and hes like half asleep.

we finally got back in the car around 430am on the way home he swirvs like an idiot and he kept noticing the red lights all late and stopping all hard and dramatic.

this really really pissed me off last night.!!! people like this make weed look bad.! people like him give politicians a reason not to legalize the damn stuff.! how the fuck do you get soooo retarded offf of 3fucking bowls??? after he went on and on and on aboout how he smokes like 4times a day everyday. buhhhhh. a grown ass man acting like a fucking mentally challenged child!! it was soo fucking embarassing and anoying.! i really hate stoners like this.

sorry, i just had to get this off my chest with you guys since all of you know that some people are the WORST to smoke with.

peace n love you guys

lol this has made me laugh fucking fool stay away in future hes bait

what time did you pick that fool up?

i try not to hang around with tweakers and schitzos like this dude

unless he was buying the weed, i wouldnt hang out with him

this dude picked me up. at first it was like wow weirdo really really wants to smoke. he went from 1 comment about "we should smoke up 1day" to alot of comments "lets smoke now where are u"
i didnt care at 1st cuz he said he was gona smoke me out and then after he was like "i cant smoke anymore" it was sooo horrible. this guy went from fully functional to completely weird in a matter of bowls!! people like this really exist!! i would understand if he was 7years old and i let him pop half an E pill. but come on man hes almost 24 and he hit 3bowls.

really doh i will never smoke with him again not even if he said he had a pound no thanks nuh uh.

thanks for rocking a quote by me btw

so what time did this guy pick you up ,

if i hit 3 bowls i'd be pretty mashed, more than likely if i was near a mcdonalds i'd be ninja'ing my way around the drive-thru after cheeseburgers and just generally making an utter twat out of myself everyone else in the world be damned, and if i saw a car aprked down the road sure, i might sudden gget some apranoin, i've had shit like that in the past, i'll hear sirens while watching a film and will have to pause the film, those were outside man, hahaa

other times i'll have a smoke and see my friends acting immaturely and out of their head, i figure oh well, they're rather gone with it.

i say get over it and give the guy a break. sure the whole hooking upto smoke is a bit creepy, but that's one experiuence and you're going to tell him to fuck off? you could go out a second time, and you could whitey out in the backseat of his car after 2 bowls for some reason, shit happens and people do stupid stuff. how sad that you're raecting this strongly after one experience of him getting a bit smoked up

edit: although yeah, just read the 4:30am, so as rob sais, when was it, i'd maybe be as stated above etc for half an hour to hour after hitting 3 bowls, not an entire night

link him to this thread.

KaleoXxX said:

thanks for rocking a quote by me btw

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your welcome i love that quote.

oh and this guy came thru around like 2ish in the morning. I mean i dont hate the guy, i Just hate him high this was the very 1st time i ever smoked with him too. Im just really really shocked!! He oicked me up and he was wearing a suit! like wtfff ok i get it ur job requires you to look sharp so i start feeling a bit ragedy cuz he says he always dresses like that. aaaaaaaaand he uses real big sentences and a wide range of synonyms to talk kind of a smart ass. just really really weird how 3bowls later hes a 4year old kid stuck in a bad dream! really doh should this guy be smoking weed? its gona ruin his life.

Oh and im not trying to bag on people who get stoned and act a fool cuz when i get super baked i play around alot and joke but I can totally realize it when im tripping out and then i can come to my senses. this guy was fucking out of it!!!!!

live and learn, thats what they say.

different people different brain chemistry, different buzz. One my oldest firends had a similar buzz to wat you described after one bowel, paranoid, delusional, properly tripping out, other people who had smoked enough couldnt understand it but it genuinly hit or mate that hard. he got some sleep and woke up normal again with not much memory of what happened, he decideded weed wernt for him and never smoked again, maybe just a special 1 ouuta a million.

should of got the keys and took off just leave him to walk home with his tacos lol

yeah i could of easily took his keys blown up his car taken his bong slapped him in the face and called him suzie!! and he would of never known. but its true live and learn. it was just all so weird and i was pretty blown it all felt soo damn fake i was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and tell me i just got punked.

1lastGodsend said:

yeah i could of easily took his keys blown up his car taken his bong slapped him in the face and called him suzie!! and he would of never known. but its true live and learn. it was just all so weird and i was pretty blown it all felt soo damn fake i was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and tell me i just got punked.

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Lol. Sounds like a very awkward night. I've gone through shit like that. He could easily get someone busted acting like that in public. And yes what a horrible representation of a modern day toker. I stay away from anyone or any situation that makes me uncomfortable.

yea bro, i know a couple friends that trip out all crazy off weed. and everyones like.............................. dude................. its bud.................. WTF is ur problem???? i myself believe that those people that freak out have a chemical imbalance in there brain, and the canabanoids throw that imbalance way off the deep end or something. some people just straight up dont have the mental copacity to handle all the chemicals our amazing plant has to offer =]

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yea bro, i know a couple friends that trip out all crazy off weed. and everyones like.............................. dude................. its bud.................. WTF is ur problem???? i myself believe that those people that freak out have a chemical imbalance in there brain, and the canabanoids throw that imbalance way off the deep end or something. some people just straight up dont have the mental copacity to handle all the chemicals our amazing plant has to offer =]

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soooooo fucking trueee!! look with girls i totally understand, ive smoked with alot of female friends who just cant take it 1 bowl has them with puffy eyes and laughin for hours but i dont mind it cuz i know they are light weights..

but this dude is huge around 6'4 and like 220-230pnds. it was the most awkward thing ever and I couldnt get thru to him like when he would start to space out i couldnt talk or tell him to clm down cuz he would be tooo stuck on a tripp out. very very weird. really doh it makes me be proud that i can take down blunts and all i gota worry about is CLEAR EYES, not me talking like a god damn 4year old

hahaha yea man, i thank god after every bowl that im not all twacked out hahaha
one of my really good friends start to foam at the mouth, eyes roll bak in his head, goes into convulstions. some people are just wired diffrent ya kno. like some people eat acid all day everyday, and some people will take one dose and turn into a vegetable.

yeah thats true i guess its all about tolerance. He proved himself a liar so I feel really good about myself after that night. At first he was all "better then me" suit and big words with a good job but If you cant smoke with me then i for sure got no respect for you. not like that but you know what i mean. what good does your big job and big suit do you when all it takes is some marijuana smoke to destroy you haha. makes me wish i could lock him in an air tight room and fill it up with weed smoke for dayssssss. he would prolly die i really think he would die