What If We Stopped Giving A Fuck About Slutty Politicians?

When a politician can't be bribed, they are blackmailed. If there's no privately traded dirt on him, they call up some of his college buddies and use the same ploy: Be bribed or be blackmailed.

Because we, as a christian veneered nation hate sex. Not that we really hate sex, but then, we're not really a 'christian nation' either. Any way it goes, tolerating this psychotic self loathing and then projecting that onto our leaders, elected or otherwise, makes them vulnerable to subversion.

But what if we just said, "Hey that's actually the kind of shit a normal guy does." I mean, is geting a blow job in the oval office disrepecting the chair by admitting that a HUMAN BEING sits in it? Or do we really want our leaders to be inhuman? Because that's exac tly what we got for our inability to face the facts of life and the truth of the life and nature of the universe.

Sure, some say sex is more fun if you're worried about getting caught. Or so say the priests raping our children.

Everyone has their thing, politicians just seem to have more "things" than most. Probably due to the ever watchful eye of the public and those who are trying to get some dirt so they can blackmail or destroy a political enemy. Partisan politics as usual.

Mostly a ploy to keep people distracted from what is really happening out here.

NoDrama said:

Everyone has their thing, politicians just seem to have more "things" than most.

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wealth and power afford one a greater opportunity for vice.

Really? Getting your dick sucked in the oval office is 'more than most'? Fcuk that shit. If I were in office, I would so christen that shit. There has to more cumstains on the carpet than the bathroom in a gay club. Texting cock pics? Okay I personally would be better about keeping my junk private. I got enough chicks clamouring for this massive piece (Har har). But seriously, Marylin Monroe? How do you say no to that and still pretend you're human?

They don't have more 'things' than most. We make much more ado about it than most. Like OJ. Or Katrina. Our priorities are fucked up.

AMERICA: Wiener jokes.
Meanwhile: Global uprising

And this video (as always) proves relevant once again to every single real issue avoided by American cognitive dissonance:


http://youtu.be/VOWe4-KXqMM

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i already don't give a fuck.
unless they give thier fuck buddy's kid a job.
or hush money is paid.
or they are anti gay crusaders caught up in male prostitution and meth.
as far as weiner goes... no foul that i can see.
he lied to the press, but that isn't illegal, it's just an
embarrased reaction.

Eight. Fuck it. I'd rather him an example of how we don't mind how they conduct their personal affairs as long as they aren't blatantly abusive hypocrits or child molestors.

Such folk are in too short a supply to get a fuss over some guy trying to laid on the internet (LOL)

Then we would have to start giving a real fuck about all the riot police, police and bullshit propagandized military forces at their disposal........ THAT or just focus on them and try and make all these polices forces realize that they have more in common w/ the average worker than they do w/ the rich and powerful. And turn they're fucking Tear Gas and other chemical deterrents (THAT ARE ILLEGAL TO USE IN WARFARE BY THE WAY) on these sluttly bitches! never mind the batons, tasers, long range acoustical devices, and last minute legislation to give illegal powers to said police...

You can blame that problem on the fact that were forcing capitalism upon the world and w/ it trying to live side by side w/ "democracy". W/ the majority of everyone trying to be a millionaire and look after their own family. Which is impossible; not enough resources. Every one would have to live in a minimalist (only use what you actually fucking Need) society. but i digressssssss lol

fuck political sluts!

MEANWHILE: FBI raids Weiner's family for being communist/terrorist supporters because they support unions and ending the war.

COINCIDENCE? Yes. Go back to bed. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this. Shut up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfd0_7BcU-0

Yeah I don't really care either, but these guys are all so damn stupid it is fun to watch them. If you wanna be all about sex that's cool it shouldn't have anything to do with your work and when you get caught yu shuld just fess up instead of BSing everyone. How you going to be on camera lying to people and expect us to think you won't do that the rest of the time? Weiner sure made himself look like a weiner, one look at his face and his dancing round the question and you knew he was guilty. LOL I'm not sure if that's my junk or not, reminded me of Clinton. So it's not the act it's the lying and deception instead of yeah I posted that creepy looking picture to some hot college girl, you right it was out of line and won't happen again at least until the divorce is fnalized .

I love Bill Hicks!

nodrama said:

i love bill hicks!

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I know right!!! <3<3<3

WTF good is the internet if you cant send out pics of your package?

We are a pathetic nation of reality show watching idiots.

then the gov could get back to doing its job!

olylifter420 said:

then the gov could get back to doing its job!

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It hasn't for so long that I doubt it remembers what it was. We're gonna have to scrap everything and start over from the Constitution and BoR up if we want a government that does its fucking job.

You (general you) gotta be batshit crazy if you think things like this shouldn't matter.

Men, AND women all make choices, and both are perfectly capable of keeping their collective asses cocks and pussies off the internet.
It's NOT that anyone should care if they have sex, but we didn't vote for them so that they could misuse the time spent working and the plethora of perks, trying to play-up their dingy white boxers to any facebook fan they want to land on.

Give me a fucking break. You are elected to do a damn job. These officials play a huge roll in the decision making process that involves my money, my freedoms, and my well-being.
If these bastards can't have the integrity to be faithful to their spouse, then either get a fucking divorce, or get the hell out of office. If they aren't married, then date and do things in a reasonable, responsible manner. They ASKED for the job, nobody put a gun to their head.

Gawd, some of these sorry-excuses-for-men act as though the world would collapse if they didn't snatch every single opportunity to show off their libido.

Its not what Weiner did...its the lie that makes it wrong...He should have just said "yeah I did it would you like me to send you one"

sharon1 said:

Gawd, some of these sorry-excuses-for-men act as though the world would collapse if they didn't snatch every single opportunity to show off their libido.

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STFU and go make me a sammich.

londonfog said:

Its not what Weiner did...its the lie that makes it wrong...He should have just said "yeah I did it would you like me to send you one"

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NO...no it's NOT just that he lied. He lied AND did a tremendously STUPID act.
BOTH of those things should get him fired with no pension. And if you think for one little moment that withdrawing their precious pension wouldn't matter.....take a look at California right now. For the first time in almost 30 some-odd years, we at least had a budget pushed thru....simply so the legislatures wouldn't lose pay. I'm not saying it was wrong or right, but it's a glaring testament to the fact that money speaks

I don't give a flat fuck who you are. If you are in politics, I expect you to be able to focus on the job at hand. If you're too damn stupid to understand that IF YOU TEXT YOUR JUNK ACROSS THE INTERNET...YOU ARE GOING TO GET CAUGHT AND YOU'RE TOO DAMN STUPID TO BE TRUSTED WITH ANY OTHER IMPORTANT WORK.

euthanatos93420 said:

STFU and go make me a sammich.

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Oh cupcake, I could make you a superb sammich. Trust me. It'll be the last meal you accept from a angry woman though.