What is a good automated trimmer that is cheap? Tired of this hippy triming shit!

Hire some guys to help. Blind fold them on the trip there if you don't want them to know where you live. I know a guy who brings his to a nursing home and they trim for hobby/craft time. No BS

I'm looking to add a triminator full size to the tool room to see if I like it better than the greenbroz

These are NOT cheap. But you can find used ones with low hours for about 3500 each.