What really pisses you off?

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member
I'm having a short fuse day today. People are pissing me off with their questions and inability to absorb the answers.

People that don't give way on the road to me (when they have no space to move forward)

Inequality

Ignorance

Selfishness.
 

tusseltussel

Well-Known Member
when a sign says merge left and you wait until the end to merge so everyone else has to stop to let you go then traffic backs up because 10 jackasses behind you did the same thing
 

theexpress

Well-Known Member
high police presence... too many people in too small an area..... locked cell doors.... my states marijuana laws.... yuppies
 

justugh

Well-Known Member
rem the rules of the road

if they hit u in the ass it is there fault .............and keep a axe handle in the car if not something else (cough cough shotgun cough)

when i get a asshole on my ass i tap the breaks once if they back off fine if not then opps my foot slipped off the gas and hit the break and they hit the back of me ............my car is all paided off and i have no insurance so please for the love of god hit me............i like a new truck and could use a doctor check up for free


i truly want one of theose sign borads so i can write a msgs to ppl and tell them .................on the front of the car is a bumper sticker written backwards ( if u can read this move faster or get out of my way)

or my fav one ( cost money) u get caltrops (crowsfeet jacktrops) basically it is a spike that u throw out and it always lands with a point up cheap way to pop the tires if u are getting chased or if u got a asshole that needs to pay for being a dick (if we keep letting assholes be asshole with no punishments they will never change)
 

BygonEra

Well-Known Member
98% of the people on the roads piss me off... some people really shouldn't be driving. It especially makes me mad when I'm the only person driving down a road and someone pulls out directly in front of me and goes 25mph on a no pass 2 lane road... Or when people speed up to get in front of you at a red light, only to go really slow when it turns green...


Also, people that steal shit. I hate them all. I'm just waiting for some random credit cards to pop up in my name thanks to the fucker that broke into my car, stole my wallet (with my SS card), and forced me to buy a Viper alarm system to protect my sound system... :finger:
 

tusseltussel

Well-Known Member
well you hate people riding your ass and fuck with them but have a bumper sticker for when you do it to other people and you somehow think not having insurance will get you a new truck... I think you might want to analyze your life and beliefs maybe cross-reference them with some facts
rem the rules of the road

if they hit u in the ass it is there fault .............and keep a axe handle in the car if not something else (cough cough shotgun cough)

when i get a asshole on my ass i tap the breaks once if they back off fine if not then opps my foot slipped off the gas and hit the break and they hit the back of me ............my car is all paided off and i have no insurance so please for the love of god hit me............i like a new truck and could use a doctor check up for free


i truly want one of theose sign borads so i can write a msgs to ppl and tell them .................on the front of the car is a bumper sticker written backwards ( if u can read this move faster or get out of my way)

or my fav one ( cost money) u get caltrops (crowsfeet jacktrops) basically it is a spike that u throw out and it always lands with a point up cheap way to pop the tires if u are getting chased or if u got a asshole that needs to pay for being a dick (if we keep letting assholes be asshole with no punishments they will never change)
 

tusseltussel

Well-Known Member
the people that don't get up to speed before merging onto a highway where everyones going 70mph
98% of the people on the roads piss me off... some people really shouldn't be driving. It especially makes me mad when I'm the only person driving down a road and someone pulls out directly in front of me and goes 25mph on a no pass 2 lane road... Or when people speed up to get in front of you at a red light, only to go really slow when it turns green...


Also, people that steal shit. I hate them all. I'm just waiting for some random credit cards to pop up in my name thanks to the fucker that broke into my car, stole my wallet (with my SS card), and forced me to buy a Viper alarm system to protect my sound system... :finger:
 

hempyninja309

Well-Known Member
For real though, I told them I was a vegetarian when I was getting booked and that night for dinner I got a baked potato, canned peas and one packet of salt. DAFUQ!!!! LOL
 

april

Pickle Queen
98% of the people on the roads piss me off... some people really shouldn't be driving. It especially makes me mad when I'm the only person driving down a road and someone pulls out directly in front of me and goes 25mph on a no pass 2 lane road... Or when people speed up to get in front of you at a red light, only to go really slow when it turns green...


Also, people that steal shit. I hate them all. I'm just waiting for some random credit cards to pop up in my name thanks to the fucker that broke into my car, stole my wallet (with my SS card), and forced me to buy a Viper alarm system to protect my sound system... :finger:
LOL don't be like my man- forget to lock the truck doors and activate the viper system--- fuckers stole 2 pairs of oakleys yet they left his portable satellite !!!

Mom always told me to memorize my social---no need to carry!
 

kinetic

Well-Known Member
For real though, I told them I was a vegetarian when I was getting booked and that night for dinner I got a baked potato, canned peas and one packet of salt. DAFUQ!!!! LOL
what do you expect? BBQ Tofu, fresh snap peas and coconut water? It's fucking jail, stay out of it and you won't have to worry about the food.

Edit: you're not even mad about being in jail but you are mad about the food? oh man.
 

tusseltussel

Well-Known Member
because he knows he was in jail for breaking the law....every time I ever got pulled over or arrested I was doing something wrong
what do you expect? BBQ Tofu, fresh snap peas and coconut water? It's fucking jail, stay out of it and you won't have to worry about the food.

Edit: you're not even mad about being in jail but you are mad about the food? oh man.
 

BygonEra

Well-Known Member
LOL don't be like my man- forget to lock the truck doors and activate the viper system--- fuckers stole 2 pairs of oakleys yet they left his portable satellite !!!

Mom always told me to memorize my social---no need to carry!
Yeah, I have mine memorized and never carry it... but I just so happened to have it in my wallet because I needed it for a job I had just gotten a few days before. FML!!
 
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