What The Fuck Do I Do Now?

Tell me this isn't some bullshit,
I got enough bud for 3 more joints, but I have no papers, I have a bong, but no lighters, no matches no way to the store, none of the amigos are at home or I can't fuckin' reach 'em,
the wifey is sleeping, what the fuck do I do now? Ideas anyone? This is rediculous, it isn't karma, I..dammit

the stove if ur relly desprite might be kinda hard dou

FInd some thing to roll it in.
LIke a page out of bible or the wrapper off of a tampon.
Use the stove to light it.

u got a gas stove? thats fire lol

Or you could get a straw and suck the smoke off of a bud that is sitting on the stove.

I would say knife hits.
Have never used them though.

the suns not out though man lol, atleast were im at

Knife hits! Of course! Fuck Ii feel like a fucking idiot, dammit. Hey midgradeindasouth, PM me.

Perfect
Thank you

ooo i think I have an idea.

If you have an inscent you can light
it by stove and there you go or if
you dont have any find a stick that
you can light on fire and use
it that way. And if you have a bible
laying around and i don't recommend you
do this if you have a guilty concsious, you could use
the bible papers as rolling paper.

its not bad if you use the parts of the bible that have the index or publishers on it right ?
i would say stock up next time but i dont use papers its cigerellos for me

alright.
get atoilet paper tube
a hole punch
something to use as a bowl (foil will work also)

punch hole in tube, make u a lil bowl, stick it in there. put on hand over one end, and suck the smoke thru the other.

for your lighter.... stick a piece of paper to the stove till it catches on fire, then light a candle with it. theres your lighter.

or you could just make yourself a little tiny magic brownie.
find the Betty crocker cookbook, and cut the recipe into like......1/8ths. lol

a litty itty bitty brownie.
yumm

well if you have a pencil an a microwave..you draw a little dot on a piece of paper then stick it in the micro till it's on fire...last resort though...

Hey thinks for all the replies/ideas/stoner sympathy, but its knife hits all the way, very nice=)

what do you mean with ''amigos'' is taken from spanish?

I'm Pretty sure he means his friends Maco. A lot of English speakers, especially in America closer to the Mexican border, use Spanish words as slang.