what would happen if you jacked off in a haunted house?

say you live in a house that is haunted and dead people appear, things move, you hear creepy voices, etc, and you masturbate, would the ghost get pissed off and rip your dick off?

No, don't worry about it. My ghost watches me, and seems to get into it. I've caught him jacking off while watching me.
(I think he might be a gay ghost).

If your ghost looks like this, I wouldn't worry about any dick ripping..

Hahahahahaha