Ganjapussy
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Holy crap! I just read your sig^^ I thought it was the same one I was gonna change mine too.. "All I wish for, is a tall ship.. And a star to steer her by"... But... It's not
What's a deal breaker for you?
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Hepheastus420
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Sorry?.........Fuck you!
scroglodyte
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i looked at your sig and thought.................................
What does a guy with an eleven inch cock eat for breakfast...?
Bacon.... Some eggs..... Oh, and I had some orange juice too
Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
wtf
What does a guy with an eleven inch cock eat for breakfast...?
Bacon.... Some eggs..... Oh, and I had some orange juice too
Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
wtf
Ganjapussy
New Member
He's one of those rich people who bitch... Just his avatar man he has a yawt with naked bitches on it for Christ sake
Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
I like carne, even if he is rich.. I just hope he's not actually mad.
scroglodyte
Well-Known Member
not in Vegas.............
Ganjapussy
New Member
He was joking.. As was I
Ganjapussy
New Member
i looked at your sig and thought.................................
What does a guy with an eleven inch cock eat for breakfast...?
Bacon.... Some eggs..... Oh, and I had some orange juice too
Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
wtf
Even when you say it I still crack up... What the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly?
The redneck has more teeth. Lol!
Hepheastus420
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Hepheastus420
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the stifler one is kinda gross.. But the 11" joke is pretty funny in a cocky way loli looked at your sig and thought.................................
What does a guy with an eleven inch cock eat for breakfast...?
Bacon.... Some eggs..... Oh, and I had some orange juice too
Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
wtf
Ganjapussy
New Member
I can't read your post due to my tears!!
Why don't you love me carne!!
He's either smoking a bowl or.... Asleep haha
scroglodyte
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cream in my soup is a dealbreaker. can't eat it. Manhattan clam chowder for me
Ganjapussy
New Member
And I'm the gross one >.>
scroglodyte
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no...........the silly, obnoxious one. Kaendar
mysunnyboy
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H Ano...........the silly, obnoxious one. Kaendar
hey that reminds me, where's WORDZ been?
Padawanbater2
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People who believe reading/learning stops at graduation.
People who stop just far enough right at a red light to disable me from making a right turn. I WILL KILL YOU!
People who sing during songs. Shut the fuck up so I can enjoy the music and not be annoyed by your crummy voice.
People who talk too much and can't take the polite hint that I'd rather get the fuck out of there, like nodding and being obviously short by saying things like "mhmm", "OK", "oh yeah?", and "wooow". Are you asking me to be rude to you?!
People who insist they know whats best for you than you do.
People who watch things like "Jersey Shore", "Honney Boo Boo" & any of those retarded step wives shows.
Idiots who agree with unnecessary international wars.
Idiots who who don't understand the separation of church and state.
Morons who proclaim to be 'pro-life' based on emotional arguments.
Dumbasses who believe American politics is legitimate.
Retards who defend scientifically illiterate elected officials.
People who support the death penalty.
People who are rude to waitresses or waiters.
Someone who tells me their favorite movie is Twilight.
Anyone whose ever suckerpunched someone.
Anyone ever posted on world star hip hop.
Members of terrorist organizations or religious cults.
Anyone who thinks an American soldier is automatically a hero.
Pigs. (police)
Anyone too lazy to learn how to cook.
Anyone too lazy to wash a fucking dish.
Dumb bitches who take 'sexy pictures' with filthy rooms.
Stupid chicks who think their looks will suffice.
So many. (probably why I'm single..)
People who stop just far enough right at a red light to disable me from making a right turn. I WILL KILL YOU!
People who sing during songs. Shut the fuck up so I can enjoy the music and not be annoyed by your crummy voice.
People who talk too much and can't take the polite hint that I'd rather get the fuck out of there, like nodding and being obviously short by saying things like "mhmm", "OK", "oh yeah?", and "wooow". Are you asking me to be rude to you?!
People who insist they know whats best for you than you do.
People who watch things like "Jersey Shore", "Honney Boo Boo" & any of those retarded step wives shows.
Idiots who agree with unnecessary international wars.
Idiots who who don't understand the separation of church and state.
Morons who proclaim to be 'pro-life' based on emotional arguments.
Dumbasses who believe American politics is legitimate.
Retards who defend scientifically illiterate elected officials.
People who support the death penalty.
People who are rude to waitresses or waiters.
Someone who tells me their favorite movie is Twilight.
Anyone whose ever suckerpunched someone.
Anyone ever posted on world star hip hop.
Members of terrorist organizations or religious cults.
Anyone who thinks an American soldier is automatically a hero.
Pigs. (police)
Anyone too lazy to learn how to cook.
Anyone too lazy to wash a fucking dish.
Dumb bitches who take 'sexy pictures' with filthy rooms.
Stupid chicks who think their looks will suffice.
So many. (probably why I'm single..)
Ganjapussy
New Member
no...........the silly, obnoxious one. Kaendar
I actually thought that one would of broke you... Tough crowd
scroglodyte
Well-Known Member
quilted toilet paper.................
Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
I already killed them.. They're now in the trunk of my right turning car.
I have a rule about this that I follow. You may sing, but only at a quarter of the volume as the artist. There's a joke I like. Lets say you're singing to pink floyd.. Me: "hey, who sings this song?" You: "pink floyd" Me: "Good, lets keep it that way"
Sorry.. lol
Bad move too.. Unless you want a spit sandwich.
Once knew a guy who always bragged about how he knocked somebody down with a sucker punch while wearing brass knuckles. He needed to STFU
Pad, please don't feel that way. Give me your first born baby and all your possesions and I'll give you eternal life.
Agreed.. Anybody can shoot a gun.. It's about shooting for the right reasons though.
At least you don't live in TX with all the deputy dipshits.
lol
Better single than an absolute fake.
scroglodyte
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broke me? this is all in fun.......son. if my REAL World hasn't broke me, the inane ranting of poorly spelled drivel that exudes from you pie-hole certainly won't.
