Whats The WORST Thing You Did In 2017?

MonkeyGrinder

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I have a laundry list.
Busted my nose AND balls on a water slide. Like real hard. Jumped through the entrance tube. I'm hauling ass through there. Get to a downward ramp part. Going too fast. Boom full body plant into the top. Nosebleed like a mofo. Get fired out of the bottom eventually. Hit the pool in the bottom real hard. The boys got hit with all that water pressure. Strait up Ow my balls. So I'm limping out of there all holding my junk with one hand and nose with the other. This smoking hot redhead rockets past me in a tiny 2 piece. I'd pin her at 19 or so. Killer body, real short, got a little thickness to her in all the right places. Like college freshman put on a little drinking thickness. Anyways lost her top. Beautiful tiddies. 10/10 tiddies. She goes from oh my god tee hee embarrassed to pretty horrified because there's a bloody dude doubled over holding his junk. So it was a give and take experience. I would have made her a future ex wife just because of those knockers alone. Gravity and propulsion had to go and screw that up though.

Had to chop down and tear down 8 girls that were in perfect and pristine condition 3 weeks early. All from seed. In 5 gallon pots. 2x600 watt lights with 4 girls under each. Topped em twice. Went for a 4 cola mainline. Top to bottom 2 foot colas. They had put on that big swell. I was waiting for those pistils to recede and calyxes to just blimp out. So lost a good deal of weight and harvested some clear trichome bud. Not a lot of milky. It was like where's Waldo finding them.

Took on a good deal of debt to save great grandparent's house. One's still alive and kicking it. They're not quite as sharp as they were nowadays. About to hit those triple digits in age. Family member and "caretaker" more or less got greedy and dipped into the equity cookie jar. After everything was said and done spent a small chunk of change in legal garbage. Had to deal with bank digging through financial BS. You can't just toss a stack of hundoes at em and fix those problems you know? Ended up buying the place so they don't have to spend the rest of their twilight years in a nursing home. Out of all of the people they've helped and let stay there not a single person would pony up and help out. Joke's on them though. They're slapping a hospital 5 blocks away now. Not to mention everything that goes with it. That property value is going to climb. So another give and take situation. The PITA is I've had to go back to work full time until that's all squared away. On the upside G-Grandparent is going to be comfy and I'll either
A - Live there when I retire
or
B - Make some pretty sweet cash renting it out within walking distance of a medical district.
I couldn't bring myself to sell the place.

Took on another dog. Friend had to move. Couldn't take their dog where they were going. Their dog stayed at my place probably a week out of the month beforehand. My dog's best dog friend. The problem is when they're together they're both retarded. They don't fight but nip and wrestle 50% of the time they're awake. So I get to hear angry goblin noises constantly. And new dog is a needy cuddle monster when she wants to sleep. HAS to have physical human contact. So it's not bad but kinda drives me nuts. She's also an escape artist via digging. And where one goes the other follows. I had to fortify the fence and now act like a prison warden inspecting it periodically.
 

Bareback

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I masterbated to weird Chinese nipple penetration porn. The whole time, even when I was coming, I felt like I shouldn't be doing this.
I was thinking , small world, then I remembered that it was you who shared the link ( thanks BTW ).
But that was definitely not the worst........ That's all for now.
 
What's up with the worst thing you did in 2017 that is something you shouldn't remember hmmmm hows about fucking drawing faces on the grocery store wall and shooting bb's at green cars telling them to fuck off so i can eat man.
 
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