Who killed Kurt?

iamnobody

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So after hours of extensive research (by which I mean getting baked and letting my mind wander) I've realised who killed Kurt cobain.

Dave grohl killed Kurt so he could start the foo fighters and step out of the shadows of nirvana. Krist novoselic was in on it and was planning his own solo career, but realized he's only a bassist.
 

reallybigjesusfreak

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courtney love tried to stop them, but was ultimately threatened herself and backed down. He was actually stabbed to death, then shot with a shotgun to make it look like a suicide.

El Duce was pushed in front of a train by Dave Grohl so he couldnt kill Kurt first.
 

outliergenetix

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So after hours of extensive research (by which I mean getting baked and letting my mind wander) I've realised who killed Kurt cobain.

Dave grohl killed Kurt so he could start the foo fighters and step out of the shadows of nirvana. Krist novoselic was in on it and was planning his own solo career, but realized he's only a bassist.
they always say look at who has gained the most lol.
case closed, gg nancey drew
 
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