Why, Butt cheeks? Why?

How do you feel about human butt cheeks?

  • Love 'em!

    Votes: 12 52.2%

  • Gross

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I don't find humans attractive at all

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I have had sex with an animal at least once

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Bucktouching/Shitstomp/Pinworm

    Votes: 5 21.7%

  • I'm Transgender

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • What is this thread about?

    Votes: 6 26.1%
  • Total voters
    23
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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ZaraBeth420 said:
Butt cheeks are there for 2 reasons:

1. To cushion your balls as your banging the hell out of someone.

2. To keep the bangee from spewing shit everywhere as you bang them harder and harder.

I know personally, sometimes I've been thankful for #2 (no pun intended).
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Mmmm. Excellent response, it afforded me a Wake 'n Fap...
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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If your pitter don't fit her, hit her in the shitter with your one eye critter and maybe that will get her.


The but cheeks at there for one reason.

For me to have you over. I will give you lots of cheap beer and spicy food.

When you pass out I will super glue the cheeks together all except the top.

When you sit on the toilet with diarrhea the next morning and let it rip it squirts up your back.

Covered in shit and I get lo laugh.




Plus the cheeks are good for sex. The same reason I like a woman with fat pussy lips.
 
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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
whitebb2727 said:
If your pitter don't fit her, hit her in the shitter with your one eye critter and maybe that will get her.


The but cheeks at there for one reason.

For me to have you over. I will give you lots of cheap beer and spicy food.

When you pass out I will super glue the cheeks together all except the top.

When you sit on the toilet with diarrhea the next morning and let it rip it squirts up your back.

Covered in shit and I get lo laugh.




Plus the checks are good for sex. The same reason I like a woman with fat pussy lips.
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Wow, I think you'll be getting that prize. An amazing post. You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman...
 
Zig-Zag Blue

Zig-Zag Blue

Well-Known Member
Blue Wizard said:
Are you busy later? Would you like to go for dinner and a movie? Just make sure you put a hole in the bottom of your popcorn bucket or I'll be disappointed.
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I do that with the wife but I use a cracker Jack box because every box comes with a surprise. Gets her every time.
 
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