Wife-beating?

Tenner

Tenner

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I can understand hitting children as thats a good way to get them to understand in their young age, but not wifes they are old enought to understand. I mean decide, do you like her? If the answer is no just split the fuck up rather than shout, say things you don`t mean and slap her. What the fucK!

But I mean okay, give her a good slap if she goes off shagging someone or something but just to put her right in a normal day, thats fucking senseless.

However I`m not married yet, more to the point, I`m not married for 20 years :P
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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Dominathan

Dominathan

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Slojo69 said:
I dont get it ........
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I was getting ready to type "I don't understand this picture". Maybe the internet has ran out of real pictures of women being beat, so we've had to resort to a picture of a woman in distress? lol, dunno
 
Steve French

Steve French

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Dominathan said:
I was getting ready to type "I don't understand this picture". Maybe the internet has ran out of real pictures of women being beat, so we've had to resort to a picture of a woman in distress? lol, dunno
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It is a picture from a movie called "Mommie Dearest". Joan Crawford, the bitch in the picture, is a mentally abusive alcoholic. Probably needs a good fucking slap.
 
Devildog93

Devildog93

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Kodank Moment said:
I knocked a girl out at a party once. True story. She had it coming and she was like 5'9" 170 so not like I beat up some petite girl. To long of a story. Just know I was justified in my actions.
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If bitches punch a man....they are fair game. I'll hold back if I get slapped......usually find the dude nearest her then fuck him up. But if she closes her fist.....you just stepped into the Man Zone lady.



..lol
 
mellokitty

mellokitty

Moderatrix of Journals
Devildog93 said:
If bitches punch a man....they are fair game. I'll hold back if I get slapped......usually find the dude nearest her then fuck him up. But if she closes her fist.....you just stepped into the Man Zone lady.



..lol
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that's why i sink my perfectly manicured thumbnail in your eye before i punch you, just to remind you i'm a lady..... ;)
 
Devildog93

Devildog93

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Folks.....we got Devildog and MellowKitty up next......this ones gonna be a doozy folks. Don't get up to go to the bathroom......don't get up to order beer.......this one's gonna be over quick............













 
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StonedPony

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Found out there are over 200 battered women in my area............fuck I been eating em raw all this time...........fuck.

 
Dominathan

Dominathan

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The Cryptkeeper said:
Okay okay. The bitch in the picture, is Faye Dunaway. The Movie, is Mommie Dearest. It's about Christina Crawford's childhood with her not only mentally abusive alcoholic mother, Joan Crawford, but very physical with her abuse as well.
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You're grammar makes me think you just ripped a bong. :P
 
rowlman

rowlman

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...damn wifes, always complaing about something..."my eye is black", " my arm is broke", "whats my family ganna say"....wah,wah,wah....quit misbehaving and you won't get beat
 
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