Will likely receive urinalysis have tips to pass with dirty urine?

I basically smoked varying amounts every day of october and will likely be receiving a urinalysis within a week. Have any advice to help pass it? I don't exactly have access to cleanser drinks.

Other than "stop right this instant and drink a lot of fluids"? cn

buy synthetic urine...

buy real urine

Rent a judge...

If you know a buddy who's clean just use his urine. They don't pat or search you (at least in my state)...5 hour energy bottle taped to the leg (to keep temps right) with the clean urine ...drop clean urine in sample container....take a actual piss (for effect and sound)....don't flush or else you will have to piss again.

It's simple. And don't try the drinks they don't work well at masking it. It's too big of a gamble. Clean urine taped to leg is the key.

So uh are there any significant differences between male and female urine? My GF doesn't smoke

If she's pregnant, it could be embarrassing. However they likely won't test for that ... but make sure that if she takes Flintstones vitamins, galric or asparagus ... you do the same. cn

Call in sick..........

cannabineer said:

but make sure that if she takes Flintstones vitamins, galric or asparagus ... you do the same. cn

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Hm, why is this?

SaintSteven said:

Hm, why is this?

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In my experience these things give pee a distinctive odor. You want the product to match the "producer". cn

use synthetic urine or someone else's real urine . You can sneak it in a plastic bottle and use an athletic supporter to hold it and stay warm .

T Ray said:

It's simple. And don't try the drinks they don't work well at masking it. It's too big of a gamble. Clean urine taped to leg is the key.

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dude ive used drinks 2 times to get 2 different jobs gold something and this really nasty tasting big ass "grape" shit. it worked o and one was walmart

Cranberry juice with no sugar, lots of it. Water and caffeine are also very helpful. Salt should be eliminated completely. Hope this helps.

Also, when you're pissing, fill the cup mid-stream.

silasraven said:

dude ive used drinks 2 times to get 2 different jobs gold something and this really nasty tasting big ass "grape" shit. it worked o and one was walmart

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Not saying you can't pass with those drinks, but really all your doing is diluting your system, Dilution works sometimes, but if it was for something important I wouldn't trust anything other than substitution if your a heavy smoker and don't have at least a month of time to stop.

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cannabineer said:

In my experience these things give pee a distinctive odor. You want the product to match the "producer". cn

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Since you act knowledgeable about this if she takes girly vitamins is that going to put anything in her urine that normally shouldn't be in a male's urine?