The Hippie Butler
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How many times has your cat, dog, or glass-breaking demon walked by something you cherish to accidentally knock it over? It hurts. It stings. You have to clean up the mess while wishing this event never happened.
What about your glass pipes? Surely those are something you want to keep where they’re not going to get broken. We know Your Butler would. Thankfully there’s a solution for that with Hippie Butler’s Pipe Protect Glass Warranty.
HOLD THE PHONE. A warranty? For my glass pipes? You got it, bud. It’s the first of its kind. With any glass pipe purchase from The Butler’s website, you can invest in a warranty for 10% of the purchase price. You’ll also receive a nifty warranty grinder card! It lasts for two years from the initial date of acquisition and if your pipe breaks, Your Butler will send you a replacement piece for 50% off. It’s an insurance against clumsiness and those sneaky glass-breaking demons.
We’re sure you’re wondering how it works, right? If your pipe breaks, for any reason- send Your Butler a picture of the broken pipe. Write a note that has the current date and your full name on the original order and send the photo to the Hippie Butler website. Be sure the pipe and the note are in the same photo! Your Butler will then credit your account with a coupon for use towards the replacement pipe. Oh, and don’t worry about sending us the broken pipe. It’s not required in order for us to send you a replacement. That way you can use those remains in memorial to your brand new one. Or safely dispose of it. Whichever you feel is appropriate.
Going into more details, here. Say you’ve misplaced your warranty card. No problem. Your Butler understands that things can go missing after a few days, let alone two years. Just provide us with your original order number so we can confirm your warranty purchase. Easy. Now let’s say your pipe was broken but you disposed of it before you could take a photo to send to us. Unfortunately, there is nothing that can be done as Pipe Protect functions just like traditional insurance policies. If you don’t have a photo with clear evidence of the damage alongside a note with the current date and your name, your replacement claim will be denied. But we know you’re always taking pictures of that beautiful pipe anyway, right?
Protect your pipe and never worry about that glass-breaking demon again.
What about your glass pipes? Surely those are something you want to keep where they’re not going to get broken. We know Your Butler would. Thankfully there’s a solution for that with Hippie Butler’s Pipe Protect Glass Warranty.
HOLD THE PHONE. A warranty? For my glass pipes? You got it, bud. It’s the first of its kind. With any glass pipe purchase from The Butler’s website, you can invest in a warranty for 10% of the purchase price. You’ll also receive a nifty warranty grinder card! It lasts for two years from the initial date of acquisition and if your pipe breaks, Your Butler will send you a replacement piece for 50% off. It’s an insurance against clumsiness and those sneaky glass-breaking demons.
We’re sure you’re wondering how it works, right? If your pipe breaks, for any reason- send Your Butler a picture of the broken pipe. Write a note that has the current date and your full name on the original order and send the photo to the Hippie Butler website. Be sure the pipe and the note are in the same photo! Your Butler will then credit your account with a coupon for use towards the replacement pipe. Oh, and don’t worry about sending us the broken pipe. It’s not required in order for us to send you a replacement. That way you can use those remains in memorial to your brand new one. Or safely dispose of it. Whichever you feel is appropriate.
Going into more details, here. Say you’ve misplaced your warranty card. No problem. Your Butler understands that things can go missing after a few days, let alone two years. Just provide us with your original order number so we can confirm your warranty purchase. Easy. Now let’s say your pipe was broken but you disposed of it before you could take a photo to send to us. Unfortunately, there is nothing that can be done as Pipe Protect functions just like traditional insurance policies. If you don’t have a photo with clear evidence of the damage alongside a note with the current date and your name, your replacement claim will be denied. But we know you’re always taking pictures of that beautiful pipe anyway, right?
Protect your pipe and never worry about that glass-breaking demon again.