Diabolical666
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Ok Bob...get ready to be doing this shit...
YO! Bob Zmuda check in
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Diabolical666
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Diabolical666
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They are always so happy about it too
Bob Zmuda
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LMAO you guys!!!!
How's this? I was just changing a diaper. Had one off and was putting the next one on.
Butterscotch pudding fountain which did in fact, go all over Dad.
Maybe I'm just really immature but I couldn't stop laughing.
Also. Apparently when I was 3 I took off my diaper and painted a picture on the wall with my own poo. Pretty proud of that.
How's this? I was just changing a diaper. Had one off and was putting the next one on.
Butterscotch pudding fountain which did in fact, go all over Dad.
Maybe I'm just really immature but I couldn't stop laughing.
Also. Apparently when I was 3 I took off my diaper and painted a picture on the wall with my own poo. Pretty proud of that.
LOL Are there any pictures of that? A veritable budding Jackson Pollack. Glad to hear daughter has talent in this arena as wellLMAO you guys!!!!
How's this? I was just changing a diaper. Had one off and was putting the next one on.
Butterscotch pudding fountain which did in fact, go all over Dad.
Maybe I'm just really immature but I couldn't stop laughing.
Also. Apparently when I was 3 I took off my diaper and painted a picture on the wall with my own poo. Pretty proud of that.
ttystikk
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You damn near gave me a heart attack with that!
Aeroknow
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Have you experienced the orange(i call it pollen poop)yet?LMAO you guys!!!!
How's this? I was just changing a diaper. Had one off and was putting the next one on.
Butterscotch pudding fountain which did in fact, go all over Dad.
Maybe I'm just really immature but I couldn't stop laughing.
Also. Apparently when I was 3 I took off my diaper and painted a picture on the wall with my own poo. Pretty proud of that.
Bob Zmuda
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oh yes!!!!!
tyler.durden
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Awesome compilation of hero dads. My two greatest moments to add to that is when my boy just turned 3 and was eating hot dogs in mac & cheese. We were sitting there laughing, I got up to get some juice and come back to see him turning blue and holding his face. I patted him roughly on the back, nothing. Then I remembered the heimlich maneuver modified for toddlers/infants. One good thrust and that piece of macaroni-covered hot dog flew about 8 feet right into the open microwave. The other time is when he was 6 yo: it was cold and icy outside when we walked my mom to the bus stop and waited with her after she babysat. I was talking with her when my kid said, 'Dad, look at me!' I turned around to see him standing on top of one of those tall mailboxes (the ones with no slot that the public can't open). I was just about to say to get down when his boot slipped out from under him and fell backward head first with alarming speed. I took one step and caught the back of his jacket when his head was about 4 inches from the ground. It was a strangely gentle landing. My mom was in shock at the reflex, and I felt like Batman. They keep you on your toes. Good luck, Bob
Diabolical666
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Parents...saving kids from cracking their skulls...since the dawn of time!Awesome compilation of hero dads. My two greatest moments to add to that is when my boy just turned 3 and was eating hot dogs in mac & cheese. We were sitting there laughing, I got up to get some juice and come back to see him turning blue and holding his face. I patted him roughly on the back, nothing. Then I remembered the heimlich maneuver modified for toddlers/infants. One good thrust and that piece of macaroni-covered hot dog flew about 8 feet right into the open microwave. The other time is when he was 6 yo: it was cold and icy outside when we walked my mom to the bus stop and waited with her after she babysat. I was talking with her when my kid said, 'Dad, look at me!' I turned around to see him standing on top of one of those tall mailboxes (the ones with no slot that the public can't open). I was just about to say to get down when his boot slipped out from under him and fell backward head first with alarming speed. I took one step and caught the back of his jacket when his head was about 4 inches from the ground. It was a strangely gentle landing. My mom was in shock at the reflex, and I felt like Batman. They keep you on your toes. Good luck, Bob
april
Pickle Queen
Dang we had a similar experience to ur macaroni episode 2 nights ago...my hubby gave our daughter a piece of apple and instead of chewing it she tried to swallow it whole..b4 I could even react daddy had her out of the high chair and flipped over...a few good back taps and the apple...along with all of her dinner came up...I just grabbed her out of his arms, dropped to the floor and started bawling. I've never been that terrified in my life!Awesome compilation of hero dads. My two greatest moments to add to that is when my boy just turned 3 and was eating hot dogs in mac & cheese. We were sitting there laughing, I got up to get some juice and come back to see him turning blue and holding his face. I patted him roughly on the back, nothing. Then I remembered the heimlich maneuver modified for toddlers/infants. One good thrust and that piece of macaroni-covered hot dog flew about 8 feet right into the open microwave. The other time is when he was 6 yo: it was cold and icy outside when we walked my mom to the bus stop and waited with her after she babysat. I was talking with her when my kid said, 'Dad, look at me!' I turned around to see him standing on top of one of those tall mailboxes (the ones with no slot that the public can't open). I was just about to say to get down when his boot slipped out from under him and fell backward head first with alarming speed. I took one step and caught the back of his jacket when his head was about 4 inches from the ground. It was a strangely gentle landing. My mom was in shock at the reflex, and I felt like Batman. They keep you on your toes. Good luck, Bob
I really think all parents should take a first aid course when they have children.
My daughter also tried to climb up the first step while I was taking a tinkle. .she slipped back and my Boston ran over and caught her b4 she hit the floor. ..literally stuck her head between my daughter's head and the floor! ! She got a few extra treats and kisses that day.
neosapien
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Goddamn you fuckers. I just gave my daughter an apple then read this thread. I ran into her room convinced I heard gasping breaths. Instead I found her on her bed staring at me and I was a like "goddammit sit up straight you're gonna choke and die! Don't you read the marijuana forums on the internet!"
april
Pickle Queen
Ok my mission for the day is to get my mom groups to banish apples...they are fruit from the devil's seed....
@Bob Zmuda ...please toss all ur apples!!
ttystikk
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Y'all ever heard of bite size pieces?
april
Pickle Queen
Me yes...my child assumes that everything fits in her mouth.
I'm gonna guess that u don't have children yet...my kid tries to eat her foot...enough said...lol
Those were the best for getting stuck
ttystikk
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Oh no, I've had a kid and raised more. Small pieces are just easier to deal with.