YO! Bob Zmuda check in

Bob Zmuda said:

HAHAH this thread rocks.

slow going. Since labor is being induced it's taking forever. She dilated to 7 CM and the water broke. At one point the nurse stuck an inflatable pump through her cervix. Pretty cool.

She has an epidural and can't feel shit.

I'm bored as fuck to be honest.

Sneaking in beers and bongloads in the parking lot.

Maybe I'll hit TC tonight and livestream this bitch.

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Diabolical666 said:

Dude do it...it will be our 1st tc birth!

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Bob Zmuda said:

C section on deck.

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Bob Zmuda said:

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They're taking too long. Time to call in dr zmuda.

Im gonna cut this thing out myself.

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Bob Zmuda said:

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They're taking too long. Time to call in dr zmuda.

Im gonna cut this thing out myself.

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curious2garden said:

About god damn time and make me a sammich while you got the knife out babe

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ttystikk said:

BWAHAHAHA- braunschweiger on mine, please!

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ttystikk said:

BWAHAHAHA- braunschweiger on mine, please!

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curious2garden said:

And onions with mayo on lightly toasted sourdough rye

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neosapien said:

There's a culture whose tradition is to scramble up the placenta after birth and eat. So if that's something that you've always wanted to do Bob, that actually is a thing.

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Singlemalt said:

With a nice fat slice of red onion

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Bob Zmuda said:

She's here.

I can't stop crying.

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Bob Zmuda said:

Lol! That would save me a lot of money!

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Bob Zmuda said:

She's here.

I can't stop crying.

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