The Waiter
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So i know somebody has some ideas for some sweet ass booby traps i can set up. Preferably stoner proof cause i dont wanna acidentally chop my dick off while tryin to go look at my plants one day while im super baked haha
You gotta be fucking kidding me!!!!!
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choempi
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hahahahahahaha
bird mcbride
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I once had problems with thieves. I did everything. I even electrifried them but to know avail. In the end I went to mg ferts, domolite lime and ashes in my res. If the pot isn't vased in RO water for the last 24 hours it tastes like you had an old ashtray stuck in your mouth when you smoked it. I allowed them to take five, almost 5 week budded plants in this solution. It was rediculous. I couldn't leave my crop without these fucks breaking in. Even though I knew who it was I couldn't do anything about it. Thieves first then cops, usually. They didn't smoke it as they were after cash. I heard back that people wanted to kill him for selling them this gross disgusting weed they couldn't smoke. I haven't had any trouble with these fucks since they realized my weed wasn't any good to them and turned into a truckload of trouble with thier friends. I laughed all the way through it. I was lucky in a way. everytime they broke in I had just cropped but what really pissed me off was the time they killed my moms. I was lucky there too because I had 150 snips in the cloning bin. The idiots ripped the plastic on the bin. I arrived just in time to save the clones. Between thieves and cops I figure us law abiding citizens don't have a chance. To ensure my seven strains I arrainged for a citizens on patrol group to harbour a set of my cloned moms. The C.O.P. group recieved permission by using them in training thier new recruits to identify maijuana. You have to have audio and video survailance on your grow and it has to be hidden.
choempi
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Your post both entertains and disturbs me
really not so much disturbs but more like huh?
The Waiter
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Thats fucking ridiculous. I don't understand what is wrong with people today. If something is not yours don't fuck with it. Thats kindergarten shit.
widdow sensation
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that sucks bro u should go kick the fuck out of him and get your shit back make sure that cunt knows take him up the woods jokers
hope u get sorted mate
hope u get sorted mate
zem
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i suspect everybody! i had told a close relative of mine that i was growing, then i regretted got paranoid and thought that he would break in any time i'm away so what i did was that i told him i already had harvested them and had the stash in a safe place off my property when really my plants were still flowering. i learned quite a few things from growing. first off nobody, NOBODY!! will be happy for you to have this nice hobby... did i say NOBODY?! lol i saw my best friends envious and regretted i have ever told them. what helps in my case is that i don't grow constantly, no perpetual grows anymore so they cannot tell when i am growing or when i am not. i finally told the few people who knew about the hobby that i just quit growing but they surely suspect me growing since i always have weed! the reason why i ever told them was to try convince them to get a grow op going with my help so we can all have free weed without me having to get every time... bunch of hypocrite pussies! too scared to grow but they want to smoke weed! growing made me gain a lot of respect for growers and a lot of disrespect for non-growers who smoke it! they are the lowest people and they are numerous SOB's!!!
bird mcbride
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Don't tell anyone about your weed going missing. That's the worse thing you can do. It is ok to mention the break in and the other stuff that was stolen. I use an old computer for survailance and webcams are cheap. If you continue growing it is very important that you know who did this. I have a security program that starts as soon as the camera detects motion or sound. Setup your security then you'll be able to gain control over the situation. Weed isn't worth going to jail for or for getting a bad rep in the community. I have overwhelming community support. I can understand them taking your weed but taking your other stuff is just fucking rude. If it were me and I knew for a fact who it was I'd stake them out and clean them out. I'd just throw thier shit in a swamp somewhere. I find that this is the best way to curb a thief. Then the fucks will know the type of shock you experienced when you found your privacy invaded. In my case with the boys other than the pot I composed a list of damages and little shits stolen, including a stereo and presented it to the foster mother that cares for them.
The Waiter
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^Thanks for the advice bird. Ive been asking around town and only tellin people about the tv and subs gettin stolen. But im definitely gonna stake the mother fucker out who did it. I ran into one of em while i was walking my dog and the bitch tried to run away. And then when i caught up to him he wouldnt even look me in the eye. The guys that did are little mother fuckers too. Im 6'3 220 and my brother is 6'6 360 so they have been keeping to themselves since we got back. There usually outside every night drinkin and shit and i havent seen the motherfuckers but one time since i got back, so im pretty posotive they did it. Now i just have to wait until my lease is up in april to continue my growing (besides the clone i still have) which fuckin sucks but u better believe im gonna get some of my shit back. At least my bongs cause you cant pawn a bong, and hopefully my light as well.
Stinkmeaner
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betcha it was an inside job so the robbers is within grasp man. i tell you, they probly 2-3 blocks away .
i'd personally cut em, not kill , just slice em the fuck up. give em scars for life man.
i'd personally cut em, not kill , just slice em the fuck up. give em scars for life man.
The Waiter
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Thats why im gonna let my dog attack the motherfucker. I wont let him kill em but ill definitely let him taste a little blood
yeah then the dude sues you, dog attack is not a good idea. he could have animal control come and get your dog.
a thief sued a home owner because he fell down the stairs when there was no railing on the stairs...the thief won like $20,000.
edit: you will need to get a "beware of dog" sign on your property then get the guy to come over, then if the dog attacked him you would be safe from a legal battle.
a thief sued a home owner because he fell down the stairs when there was no railing on the stairs...the thief won like $20,000.
edit: you will need to get a "beware of dog" sign on your property then get the guy to come over, then if the dog attacked him you would be safe from a legal battle.
Nice Ol Bud
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What the fuck!
If I lived near you, id be more then happy for you to give me a call to bang on those peices of shit whoever did it.
Your going to get some trolls with this thread though,
just ignore them.
If I lived near you, id be more then happy for you to give me a call to bang on those peices of shit whoever did it.
Your going to get some trolls with this thread though,
just ignore them.
The Waiter
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Thanks nice ol bud i appreciate it. If it wasnt so unsafe i would tell u where i was at so we could chief down on some dank ass reefer then go stoner beatdown that thieving motherfucker lol
Johnnyorganic
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Sorry to hear about the break in.
Thieves are the worst. I dislike using the word 'hate.' But it is appropriate when it comes to thieves. I hate every rat bastard thief on the planet.
The worst part is your grow site is now compromised. The sorry motherfuckers will either roll on you if they ever get pinched by the coppers, tell all their buddies about your grow, or they will return the next time they are dry.
Best of luck to you.
Thieves are the worst. I dislike using the word 'hate.' But it is appropriate when it comes to thieves. I hate every rat bastard thief on the planet.
The worst part is your grow site is now compromised. The sorry motherfuckers will either roll on you if they ever get pinched by the coppers, tell all their buddies about your grow, or they will return the next time they are dry.
Best of luck to you.