You know you love growing outdoor when...,

When your sitting outside with your ladies on RIU while rolling up cheers

when your longest conversation of the day was with one of your girls!

when your looking at your clock at night getting excited for the morning to come so you can give your ladies some nutrients then while your looking at the clock you end up spending the whole night on RIU and find yourself at 5 n the mornin with no sleep so excited to give them some nutrients!

LOl done that one for sure.

...when you are on ssi and you are 2/3 below poverty levels...
/bitterness

when you have an air conditioner for your drying/curing room, but none for your living quarters.

you sharpen your machete till its like a razor and it cuts its sheath! you buy a whole case of deep woods off. you were moccasins. you have thousands of pots and trays stacked outside your 50 by 10 greenhouse!

you are happy it rains

you check the weather forecast every day

internet history consists of Weed forums and seedbanks

you don't plan any vacations between april and november and if you do they are only like 2 days

you have a large mason jar collection

you think of picking up a hobby because it would be a good alibi when guerilla growing

when you have too much weed and have to give it away

You have miscellaneous sized empty pots at various places in your yard and house
You spend 10x more on supplies than you do groceries
You own multiple jewellers loupes, but no gems
You no longer use scissors in your house because all you buy are bud trimmers
You go out into public and then notice a leaf/stem is stuck to your jeans from the morning session
The majority of your social circle are either potheads, growers or both
When your buddy says "check out that sexy girl over there" and you say "Where, I dont see a plant"?

You spend the whole day in the garden and forget you needed to go buy groceries.

When you only have $21 left and starving, you buy your girls foxfarm grow big and settle for a mcdouble...

When you keep getting small scents of your plantsfrom your cloths hours after you were in your garden.

When you create a new email address for your new facebook account so you can create a new instagram account only to follow Budologist420's grow.




guilty. LOL

When...

You go to an air show just so that you can stand tall and happily flip off the helicopters!

When...
Everywhere you go you think you see pot plants in your peripherals
You play guitar to your ladies
You feed one leaf to your dog then have to constantly keep an eye on him cause he really enjoyed the taste

Nootnam said:

When...
Everywhere you go you think you see pot plants in your peripherals
You play guitar to your ladies
You feed one leaf to your dog then have to constantly keep an eye on him cause he really enjoyed the taste

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I keep seeing people's grows. Or what looks like cannabis plants from a distance. I think I've spotted two near me.

When...
The tree that was so beautiful when you bought the house has got to go because in October it will be blocking the sun for 20 minutes.b

When...
brewing some tea consists of worm shit, liquid kelp and an air stone.

when you keep thinking about what your gonna grow next year at all times
when you keep on thinking if you should pop more beans or not
when you realize you have a lot of plants in a not so big space and they just keep getting better

therollingj said:

When you only have $21 left and starving, you buy your girls foxfarm grow big and settle for a mcdouble...

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No shit. More like a pack of ramen noodles than a mcdouble tho.... at least that way I can eat or a couple days instead of just once

When you keep buying more genetics even though you don't have room for more.
When you drive past a farm house you dream about growing fields of trees.