You Know your Smoking on Some Good Shit when...

When you bring out your stash and roll some joints...put your stash (somewhere) go smoke then think you smoked it all...then 2 months later when your dry....you find 6 grams...with your joint papers.....sweeet

when your talking on the phone looking for something for 15 minutes then the person on the phone asks you when your gonna leave to meet up with them and your like as soon as I find my phone

when your stopped at a red light wait for all the cars and start to go then remember its not a stop sign

Rhyspect said:

when you start a perfectly good conversation and stop for a second lose track, and completely forget what the fuck you were talking about. XD

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That's exactly how I know lol.

Also- when you have full blown conversations with the voices in your head, and there are way too many of them to just be you.

You're just jealous because the voices are all talking to meeeee. cn

RainbowBrite86 said:

That's exactly how I know lol.

Also- when you have full blown conversations with the voices in your head, and there are way too many of them to just be you.

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Shit, I do that when I'm sober. I always catch myself doing it to and then I start telling myself I'm psychotic.

Yes but do your voices have names? Mine do. And they all look like me. Except for the one who's a guy. He only kind of looks like me. We sit in a circle and smoke together. When my high comes down, they sleep.

when your just stuck, gazing and your beer gets warm from holdn it

When Finshaggy's posts seem intelligent & witty...

Easy... Ya know wen ya have cause the next mornin the ice creams in the fridge (liqu).
Lol

Sr. Verde said:

Yeah another one of those threads

ill start

... when your standing upright and walking down the street and then all the sudden you loose your balance and almost fall over

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...when that buzzing noise that only you've been hearing all night suddenly gets louder, then louder still until it's reverberating about your brain like a Finnish throat singer. Then suddenly - snap! The buzzing has gone and taken a few IQ points with it.

RainbowBrite86 said:

Yes but do your voices have names? Mine do. And they all look like me. Except for the one who's a guy. He only kind of looks like me. We sit in a circle and smoke together. When my high comes down, they sleep.

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They don't tell me, it's a secret.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

When you hear the cell phone goin off, and start sayin hello before you've accepted the call.

Or when you hear the cell phone ring and you go "Whoooooa!" really loudly (like I do lol) because you have no idea what the hell that sound is.

I love this thread! Thanks for bumping it back up


You know your smoking on some good shit when

you get pissed that some random number keeps blowing up your phone... Until you realize your on the way to a restaurant to pick up your food. & the person you just gave your number to 3 minutes ago is the one that keeps calling you.

happened to me yesterday

U know ur high when u sit clutching ur bong in hand for like 45 mins, not even realizing ur still holding it

RainbowBrite86 said:

Or when you hear the cell phone ring and you go "Whoooooa!" really loudly (like I do lol) because you have no idea what the hell that sound is.

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For added excitement put it on vibrate , place it between ur legs and wait for a call or text, i sometimes don't even bother to answer, make em call u back rflmao

april said:

For added excitement put it on vibrate , place it between ur legs and wait for a call or text, i sometimes don't even bother to answer, make em call u back rflmao

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Remind me to never borrow if cell phone. It'll give the slime ear...

PeyoteReligion said:

Remind me to never borrow if cell phone. It'll give the slime ear...

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I never offered anyways luv

april said:

I never offered anyways luv

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Just sayin. Although I'm sure it's pretty funny when some one uses ur phone.