You Know your Smoking on Some Good Shit when...

when you light a smoke, take a drag then instantly put the smoked behind your ear forgetting you just lite it untill u hear hair burning.

When you hand the pizza guy your sack of weed from your pocket instead of the money.

tman42 said:

When you hand the pizza guy your sack of weed from your pocket instead of the money.

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Did you really do that? Hahahaahaha

Sr. Verde said:

Did you really do that? Hahahaahaha

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Not me, but years ago my roomate did. I was standing right there holding a pizza box and watched the whole thing. My mouth just dropped open as I watched the pizza guy look at the sack in his hands, then my roomate grabbed it real quick and gave him the money. Was hilarious!

you know you smoke good weed when you haven't been able to finish a movie in the last week cuz you keep falling asleep half way through lol

Wordz said:

you know you smoke good weed when you haven't been able to finish a movie in the last week cuz you keep falling asleep half way through lol

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lol like in How High where he passes out hittin the blunt and sets his dreads on fire lol

you know you smoke good weed when you take a hit off your pipe and put it on your lap then 10 seconds later when you want another hit you forget where you put it, cant find it, then stand up to find the tricky basterd and BAM you broke your pipe

Edit: OH ya and when you try and multi task and, you lose your lighter but it was realy just in your hand the whole time

Hit the pipe get SOOOOO lifted you load Another bowl and forget about that bitch till the next day, then thinking damn I should share this sh!t

last night I dropped my lighter in my sweatshirt pocket, but I was convinced it landed on the floor and dissappeared

akgrown said:

last night I dropped my lighter in my sweatshirt pocket, but I was convinced it landed on the floor and dissappeared

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looooool







you know your smoking on some good shit when your just thinking about whatever and you think about something really funny to you and you just burst out laughing

This all seems so Déjà vu, like when you forget that your packin' a billy, get lost in conversation... too find that you have packed a rumper.

im not sure this is a sign a good gear or just bein a negligent dickhead. your doin stuff around the house smokin a j, set out down alight, forget were exactly it is, figure its damp dank gear not really a threat,probably out, roll another to smoke continue on blissfully.

when you stare at your bros couch for 30 minutes pointing out various designs that resemble shit

When you go to park your car and you and your friend fall sideways because gravity has gone "to the left"...

1. when you can see faces (like Aslan from Narnia) in a piece of wood
2. when you cant see straight and end up lighting the air instead of your bowl
3. when you honestly think that your bowl is trying to tell you something
4. when you think that you've been abducted by aliens, and you're worried that if you open the shed door, you'll be on another planet.
5. when you start to see fairies
6. when you forget how to stand up

sarah22 said:

5. when you start to see fairies
6. when you forget how to stand up

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What the fuck pass THAT shit

Sr. Verde said:

What the fuck pass THAT shit

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hahaha its actually not even "great" weed. im just really sensitive to pot i guess. i have crazy experiences with being stoned and my boys are all like "yea, thats how i am when im on shrooms" lol. my bud is the best i've ever smoked. i can see patterns in the air and stuff...the walls breathe and ripple...lol.

Noone has mentioned this so I gotta...

When you whip up concoctions made from various ingredients found in fridge and cupboards and think to yourself damnnn this some good eats!!! but really? it's some disgusting shit!

or when you get so high you; shut your phone off, close the blinds, lock the doors and hide playing videogames and every little noise trips you out

When you driving down the road alone lost in your own smoked out thoughts, and you find your self looking around lost and confused in your own neighbor hood, thinking where the fuck am i and which way do i go. Oh yeah now i know where im at.