You know your too stoned when.......

FilthyFletch

Mr I Can Do That For Half
I did a pizza before and last week Fell alseep while chicken was outside on the grill. I woke up 5 hours later and what used to be nice thick checken breats wast black dust.
 

Dr High

Well-Known Member
lmao... i burned my friends lip doing knives. it was hilarious!! he wasnt laughing though. i smoked him up liek crazy for it. to heal the lip. lol PEace
 

Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole
you build a set a stairs to the front of your house indoors only to realize later they wouldn't fit out of any door or window in my house.
 

inbudwetrust

Well-Known Member
thats so fucking funny... dude did you have one of those carpet cover things on your toilet seat when you shat on it, damn dont think I have ever been that stoned...Woodwork and weed have no business together...


you build a set a stairs to the front of your house indoors only to realize later they wouldn't fit out of any door or window in my house.
 

4ad

Active Member
I put 2 dozen eggs in a pot with water one night and set the burner on "hi" about 6:00 one evening...woke up to my roomate yelling at me at 2am (when he got off work!)...Nothing but black ashes in the pot which was red hot..fucking house and all of our clothes stunk like bad eggs for MONTHS even after washing them..I was sleeping about 10 feet from the stove too!
 

inbudwetrust

Well-Known Member
Haha good one, KEEP em coming.... did you really need 24 eggs? what were you doing? making 8 pounds of egg salad

I put 2 dozen eggs in a pot with water one night and set the burner on "hi" about 6:00 one evening...woke up to my roomate yelling at me at 2am (when he got off work!)...Nothing but black ashes in the pot which was red hot..fucking house and all of our clothes stunk like bad eggs for MONTHS even after washing them..I was sleeping about 10 feet from the stove too!
 

trapper

Well-Known Member
you know your stoned,when waiting for the bus you reach for it to pull it down from above you.
 
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