Your favorite sayings

Turd polishing? Lol

A few pick up lines I heard recently -

"Girl, are you homework? 'Cause I ain't doin' you, but I should be..."
"Are you an element? 'Cause I'd like to periodically do you on a table..."

and I thought this was amusing -

Did you know that scientists recently discovered a substance that, when ingested by women, reduces their sex drive by 90%? They call this substance Wedding Cake...

In there like swim wear

Chin chillin in small animals

"The bees knees"

Not as good as....

"The mutt's nuts"

Not as good as...

"The tree's leaves"

Topped easily by...

"The cat's twat"

Discovered you actually can polish a turd, that's only if it's fossilized. I've been making necklaces and selling them on etsy.

Freezing brass monkeys.

Nautically based saying we use all the time in Blighty.

The cats pajamas

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Naaaah, it's not as good and you were here first.

I'll catch ee drekly my ansome.

What goes up must come down..... too short

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RAJDED IN THE BRAIN
https://www.rollitup.org/t/ever-heard-the-saying.8735/page-2


thanks growan your a pal

Quanburyliner lol

i don't think the rest will fit lol

"Fake it til ya make it!"

this town ain't big enough for the both of us ....... Its on !! Lol




Ps...... No its not im scared of Irish gypsys

it doesn't matter who ya vote for the government still get in

Suck my dick!

as much use as a 1 legged man in an ass kicking competition

Rare as rocking horse shit

May Cause Drowsiness

There's only one speed. My speed. If you can't keep up then don't step up.