You’ve all been ..

naughty you get coal

Seriously though a happy merry Christmas and all that Jazz to each of you

I know I’m a few days early

Coal?

I thought we'd get a solar panel to illuminate us at least.

Merry Christmas Sunni!

Y’all know me, please give me coal. I’ll just bbq with it like a real man.


Then go and s some d’s



like a real man!


Merry dixmas all

Merry Xmas to you and yours, ladies and gents.

I know i'm sorta new around here

ah screw it

give me the coal

i'll cook with it....

BudmanTX said:

Merry Xmas to you and yours, ladies and gents.

I know i'm sorta new around here

ah screw it

give me the coal

i'll cook with it....

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Gar called it first ;P

I'll gladly take the coal Sunni, it's got a myriad of uses; many not so socially acceptable

Merry Christmas to you kid and your family

I got my girlfriend a lump of coal for Christmas several years ago. She absolutely loved it. It was a piece salvaged from the wreckage of the Titanic with certification and all.

Singlemalt said:

I'll gladly take the coal Sunni, it's got a myriad of uses; many not so socially acceptable

Merry Christmas to you kid and your family

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I would like to know some of these socially unacceptable uses. Mine all involve charcoal, sigh

cannabineer said:

I would like to know some of these socially unacceptable uses. Mine all involve charcoal, sigh

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Organic syntheses, fuel-air munitions, etc

Singlemalt said:

Organic syntheses, fuel-air munitions, etc

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Dang, and all I have is unrefined coal. Maybe I should improvise a McGyver coking plant and be my neighborhood's coke kingpin.

cannabineer said:

Dang, and all I have is unrefined coal. Maybe I should improvise a McGyver coking plant and be my neighborhood's coke kingpin.

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There ya go, think big! MAGA lol

I would gladly take some coal. Damn kids had the virus squirting out both ends one at a time and now I have it. On the tail end of it. Managed some soup today.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Ho Ho Ho

I gotta wonder about a a dirty old man with a foot long beard who watches you beat off in the small hours and decides whether to give you presents on it. Santa and jeebus.