Who would win in a fight? Brock or Rambo?

Who would win in a fight?

  • Brock Samson

    Votes: 17 58.6%
  • John Rambo

    Votes: 10 34.5%
  • stalemate

    Votes: 2 6.9%

  • Total voters
    29

Elitemaple

Active Member





This is from Season 1 Episode 6 of Venture Bros. The episode where Brock Sampson clamps a pirates hand during a cavity search and uses him as a bat to take out the second pirate. There is no chance of old-ass Rambo beating Brock Sampson.
 

drobro23

Well-Known Member
but u really cant compare a cartoon charecter to john rambo
everything john rambo does is fully possible
 

Sparrow

Active Member
i dunno if its possible to carry 2 SCAR M82 machine guns while running through the jungle trying to kill Vietcong, lol
 

drobro23

Well-Known Member
Exactly. Your precious Rambo is a replaceable bitch.
but how is he replaceable
there is not movies series about those people
but there is one about the fictional character John Rambo
and everything that John Rambo does is fully plausible unlike your precious Brock Samson
sorry i feel no need for obscenities in my post...
 

Elitemaple

Active Member
Listen guy. The poll is who would win in a fight, not who can kill a man in a realistic fashion. The answer is Brock Sampson. John Rambo's a bitch and Brock would remove his heart. Simple as that.
 

drobro23

Well-Known Member
Listen guy. The poll is who would win in a fight, not who can kill a man in a realistic fashion. The answer is Brock Sampson. John Rambo's a bitch and Brock would remove his heart. Simple as that.
but because one of them is in realistic terms then shouldnt that be taken into effect...
 

Yeah

Well-Known Member
Rambo has guns. He would turn Brock into swiss cheese before he could take one step towards him.
 

Elitemaple

Active Member
No. That would've been stated in the question had it been intended. Rather than discussing the rules and handicaps for John "The Bitch" Rambo. We should be discussing the many possible ways Brock Sampson would decapitate Johnny.
 

Elitemaple

Active Member
Rambo has guns. He would turn Brock into swiss cheese before he could take one step towards him.
All of Brock's opponents have guns. He takes out squads of Sergeant Hatreds men, Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend's men...all who have guns.
 

drobro23

Well-Known Member
All of Brock's opponents have guns. He takes out squads of Sergeant Hatreds men, Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend's men...all who have guns.
monarch and dr girlfreinds men are all pussys and so are sargeant hatreds thats the funny part about it every one except brock and that one chick and his general and the necromancer are pussys in that show brock samson would get destroyed if rambo aimed that m 60 at him plain and simple watch a movie sometime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sagNn4BNU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogll70Uand8
 

Yeah

Well-Known Member
No, their weapons are actually created by super scientists....because yea, those dudes exist in that shit.
Rambos so badass he doesn't need those pussy super scientists. HE is what makes the guns so lethal. I win, you lose. GAME OVER.:lol:
 
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