The UK Growers Thread!

scrambo

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You win haha fuck that...you honestly gonna humour the ex are she bate into you?
Lax i made me bed so il lay on it mate, il be the first to admit she treats me like a cunt not that ive been no angel mind over the yrs, but my medical history and whats going on at the mo etc unless i play the game she has me by the balls as far as seeing me kids so yeah i just take her shit sad but true lol
 
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theslipperbandit

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Lax i made me bed so il lay on it mate, il be the first to admit she treats me like a cunt not that ive been no angel mind over the yrs, but my medical history and whats going on at the mo etc unless i play the game she has me by the balls as far as seeing me kids so yeah i just take her shit sad but true lol
Yeah you're right mate,kids first at the end of the day.ur a good lad rambo
 

Jimmy the vest uk

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Not bragging mate I just like to show off my plants like everyone else but people like to call bullshit when they aren't getting the same results. I'm not a liar why would I need to? Like I said you can do your research yourself I'm not the only one getting these numbers on this system and I'm not even near what others round here are getting so carry on calling bullshit I'm not fussed.
I like your choice of words it makes sense to me
 

theslipperbandit

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Fue to losing most me beans ive had 3 growing n just topped one n attempting to clone the scraggy bit lol since ive no option think ill throw two in to flower then two more a few qewks later n so on till I build a nice few numbers n that way I dont have to trim everything at once but since its so early on (month from seed or so) im hoping they're all fems lol ive had goodluck so far so fingers crossed.


Anyone have any beans they dont want.ill take anything once its not auto or takes 11+ weeks to flower.
 

theslipperbandit

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Anybody know the profit margin in producing steroids? Seems like the markets booming atm and from what ive gathered its pretty fucking easy to make n the raws are easily sourced online.
 

bazoomer

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Had to go buy a bag of cuttings compost from B & Rip off today , by the time I riddled it ,I was left with half a bag !!! All sorts of crap in it , even a dolls arm !!!
 

theslipperbandit

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Lads id like to personally thanks everyone thats offered me some amazing beans from some amazing lads pn
here. This really means alot especially since they're all top notch genetics. Fucking love this family super sound and ill par back no problem
 

theslipperbandit

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Had to go buy a bag of cuttings compost from B & Rip off today , by the time I riddled it ,I was left with half a bag !!! All sorts of crap in it , even a dolls arm !!!
Give the pack the fuck back in there after taking pics,Mail the manufacturer and ask to speak to a manager n that way you may get a tidy free reshit
 
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The Yorkshireman

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Anybody know the profit margin in producing steroids? Seems like the markets booming atm and from what ive gathered its pretty fucking easy to make n the raws are easily sourced online.

The margin is fucking huge, but only in volume and for that you need the contacts to shift a fuck ton of product.

For example Trenbolone is one of the most expensive raws to buy at around £3000 per kilo and goes for around £15 per gram when made up into oil and sold in bottles wholesale to dealers, making a £15,000 turnover (£10k + profit) but that's 1000 bottles you have to sell.

I've just got some Trenbolone Acetate bottles and some Dianabol tablets for a course over xmas.
The Tren Ace is branded Excel-Pharma 'Greece' and the D'bol tabs are branded Onyx-Pharma 'Belgium' but I know they're made by exactly the same crew and most probably come from inside the UK.

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The Tren Ace costs me £35 for a gram bottle retail and the D'bols cost me £50 for 100 x 10mg tabs, the D'bols were a little expensive but the Tren Ace is very reasonable.

This gear is produced by a decent lab, one of the best labs to produce for the UK market at the moment and even so the quality is questionable, the bottles are not sterile by a long shot and I won't be using mine until I've re-filtered it and re-bottled it into sterile vials, 1 of my 3 bottles is cloudy due to contaminates in the raws that haven't been filtered out properly and all 3 bottles have dust and shit stuck to the inside.




Then there's the machines needed for packaging that aren't easy to source at all, we're talking at least a 10k outlay to stock your lab equipment before you even start to order any raws.


The biggest and best quality lab/team in recent years (the guys behind the Baltic Pharmaceuticals brand) has just been busted (last year) in Greece and shows the kit they had in their lab which is pretty standard for a decent sized clandestine operation.

These guys were even making counterfeit 'Norma Hellas' Deca-durabolin vials that found their way into the legit supply chain.



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They got busted when customs intercepted a raws package from China and traced the lab.




So yeah the profit margin is huge providing you have the cash injection and contacts needed to set up a decent sized lab.

Pissing about in a dirty garage with single shot hand crimpers like these jokers is not the way to go.....

You may as well stick to cropping weed but just go bigger, the punishment for the Cultivation of Cannabis' (it's own charge these days) and the 'Production of a Class C controlled substance' (Steroids) is the same except you're more likely to actually get jail time for the steroids rather than the weed.
 
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theslipperbandit

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Aye yorkie sound for that I was gonna just stick with test p n e but wouldn't take any myself with the messed up head I have atm.thought the time for gear would be less than green so ill probably stick with the cropping thanks mate
 
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