Random Jabber Jibber thread

[STIGGY]

If he's homeless, he should wait till they close and hit the dumpsters.

Hey I lived in a dumpster for a month once
Was not that bad , had a friend bring his welder by one night and he welded the top shut
And I had a lock inside the side door.
The scary part was when the truck tried to dump it with me inside and the doors were welded shut
They weren't too happy with me.

I had a gas heater and lantern in there and even a cot and a rug
Once I Clorox the inside out and hosed it sown it smelled pretty Nice.

 

[STIGGY]

I ordered a medical stapler
Hooray
Now what do I want to staple with it

One of my sisters just had neck surgery and that stapled the whole side of her neck
It looked wicked cool.

 

[lokie]

I ordered a medical stapler
Hooray
Now what do I want to staple with it

How about your foreskin to your forehead?

 

[Chunky Stool]

Bat shit crazy...

Pat Robertson Casts ‘Shield Of Protection’ Ahead Of Hurricane Florence
Televangelist sends out an anti-storm incantation via the Christian Broadcasting Network.

 

[STIGGY]

How about your foreskin to your forehead?
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Interesting
I'll Post some pics

 

[STIGGY]

Bat shit crazy...

Pat Robertson Casts ‘Shield Of Protection’ Ahead Of Hurricane Florence
Televangelist sends out an anti-storm incantation via the Christian Broadcasting Network.

I cast Thee Out

 

[STIGGY]

Still a bit new
Can I upload pics right from my Comp
or do I need a file sharing site to do so?
Thank You Much

 

[STIGGY]

How about your foreskin to your forehead?
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[Blue Wizard]

I'm just not sure what I'm going to make it out of. I think I have some square tubing somewhere but it might be easier to just use an old 2x4 or something.

I'm using a 5 foot long wheelbarrow handle. I hope to have it up and running tomorrow.

 

[lokie]

Still a bit new
Can I upload pics right from my Comp
or do I need a file sharing site to do so?
Thank You Much

 

[Aeroknow]

I'm using a 5 foot long wheelbarrow handle. I hope to have it up and running tomorrow.

What about using a shovel like this dude?

 

[STIGGY]

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Thank You Sir

I now see That upload file button it was not there before Humm..................... Maybe not enough postings yet
Thanks Much

 

[STIGGY]

That worked
Very Cool
Thanks @lokie

 

[WeedFreak78]

 

[vostok]

@neosapien i can hurt myself too fucker!!View attachment 4202978

Spit is good Urine is even better and an easy hit,

here

let me help you out.......

 

[mr sunshine]

I seen dan+shay last wednesday..

Good shit.

 

[Indagrow]

Build a man a fire he'll be warm for a night, set a man on fire he'll be warm for life.

 

[STIGGY]

Build a man a fire he'll be warm for a night, set a man on fire he'll be warm for life.

be that ever how brief
LOL
I like it .

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

just remember, don't whiz on the electric fence