i hate underage girls!!!!

I used to fuck this fat girl on the low for a while. Mainly because her head game was superb and her pussy was insane. She would do anything...I mean ANYTHING you wanted.
 
I haven't sampled hundreds. But I get what you're saying. lol.

Korvette...you's a hoe. lol

Back in the day bro ,I played in a few bands ,, Pussy was thrown at you .. pick them at will.. And I mean smoking hot girls .. I was like a little kid in a playground all smiles for almost 10 years
 
It's not the under aged femmes that are dangerous . . . it's the over aged men.
Show me an older man who wouldn't be a tad enticed by a healthy, sweet 17, and I'll show you a gay fellow.
 
Don't mess around with jail bait... All it takes is you saying something dumb and a tic in her hormones and she can ruin your life. All she would have to do is tell pops that you raped her.. Pops gets angry and goes to the police... Or he might just blow your face off with his 12 gauge shot gun.



What was that movie

The crush ?
 
Ain't that the truth. What's sad is that is seems as if the women grow bolder once you get married. Women will flirt with me all the time...even in front of my wife. I just sit there and say "Where were these hoes before I got married?"


Well that's because your wife helped shape you into the good man you are today. Before her you were probably a typical bachelor with dirty underwear on the floor and frisbees for dinner plates..... LOL... not exactly what women trip over themselves to get at.

Now that you have been domesticated by your wife .... your finer points shine through ...... so now you are on the radar of every single woman within a 20 mile radius :lol:










For anyone who took this as a slam against men...... pull your head out of your ass and grow a sense of humor.... I meant it strictly as tongue-in-cheek ribbing of BigGravy
;)
 
one time i got jock itch on the inside of my legs next to my sac and it was when i was fuckin alot of bitches without condoms so i thought i had an std and it was only jock itch thank God.
 
Whenever it doesn't take some time and some serious flirting to get into a girls pants I pass.

A girl that puts out super easy, even if you know your good looking, have money etc. is going to put out for the next cute, well off guy.

Earth girls are easy, and they outnumber men on the planet like 10:1.

So when the pussy is throwing itself at you, take the time to select the best, which is usually the least, available
 
Whenever it doesn't take some time and some serious flirting to get into a girls pants I pass.

A girl that puts out super easy, even if you know your good looking, have money etc. is going to put out for the next cute, well off guy.

Earth girls are easy, and they outnumber men on the planet like 10:1.

So when the pussy is throwing itself at you, take the time to select the best, which is usually the least, available

i think this was the best thing said on my thread so far so +rep for you.
 
I go for the ones with NO KIDS .. Once a baby comes outta that hole ..IT AINT NEVER THE SAME

Or chic's that have kids that had C sections .. I ask all the right questions ..
 



Well that's because your wife helped shape you into the good man you are today. Before her you were probably a typical bachelor with dirty underwear on the floor and frisbees for dinner plates..... LOL... not exactly what women trip over themselves to get at.

Now that you have been domesticated by your wife .... your finer points shine through ...... so now you are on the radar of every single woman within a 20 mile radius :lol:










For anyone who took this as a slam against men...... pull your head out of your ass and grow a sense of humor.... I meant it strictly as tongue-in-cheek ribbing of BigGravy
;)



Lmfao...My wife had nothing to do with my domestication. I was born civilized. And when I mean civilized I mean I cared enough to wash out the Chinese food takeout box before reusing it ,and spraying down my clothes in febreeze before re-wearing them.
 
Whenever it doesn't take some time and some serious flirting to get into a girls pants I pass.

A girl that puts out super easy, even if you know your good looking, have money etc. is going to put out for the next cute, well off guy.

Earth girls are easy, and they outnumber men on the planet like 10:1.

So when the pussy is throwing itself at you, take the time to select the best, which is usually the least, available


So? You're not looking for a relationship...you're looking to get laid.
 


Before her you were probably a typical bachelor with dirty underwear on the floor and frisbees for dinner plates..... LOL... not exactly what women trip over themselves to get at.
;)

you need to get educated! Frisbees are for rolling js in!

And I totally understand the original point of this thread. I swear to god, like 3 days after I turned 18 some magical hormone that attracts jailbait just got turned on!
 
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