Happy new year down under mate. Did I say that right.Well an exciting New Years kids are finally asleep thank god. Now time to party like a boss, get high as fuck and watch tv
I have two supper powers today, extra large penis and lying. Try and guess which one I’m using the most.i want to know what super power you got for the day?....
Shows like Dundee and Steve Irwin always have there place in the nostalgia of our country. My wife’s family are country and are probably your typical bogan country family (watch upper middle bogan if you get board might help you understand “boganism”). They are old school Australian, hard working and massive drinkers. My farther in law knocked back a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of red. He’s still drinking somewhere lol. There a bit of a laugh always something going on. This month father in-law gave $5000 to a bird overseas because lol probably and Indian scammer. Hasn’t heard from “her” since he did lol. Brother in-law just broke his neck, sternum and couple ribs. Jumped into a river drunk didn’t check the depth. Now the wife’s cousin is pregnant (backs out of the room slowly) and she is like there could be 5 dads hahahahahahahaha.Happy new year down under mate. Did I say that right.
What do you folks think of movies like Dondee or shows like Steve Erwin . I live in the Deep South US and most of the movies or reality shows about us are unrealistic or degrading or told about only the worst of us . But I guess if someone made a movie about me it would seem the same ( all fucked up ) . Anyway I been watching the series on opel hunters and it’s pretty good and everyone one I know loved Steve Erwin and the new show too.
Anyway I hope this year is good for you and your family.
Check those towels for pale blue Xanax-laden snotLol I forgot about that guy. Wonder if he’s still jizzing on his moms nice bathroom towels.
If those are tribbles, Grandson will be up to his Lightning McQueen skivvies in them this morning. Have bad grain handy.Here is a shelve I made for the daughter-in-law for Christmas. View attachment 4446817View attachment 4446818View attachment 4446820
My oldest grandson in his natural state View attachment 4446822View attachment 4446823
And the last is a charred cedar board for my son’s mother-in-law . I made a bunch of other stuff and I’ll try and get pics after they’ve been unwrapped.
Happy New Year, let me know how 2020 is treating you. I may choose to stay in 2019.Well an exciting New Years kids are finally asleep thank god. Now time to party like a boss, get high as fuck and watch tv
My eye sight hasn’t improved yet, hmmm.Happy New Year, let me know how 2020 is treating you. I may choose to stay in 2019.
I like you.I have two supper powers today, extra large penis and lying. Try and guess which one I’m using the most.
I've found everyone was more attractive before I got glasses..... HD is for the birds.My eye sight hasn’t improved yet, hmmm.
You're going to the wrong optometrist...
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Beer goggles... helping ugly people get laid for a few thousand years
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We were 80+ yesterday and today is low 60’s going into upper 30’s tonight. Back to 80 FridayView attachment 4447002
Winter came back. At least it can't lay for a while because of the 50 and 60° days we had for a week.
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I see you’ve already though about it lol. Our census asks similar questions Just not so directly. They ask what your relationship is with other members of the household.That thought crossed my mind.
I was going to say I was a flaming gay flamingo dancer who sells S&M equipment, breeds warthogs and works for the Dicken's Cider company.
And for military service I was a general in the underground army of the apocalypse zombies.
They make you tell them your name though, they pick your address randomly out of the files, so they say.
you’re probably right. I just bought some baby stuff for a Christmas gift... nursing and receiving blankets and paid over $100 and thought people would pay big for hand crafted baby blankets.That is pretty. I would think an Etsy store would require a good amount of time. I have a suspicion she doesn’t have much extra