What did you accomplish today?

[tyler.durden]

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I never thought I’d see this pic in my life. Wife on a bicycle. Now I stroke my penis by the fire while chanting the ancient hymns of our people.

Oooh, you touch my tralala my ding ding dong.

Now that she can ride, I'm afraid you may never see her again

 

[FresnoFarmer]

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I never thought I’d see this pic in my life. Wife on a bicycle. Now I stroke my penis by the fire while chanting the ancient hymns of our people.

Oooh, you touch my tralala my ding ding dong.

Sing those hymns while that banjo plays! Better be stroking with two hands or the ancestors might not hear you.

 

[Joedank]

I'm the same, bro. I drink coffee and smoke weed until around 5; but then it's ON and I eat every carb I see.

Light roast or dark?
I accomplished 3 French presses of Ethiopian light roast today love those fruity notes (insert joke here)

 

[BudmanTX]

Light roast or dark?
I accomplished 3 French presses of Ethiopian light roast today love those fruity notes (insert joke here)

Yeeeaaaahhhh....Think I am gonna leave that one alone...

 

[curious2garden]

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I never thought I’d see this pic in my life. Wife on a bicycle. Now I stroke my penis by the fire while chanting the ancient hymns of our people.

Oooh, you touch my tralala my ding ding dong.

Raise her seat by about 6"

 

[tyler.durden]

Raise her seat by about 6"

It's only fair. Her boobies raise my post by at least that much...

 

[Bobby schmeckle]

Now that she can ride, I'm afraid you may never see her again

She’s finally free.

Sigh.

 

[Bobby schmeckle]

Light roast or dark?
I accomplished 3 French presses of Ethiopian light roast today love those fruity notes (insert joke here)

I’m a light roast kinda fella. Light roast contains more caffeine than dark roast. Also the fruity notes delight my chakras and cleanse my soiled penis.

When you smoke at least an 1/8th everyday you have to balance it with caffeine or you’ll fall asleep while eating your wife’s vagina or driving your vehicle.

The hippy speedball.

 

[Bobby schmeckle]

Raise her seat by about 6"

I will she’s all about being able to touch the ground while she’s on the seat right now lol. This is literally overcoming her biggest fear in life. Riding a bicycle.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Same thing as yesterday

 

[SSGrower]

I will she’s all about being able to touch the ground while she’s on the seat right now lol. This is literally overcoming her biggest fear in life. Riding a bicycle.

Like running form means a lot. Not sure it needs to come up that much. She is rocking her hips, that will create instability. She has no bad habbits yet so training her leg muscles will be important. The upper body should remain still, proper gear selection will help in this. The first crash will be fun.

 

[Bobby schmeckle]

Like running form means a lot. Not sure it needs to come up that much. She is rocking her hips, that will create instability. She has no bad habbits yet so training her leg muscles will be important. The upper body should remain still, proper gear selection will help in this. The first crash will be fun.

That pic was 5 minutes into her first time ever sitting on a bike. I’m pretty sure she’ll get it.

I doubt she’ll ever be going more than about 4 mph.

 

[DarkWeb]

@DarkWeb can I make a small suggestion? This goes for like 5 people. Could you upload an avatar to your profile? It's what I make an association with to everyone's names and it's hard to remember who anyone is without it.

Look what popped up.....

 

[DarkWeb]

Wow so I have a bunch of jalapeños...slice 10 in half and take out as much heat as you want. Boil with a little water and a clove of pealed fresh garlic. A little lime juice....Puree with salt, olive oil and I threw in a little cheddar to thicken it up. Oh and 3 cherry tomatoes. Damn it kicks ass!

Even better chilled! But the ultimate was a huge dollop of it on a slice of bacon! This stuff is gonna go on everything today.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Look what popped up.....

now you look like @raratt and @FresnoFarmer at first glance

 

[Stoz1985]

Only accomplishment today is a daily walk in the rain...

It’s worked though.... Asleep mid crisp lol

@Laughing Grass gotta admit, I do the same with the pics.... I was used to @DarkWeb ‘D’.... gonna be screwed now lol

 

[ANC]

Ok, so I "employed" my wife today, I doubt their company is going to make it much longer, so she will be moonlighting at home.
Currently she's trying to make sense of my shoebox of invoices

 

[Stoz1985]

Ok, so I "employed" my wife today, I doubt their company is going to make it much longer, so she will be moonlighting at home.
Currently she's trying to make sense of my shoebox of invoices

Hope it dont end in disaster pal.... Lol

 

[DarkWeb]

now you look like @raratt and @FresnoFarmer at first glance

Funny because when I looked back for my jalapeño post I went right by it...

 

[Laughing Grass]

Ok, so I "employed" my wife today, I doubt their company is going to make it much longer, so she will be moonlighting at home.
Currently she's trying to make sense of my shoebox of invoices

It was fun being the boss while it lasted.