raratt
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You're just as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
What did you accomplish today?
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Could have been worse you could have referred to it as a pants pocket, thanks!
DCcan
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Someone told me I was as useful as a dick on a dog.
"what does that mean?"
"figure it out, you idiot."
"That doesn't make sense"
"Thats because your an idiot"
Finally realized (just now) he was saying TICK on a dog.
I think...
raratt
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"Tits on a boar hog."
Sir Napsalot
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The number of tits on a boar help determine the number of tits on it's offspring- the more tits a sow has the larger her litter is apt to be
I was in the FFA
Bareback
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I’ve been told I was happy as a puppy with two peckers .
lokie
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raratt
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How Many Teats Does a Pig Have?
On average, a pig has 12 to 14 complex glands (6 to 7 pairs), but the range is 6 to 32, depending on the breed. Glands are placed in two parallel rows, one on each side, to ensure that the piglets can reach them after birth.
www.reference.com
Seems to be more beneficial on a sow than a boar.
raratt
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"More horney than a two peckered billy goat."
I was exposed to a lot of colloquialisms in the AF.
Sir Napsalot
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It's something called "genetics" as I understand it
raratt
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I was contemplating grocery shopping today, I think I'll put that off for when it cools into the 90's 
. Got the sprinkler set out under the peach tree, ground is just soaking it all up, peaches are about golfball sized. I have young zucchini on the older plants and plenty of green tomatoes, should be getting ripe soon with this heat.
. Got the sprinkler set out under the peach tree, ground is just soaking it all up, peaches are about golfball sized. I have young zucchini on the older plants and plenty of green tomatoes, should be getting ripe soon with this heat.
I'm supposed to go tomorrow but I've already justified putting it off until Thursday.I was contemplating grocery shopping today, I think I'll put that off for when it cools into the 90's
Roger A. Shrubber
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hey, boar tits keep them from sliding in the mud....
manfredo
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Holy heat wave!I was contemplating grocery shopping today, I think I'll put that off for when it cools into the 90's
I had the furnace going this morning....but I see it's supposed to be back in the 90's here by Sunday. I'd better get my ass in gear and get this 2nd floor apartment finished before the heat returns. I washed the windows there today for the 1st time in 4 years and wow were they nasty....but all in all, it's not terrible.
The kid was a weirdo with tape...I told him, make sure you get all that tape residue off things before you leave. "oh yeah I have this special stuff that will take it right off". Yeah so do I, called elbow grease....and I had to use plenty! He had two AC units duct taped into the windows....for 4 years. I've seen worse.
He left me a 4 gallon backpack sprayer, and a small glass dab rig, lol...Oh and a mounted Sony TV, so it's not all bad.
raratt
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Road trip to go pick up my meds AND they are closed the first Wed of the month for "training". I knew that, just didn't dawn on me what day it is. Grabbed some beer on the way home.
Put the last 2 milkweed plants I have into the ground and planted one of the two geraniums I started.
Throwing some frozen stuff in the oven for dinner. I have some stew meat marinating in the fridge, probably cook that this weekend. I was thinking kabobs with cherry tomatoes, mushrooms and assorted bell pepper chunks. Buds and suds time.
Grabbed some beer on the way home.Put the last 2 milkweed plants I have into the ground and planted one of the two geraniums I started.
Throwing some frozen stuff in the oven for dinner. I have some stew meat marinating in the fridge, probably cook that this weekend. I was thinking kabobs with cherry tomatoes, mushrooms and assorted bell pepper chunks. Buds and suds time.
Roger A. Shrubber
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milkweed? trying to attract butterflies?Road trip to go pick up my meds AND they are closed the first Wed of the month for "training". I knew that, just didn't dawn on me what day it is.
Put the last 2 milkweed plants I have into the ground and planted one of the two geraniums I started.
Throwing some frozen stuff in the oven for dinner. I have some stew meat marinating in the fridge, probably cook that this weekend. I was thinking kabobs with cherry tomatoes, mushrooms and assorted bell pepper chunks. Buds and suds time.
I was supposed to go today. I may go tomorrow. I have one fascia board left and it's the weirdly cut one I can't do because I'm not about to crawl on a motherfuckin' tile roof. So tomorrow could be an entire day at the circus. Either way the pharmacy and commissary await, sigh......Road trip to go pick up my meds AND they are closed the first Wed of the month for "training". I knew that, just didn't dawn on me what day it is.
Put the last 2 milkweed plants I have into the ground and planted one of the two geraniums I started.
Throwing some frozen stuff in the oven for dinner. I have some stew meat marinating in the fridge, probably cook that this weekend. I was thinking kabobs with cherry tomatoes, mushrooms and assorted bell pepper chunks. Buds and suds time.
DarkWeb
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That tile just might make a perfect sear....
raratt
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Trying to help out the Monarchs, they need all the help they can get.
