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[Ozumoz66]

When I was about 11 or 12 I was riding my bike when I wondered how many times I had to turn the pedals to make the wheel go around so I was looking down at my feet and the rear wheel while trying to count when I hit a parked car and hit my nuts on the gooseneck so hard they bled.

I was less than 10 and had recently purchased some strap on steel wheel roller skates from paper route money. While holding onto my friend's sissy bar on his bike in motion, I'd pull myself forward for the rush of some acceleration. One time the acceleration was too great and my nuts got wedged between the rear tire and the fender. Maybe that's why one testicle hangs lower than the other these days. Yeah, i know TMI!

 

[raratt]

 

[OldMedUser]

Are those the motels that rent rooms by the hour?

Probably. My old man was a tight-fisted Scotsman so if it was cheaper that way . . .

 

[raratt]

They ordered the door with a peephole...

 

[EhCndGrower]

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Maybe that's why one testicle hangs lower than the other these days. Yeah, i know TMI!

That's actually normal and very common

 

[greg nr]

That's actually normal and very common

If you aren't a uroligist, well, that says a lot.

 

[Ozumoz66]

If you aren't a uroligist, well, that says a lot.

A urologist determined my ureteropelvic junction stenosis by pyelogram and recommended a high fluid diet.

 

[Ozumoz66]

That's actually normal and very common

Gtk. Here I thought I was unique and could be called Onehunglow!

 

[DarkWeb]

Gtk. Here I thought I was unique and could be called Onehunglow!

Boobs are the same

 

[Ozumoz66]

Boobs are the same

Symmetrical is overrated. My beard grows faster on the right side and can get lopsided without trimming.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Gtk. Here I thought I was unique and could be called Onehunglow!

When I was in highschool in 1975 there was a guy with a fro who got testicular cancer and had to have one removed so we called him "one-hung fro"

he worked with me on the school paper- I had a weekly humor section and he would draw cartoons

One of our features was "Fung Gus" which was a lampoon of the TV show Kung Fu which was popular at the time

 

[Sir Napsalot]

There were 23 in my graduating class- 20 guys and 3 girls

 

[raratt]

 

[raratt]

Wonder if Google maps can find it...?

 

[raratt]

Pufferfish and pass...

 

[EhCndGrower]

 

[Ozumoz66]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

That's actually normal and very common

You almost had me standing in front of the mirror.

 

[Ozumoz66]

You almost had me standing in front of the mirror.

From the internet...and childhood song.

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow, can you throw ‘em o’er you’re shoulder like a continental soldier do your BALLS, HANG, LOW?!