4th year anniversary, which dildo to buy ;)

[Tenner]

Don't buy one. Just let her to choose one and you pay for it.

Thats something I concidered but I think she needs a sorta push

@All the boyish men on the thread:

We are long distance and don`t you have a sense of kinky? Attack by all means necessary and every direction!!

First idea they get, my dick isn`t enough, your dick isn`t enough. Touches your ego`s on an instant lol

 

[RawBudzski]

Long Distance.?. What are you gonna do, mail it to her.

 

[Tenner]

vibrator > dildo

u can use a vibe during sex which is fun. the guy is the dildo.

i recommend sometihng like this for couples
http://www.amazon.com/LELO-INC-1618...5R06/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313875220&sr=8-1

cheaper version:
http://www.drugstore.com/fun-factory-layaspot-redsilver/qxp142481?fromsrch=layaspot

these r fun too if you want something more disposable
http://www.drugstore.com/doc-johnso...ator-strawberry/qxp70246?fromsrch=doc+johnson

I ment a vibrator all the way maybe thats why I`m getting insulted lol

Thanks medicalmaryjane! +Rep you for these.

I like the last one most (doc johnson pocket rocket) but what makes it "more disposable" can you explain please?

@The guys, I appreciate the humour but I can`t be bothered to read and reply. Fuck off from my thread its about suggestions not dicky comments...

 

[Luger187]

get her one of those dildos that suction cups to the wall or shower

 

[medicalmaryjane]

disposable means it doesn't last long. ive had my lelo for quite a while, it holds a long charge, comes in a nice case with a charger and little satin travel bag, it's rechargable. the pocket rockets r fun but they break quickly and they require batteries. none of these things have forever motors but some are better quality than others. jejoue makes a nice little one called mimi that's good quality, lelo makes good quality, jimmyjane makes excellent quality

http://www.jimmyjane.com/
http://en.lelo.com/
http://jejoue.com/mimi/introduction/

i have bought probably 50+ vibes in my life and those doc johnsons are the quickest to die. the layaspot doesn't last long eitehr comapred to the brands i put above.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I suppose I have 'no sense of kinky' because I don't find a vibrator kinky. Im not insulting you but Psychology 101 suggests you may be insulting yourself on the inside by your defensive response. I respect you greatly Tenner.

 

[TogTokes]

I heard the new hampster dildos do thr trick.. small and agile.

 

[Tenner]

disposable means it doesn't last long. ive had my lelo for quite a while, it holds a long charge, comes in a nice case with a charger and little satin travel bag, it's rechargable. the pocket rockets r fun but they break quickly and they require batteries. none of these things have forever motors but some are better quality than others. jejoue makes a nice little one called mimi that's good quality, lelo makes good quality, jimmyjane makes excellent quality

http://www.jimmyjane.com/
http://en.lelo.com/
http://jejoue.com/mimi/introduction/

i have bought probably 50+ vibes in my life and those doc johnsons are the quickest to die. the layaspot doesn't last long eitehr comapred to the brands i put above.

Wow you like your vibes!!

I know that you know what your talking about but damn the price just rises!

I`ll have a look here, thanks!

 

[bobtokes]

disposable means it doesn't last long. ive had my lelo for quite a while, it holds a long charge, comes in a nice case with a charger and little satin travel bag, it's rechargable. the pocket rockets r fun but they break quickly and they require batteries. none of these things have forever motors but some are better quality than others. jejoue makes a nice little one called mimi that's good quality, lelo makes good quality, jimmyjane makes excellent quality

http://www.jimmyjane.com/
http://en.lelo.com/
http://jejoue.com/mimi/introduction/

i have bought probably 50+ vibes in my life and those doc johnsons are the quickest to die. the layaspot doesn't last long eitehr comapred to the brands i put above.

you must be seriously putting them through their paces, lol

 

[medicalmaryjane]

I suppose I have 'no sense of kinky' because I don't find a vibrator kinky. Im not insulting you but Psychology 101 suggests you may be insulting yourself on the inside by your defensive response. I respect you greatly Tenner.

i think it's kinky because it gives a lot of pleasure. nothing beats a vibe imo. ive never met a man who could match one LOL. sad, isn't it? i could go without sex but give me my vibe, 5 minutes to an orgasm. never fails.

men who are too insecure to appreciate a woman enjoying herself, during, before or after sex - or alone, needs to find out what's wrong with him that has caused this insecurity. it's not all about YOU.

 

[medicalmaryjane]

you must be seriously putting them through their paces, lol

well i bring them in the shower sometimes and that can cause thm to die faster. the pocket rockets never last long. the cheap toys dont last. some of these toys come with a warranty because they always break. ask the manufacturer. if u get a year out of a toy, that's pretty good. i have a few that i use. it's nice to switch it up. i guess i am vibe addicted. i don't care, they r fun & cause no harm to anyone.

 

[Tenner]

i think it's kinky because it gives a lot of pleasure. nothing beats a vibe imo. ive never met a man who could match one LOL. sad, isn't it? i could go without sex but give me my vibe, 5 minutes to an orgasm. never fails.

men who are too insecure to appreciate a woman enjoying herself, during, before or after sex - or alone, needs to find out what's wrong with him that has caused this insecurity. it's not all about YOU.

Thanks for that jane! Fingers can only multitask so much too

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

i think it's kinky because it gives a lot of pleasure. nothing beats a vibe imo. ive never met a man who could match one LOL. sad, isn't it? i could go without sex but give me my vibe, 5 minutes to an orgasm. never fails.

men who are too insecure to appreciate a woman enjoying herself, during, before or after sex - or alone, needs to find out what's wrong with him that has caused this insecurity. it's not all about YOU.

Oh I don't doubt a vibrator will beat a man to delivery on an orgasm, 10 out of 10. 100 out of 100. A million, out of a million. But in my opinion, SEX, is NOT, ALL ABOUT THE ORGASM. Women disgust me. You enjoy that orgasm girl. It will NEVER, give you the sensuality, the pure bliss, of a GOOD lay.

 

[Tenner]

*Shows off*

Pahahahahah

 

[medicalmaryjane]

Oh I don't doubt a vibrator will beat a man to delivery on an orgasm, 10 out of 10. 100 out of 100. A million, out of a million. But in my opinion, SEX, is NOT, ALL ABOUT THE ORGASM. Women disgust me. You enjoy that orgasm girl. It will NEVER, give you the sensuality, the pure bliss, of a GOOD lay.

but you can have both. i always use my vibe with my bf and it mkaes the sex a million times more sensual because i want him that much more. it's not an alternative, it's completmentary.

 

[Tenner]

Our gift budges were kind of ment to be £10 but I may push it for the occasion, I always say this and always do lol

http://www.jimmyjane.com/shop/iconicsmoothie-p-118.html

This one sounds like an idea, it has a 1 year warranty and I can buy the charger/batteries cheaper elswhere I bet

I think the most I`ll pay will be $35. Sounds like its price with the charger anyways.

I like the idea of a multimode one though, how good is it to have different settings?

 

[medicalmaryjane]

the ones with batteries are never as good as rechargable in quality.

 

[april]

First LMFAO , not sure if im flattered or insuted that u would direct such a question at me, honestly i prefer doing it myself, toys can be fun if someone else is using them on u or adding them into the mix. Myself for my first one i picked and average size silicone vibrator, picking one with various speeds is key plastic or glass ones tend to be too cold , silicone seems the best, plus its' diswasher safe lol, pick one shaped like a penis, keep it simple for her first one, don't complicate it lol, best of luck Tenner and happy anniversary!! Im kinda jealous of ur happiness !!! lol

 

[RawBudzski]

Do they come in horse shapes.

 

[Tenner]

the ones with batteries are never as good as rechargable in quality.

Problem is the prices being $70+ on the rechargeable ones.... darn what have I got myself into now lol

I`m not sure if she would use it as much as you though so I may just get away buying a battery one.

"We accept no returns due to the nature of this product" <--- Makes me giggle

I could possibly get an outfit with the vibrator for her to wear too