How to survive prison?

[Miracle Smoke]

I just want to explain something, now im not trying to prove im
a tough guy, but there is a common misconception that smaller guys
are weaker.

That is not true, to prove my point.

Power lifting keeps inmates occupied at Branchville : Local Sports : Evansville Courier Press

One guy here is 150 pounds and can squat 435, that is 2x-3x his body weight.

Having bigger muscle doesn't mean your stronger, just take a look at powerlifters and compare them to bodybuilders.

Though powerlifters are big too, except most of them have no where near
the muscle mass of a bodybuilder.

I'm a small guy yes, but i hate when people always think the biggest guy is the strongest, cause he is simply big.

Of course anybody will go down if they are jumped by 3 or more people,
unless they run.

My point just because someone is bigger doesn't mean they are always stronger, but can they get stronger then smaller guys, yes but there is also genetics to take into account.

Actually i took this the wrong way, a better way to put it is smaller guys are not always weaker.

 

[Maccabee]

the thing with the white boys is that they don't alsmost automatically clique up like the mexicans and blacks do.

That's good to know. It might sound odd, but I've always worried about that. There's just no way I'm signing up with Aryans. Or even scrapping to defend one. The might not be real Nazis, but it's close enough for me. And every documentary I've seen seems to suggest that you must join one of the major gangs in the prison systems that are dominated by them.

What do the Russians do, by the way? (If anyone has a Russian community near them?) I don't see them getting along with the Aryans.

Supposedly in SoCal they straight up ask you which gang you want to be housed with at intake, although that might be an urban legend.

Do people really all feel that there's no advantage to being able to speak fluent Spanish when you're not Latino? Seems like it might help. Speaking to someone in their own language can change their reaction to you....

Kansas Department of Corrections

Here is one of them....

That dude is a goddamn tree trunk. So we can assume that's just what he got written up for, right?

Do you want to say anything about jobs, or how black market trades work? I understand they're both pretty important.

 

[email468]

I just want to explain something, now im not trying to prove im
a tough guy, but there is a common misconception that smaller guys
are weaker.

That is not true, to prove my point.

Power lifting keeps inmates occupied at Branchville : Local Sports : Evansville Courier Press

One guy here is 150 pounds and can squat 435, that is 2x-3x his body weight.

Having bigger muscle doesn't mean your stronger, just take a look at powerlifters and compare them to bodybuilders.

Though powerlifters are big too, except most of them have no where near
the muscle mass of a bodybuilder.

I'm a small guy yes, but i hate when people always think the biggest guy is the strongest, cause he is simply big.

Of course anybody will go down if they are jumped by 3 or more people,
unless they run.

My point just because someone is bigger doesn't mean they are always stronger, but can they get stronger then smaller guys, yes but there is also genetics to take into account.

Actually i took this the wrong way, a better way to put it is smaller guys are not always weaker.

sorry for the off-topic but ... being a "big guy" myself i completely agree. often folks like to target the "big guy" to prove something. i would much prefer to duke it out with someone with a similar build as mine rather than scrap with a wiry little dude! Think pit bull (smaller and wiry) vs. rottie (big and strong) - you can't really count either one out until it is over!

 

[email468]

That's good to know. It might sound odd, but I've always worried about that. There's just no way I'm signing up with Aryans. Or even scrapping to defend one. The might not be real Nazis, but it's close enough for me. And every documentary I've seen seems to suggest that you must join one of the major gangs in the prison systems that are dominated by them.

What do the Russians do, by the way? (If anyone has a Russian community near them?) I don't see them getting along with the Aryans.

Supposedly in SoCal they straight up ask you which gang you want to be housed with at intake, although that might be an urban legend.

Do people really all feel that there's no advantage to being able to speak fluent Spanish when you're not Latino? Seems like it might help. Speaking to someone in their own language can change their reaction to you....





That dude is a goddamn tree trunk. So we can assume that's just what he got written up for, right?

Do you want to say anything about jobs, or how black market trades work? I understand they're both pretty important.

Personally i would tattoo a swastika with "NAZI 4-ever" on my ass if that's what it took to protect it

 

[Maccabee]

Personally i would tattoo a swastika with "NAZI 4-ever" on my ass if that's what it took to protect it

You wouldn't if half of your family had died in Auschwitz.

But I hear what you're saying.

 

[email468]

You wouldn't if half of your family had died in Auschwitz.

But I hear what you're saying.

you're probably right - i wouldn't but they didn't and i would.

 

[SHOOT2KILL66]

Just do your time man , Easy as that ,

You,ll eather come out a man OR woman

haha

 

[Maccabee]

ha. ha. 'Cause prison rape is hilarious.

 

[Miracle Smoke]

ha. ha. 'Cause prison rape is hilarious.

Thats sad though as this seriously can affect those who were
victims you know.

But other than that do you think they have no one but them
selves to blame?

I was watching san quentin last night on natgeo, and one of the white guys
said its how you carry yourself.

None mentioned rape though, they all talked about stabbing, for
one minute though, one of them were talking about leaving a
number 2 pencil in a guy and i thought that was metaphor for
rape.

 

[shortybighead]

nah i seen it they was talkin bout scott peterson being a trophy hit they said they would stick dude as soon as they put him in the yard with them i couldnt watch all of it though last night was kinky night

 

[Maccabee]

Thats sad though as this seriously can affect those who were victims you know.

Please read more carefully. That was a sarcastic response to the previous post, not my own sentiment.

 

[Miracle Smoke]

Please read more carefully. That was a sarcastic response to the previous post, not my own sentiment.

No i knew it was sarcastic.

 

[JohnnyBravo]

Personally i would tattoo a swastika with "NAZI 4-ever" on my ass if that's what it took to protect it

I would tattoo a cute little baby on my ass.....as pedophiles are taboo,...noone wants to say yeah I fucked that guy with the baby tatoo on his ass

 

[AristoRaver]

I would tattoo a cute little baby on my ass.....as pedophiles are taboo,...noone wants to say yeah I fucked that guy with the baby tatoo on his ass

ahahahaha
sorry
but thats just funny

 

[40acres]

ahahahaha
sorry
but thats just funny

But iit is not true. Pedo's get it bad in every way.

 

[Miracle Smoke]

I'd look them in the eye and say,

Have you ever seen a naked man sing O Fortuna?

It that doesn't scare someone, then i don't what crazy is.

I mean come on, who is going to try to rape a guy who is singing this while being raped?

YouTube - Carl Orff - Carmina Burana - O fortuna

 

[email468]

I'd look them in the eye and say,

Have you ever seen a naked man sing O Fortuna?

It that doesn't scare someone, then i don't what crazy is.

I mean come on, who is going to try to rape a guy who is singing this while being raped?

YouTube - Carl Orff - Carmina Burana - O fortuna

i'm afraid that might only enhance the experience rather than detract from it

LOVE ORFF btw!

 

[panhead]

Thats just disturbing, but honestly are these type of people really
that desperate to get some ass?

Or are most of these rapists sexual offenders?

They come from all walks of life,black,brown,white,yellow,burgulars,rapists,thieve's,killers,con men,drug addicts,there's no rhyme or reason as to who these guys are or what their in for,the common denominator with all of them is they act like thugs,wanna be OG's,usually very obnoxious people in the way they present themselves & the way they approach others,always trying to front.

Pedophiles in prison are normally quite people.

We all know how a thug acts with their standard in your face bullshit,once you show any sign of weakness its their cue to take it to the next level.

 

[Maccabee]

I mean come on, who is going to try to rape a guy who is singing this while being raped?

That depends how many octaves your voice rises during the 'performance'......

O FORTUNAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....


Seriously, though, that shit is not going to work. If your attacker doesn't like the noises you're making while he rapes you, he'll just knock your fucking teeth out. In for a pound, in for a penny. Prison is not the Dead Poets Society. Inmates are not secretly renaissance men who are going to be impressed by your audacity and elan. You don't get to make a CHA+INT saving throw.

 

[Miracle Smoke]

That depends how many octaves your voice rises during the 'performance'......

O FORTUNAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....


Seriously, though, that shit is not going to work. If your attacker doesn't like the noises you're making while he rapes you, he'll just knock your fucking teeth out. In for a pound, in for a penny. Prison is not the Dead Poets Society. Inmates are not secretly renaissance men who are going to be impressed by your audacity and elan. You don't get to make a CHA+INT saving throw.

You thought i was being serious?

I was being sarcastic too.