SirGreenThumb
Well-Known Member
So my fiancee got sick and I was headed out to go to the grocery store because she was really wanting some egg drop soup. But as it turns out, Kroger was closed so I had to go to walmart, since they are starting there black Friday shopping early and I knew they would be open. I arrived at Walmart to find the parking lot completely full and luckily found a spot at the very back of the lot. Upon walking to the entrance, I am bobbing and weaving trying not to get hit by one of the many idiots trying to find a place to park.
I finally make it into walmart only to find that there are no shopping carts. Frustrated and wanting to get out of that full on body odor smelling place of a rednecks paradise, I move along back to the grocery section of the store. Just when i thought it was going to be an easy grab and go type of experience, I make my way to the southeast corner of the store only to find isles taped off in caution tape, with no access signs attached to them. As it turns out, they had these isles taped off because apparently that was the detour to the electronics department for people trying to get a deal on a 32" TV.
"Who was the genius that thought of this idea?"
I finally figure out a way to get to the isle with the instant asian soup mix, only to find out that walmart doesn't carry it. So that leaves me to get the supplies to make it from scratch. I head to can goods isle to get me some chicken broth dodging smelly mofos the entire way and I start thinking to myself that maybe this wont be so bad. Negative. After getting the broth, I head back to the cold section of the store to get some eggs and I needed to get some cherry pepsi for my fiancee also. Come to find out the isle where to get the drinks are taped off also. WTF.
I find my way around this maze to the drink isle only to find around 100 people in one fucking isle. I finally make to the pepsi which just so happen to be at the very end of the isle, grabbed it and headed back to the front to get to a register so I can leave this god forsaken place. On my way back I just so happen to end up behind this elephant with a cart that wants to stop and look at every single peanut he can find. After all this, I am fed up and decide to take some defensive measures and do a zig zag pattern around these slow walking pests. After my strategic football play, I finally make it to a register. Checked out and left.
The moral of this story?
Fuck walmart and black Friday shoppers.
Thank you for your time and attention. CLEAN UP ON ISLE TWO BITCHES!
I finally make it into walmart only to find that there are no shopping carts. Frustrated and wanting to get out of that full on body odor smelling place of a rednecks paradise, I move along back to the grocery section of the store. Just when i thought it was going to be an easy grab and go type of experience, I make my way to the southeast corner of the store only to find isles taped off in caution tape, with no access signs attached to them. As it turns out, they had these isles taped off because apparently that was the detour to the electronics department for people trying to get a deal on a 32" TV.
"Who was the genius that thought of this idea?"
I finally figure out a way to get to the isle with the instant asian soup mix, only to find out that walmart doesn't carry it. So that leaves me to get the supplies to make it from scratch. I head to can goods isle to get me some chicken broth dodging smelly mofos the entire way and I start thinking to myself that maybe this wont be so bad. Negative. After getting the broth, I head back to the cold section of the store to get some eggs and I needed to get some cherry pepsi for my fiancee also. Come to find out the isle where to get the drinks are taped off also. WTF.
I find my way around this maze to the drink isle only to find around 100 people in one fucking isle. I finally make to the pepsi which just so happen to be at the very end of the isle, grabbed it and headed back to the front to get to a register so I can leave this god forsaken place. On my way back I just so happen to end up behind this elephant with a cart that wants to stop and look at every single peanut he can find. After all this, I am fed up and decide to take some defensive measures and do a zig zag pattern around these slow walking pests. After my strategic football play, I finally make it to a register. Checked out and left.
The moral of this story?
Fuck walmart and black Friday shoppers.
Thank you for your time and attention. CLEAN UP ON ISLE TWO BITCHES!
