The UK Growers Thread!

iiKode

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After i do my cbt and shit hopefully ic an get my mates rmr 125 just for mucking around with since it cost a tenner for 200 miles seems alright.
09 plates and less than 1k miles oniut nea bad.
 

newuserlol

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u carnt really fail the cbt, unless you come off ya bike before u even hit the roads n smash it up meaning you carnt carry on lol i never was very good with gears lmao
 

indikat

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few years back I got up 1 sun at 5 in june to do some high speed passes on me new thou got it upto 155 wen it starts to wobble slightly...this is gen the actual speed limiter an arse tightener..wen I get flashed by summin in me mirror.....this means that someone would like to pass an at that speed u r not pissed off or even mildly irritated by such an intrusion but jus deeply curious at who would be doin such mad speed (quicker than freefall) an instantly respectful so I edge to the other line an what passes me haunts me to this day....a fit bird in a yellow suit on a black r 1 wiv blonde pony tail...she must have pissed herself an must have been clockin over 170...call that ridin m8..
 

newuserlol

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me dad after a few heart attacks n a bypass op decided to go a on bike roadtrip kinda thing, he had a yamaha dragstar 1100 and fair play to him visited 20+ different countries in the 2 yrs he was riding about, anyway he was in the south of france working on some old barn thing renovating it for his cousin and i went over for a few months to get away and to help whilst out there i brought a italjet dragster 125cc ped to get about and cause i couldnt ride fuck all but a twist n go lol

when the work was done and he was off to wherever next i had to ride home which was harlow,essex at the time it was the 1st time i had ever drove on roads on anything car,bike or ped lol was the most scariest 18hrs of my life riding that 125 on the french n uk motoways max speed was 77mph but i made it just about lol needed new boxers when i finally got home tho, and customs at the tunnel pulled me and the ped to fucking pieces shitloads of them they where convinced they where gonna find something but how much could u smuggle on a 125 ped?
 

delvite

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ya get 14 yrs and they work backwards to whittle it down depending , first time , persy grow , small plant numbers , in your own place that you live it , no hydro or mad set up , no scales or signs of baggies , no signs of multi grows , ash tray with half a spliff in it , no excessive lifestyle your looking at a fine and being told not to do it again

goes up real friggin quick though if you dont tick the box , multi caught with a housefull and your looking at 2-8 yrs or roughly the same as if you had killed someone ! a fuckin plant go figure
i had no idea there was a law against growing i just thought it was illegal ;) morning growers :)
 

indikat

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rare event today as I am goin out to lunch, I usually do all in my path to avoid this as I am very fussy bout food an the thought of someone I don't no handlin food jus creeps me out ad I worked as a dogs body in a kitchen wiv dirty bastards...anyways it has a star awarded it in the Michelin food guide which don't ean shit to me but I rekon they are at least hygienic...so I phoned up an got chattin wiv the chef who was a top bloke complimented me on my taste in beef which he shared and told me he would even put some chips on our table as he likes chips too....oh I can hear the cries of philistine, pleb etc but I have jus connected wiv a geeza who mus be a toker an def not a snob....business mebbe
 

The Yorkshireman

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I think Triacontanol has turned this 'Grape Kush x Psycho' runt into the Hulk, it's been under 1000w 12/12 for 6 days and put some right size on.

I'll get some pics up later when the light comes on.
 

iiKode

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few years back I got up 1 sun at 5 in june to do some high speed passes on me new thou got it upto 155 wen it starts to wobble slightly...this is gen the actual speed limiter an arse tightener..wen I get flashed by summin in me mirror.....this means that someone would like to pass an at that speed u r not pissed off or even mildly irritated by such an intrusion but jus deeply curious at who would be doin such mad speed (quicker than freefall) an instantly respectful so I edge to the other line an what passes me haunts me to this day....a fit bird in a yellow suit on a black r 1 wiv blonde pony tail...she must have pissed herself an must have been clockin over 170...call that ridin m8..
ages ago i was on the motorway on a 250 off road breachin 110 without a viser all i had was those skiing goggles and a motocross helmet haha. lmao i was under 15 when i done that, used to be a right little dick, and now this year in my area like 50% of motorbikes have been stolen, thats 50% of the bikes that are parked outside average of like 100 bikes that sit within my kingdoms limits.

And probably a story sorry if its too long.

theres these 2 guys been ridin around on 125's i think offroaders since last summer, well this summer its all starting up, bbq's at the park and all they are gonna do on saturdays and sundays is ride around for chasy's by the polis like last year one of them was on a 250 had 3 police cruisers around and a helecopter out because they were drivin up and down the road but couldnt catch them, last year was good but one of them got caught, nows thers 1 down 2 to go this year as i said they have already started drivin around, cant wait till summer holidays bet theres gonna be another good chase, but they allways bring the filth around, last year there was bbq and loads of people at the park an people ridin around this year i think it might be a bit shitter but should be a laugh these boys are brave as fuck all you do is hear them and everyone is starin out their windows...
 

iiKode

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me dad after a few heart attacks n a bypass op decided to go a on bike roadtrip kinda thing, he had a yamaha dragstar 1100 and fair play to him visited 20+ different countries in the 2 yrs he was riding about, anyway he was in the south of france working on some old barn thing renovating it for his cousin and i went over for a few months to get away and to help whilst out there i brought a italjet dragster 125cc ped to get about and cause i couldnt ride fuck all but a twist n go lol

when the work was done and he was off to wherever next i had to ride home which was harlow,essex at the time it was the 1st time i had ever drove on roads on anything car,bike or ped lol was the most scariest 18hrs of my life riding that 125 on the french n uk motoways max speed was 77mph but i made it just about lol needed new boxers when i finally got home tho, and customs at the tunnel pulled me and the ped to fucking pieces shitloads of them they where convinced they where gonna find something but how much could u smuggle on a 125 ped?
i had a 125ped stolen ofcourse, was my first ride on the roads aswell, used to skim around init all the time till the filth dragged it away with my mate still onit. we had 4 people onit at 1 point wasnt fun at the back thinkin ur gonna get a 30mph tire skimmin ur bollocks at anytime.
 

tip top toker

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rare event today as I am goin out to lunch, I usually do all in my path to avoid this as I am very fussy bout food an the thought of someone I don't no handlin food jus creeps me out ad I worked as a dogs body in a kitchen wiv dirty bastards...anyways it has a star awarded it in the Michelin food guide which don't ean shit to me but I rekon they are at least hygienic...so I phoned up an got chattin wiv the chef who was a top bloke complimented me on my taste in beef which he shared and told me he would even put some chips on our table as he likes chips too....oh I can hear the cries of philistine, pleb etc but I have jus connected wiv a geeza who mus be a toker an def not a snob....business mebbe
Man, you'd be surprised what chefs will do, even the top ones. As in hygene. Ramsay might blow his top on tv when a guy drops a chicken wing on the floor then chucks it back in the fryer, but the reality is very different. If a fillet steak takes 15 minutes to cook, and it goes on the floor between oven and plate, it's more often than not gonna be picked up and put on the plate unless there is a spare fillet they can use. My current head chef is fucking revolting in that regard. Bloody Portuguese. Grated cheese, salad, you name it, if it goes on the floor, it's gonna be used. "What can you do? mains are away" will be his response, plain naaasty.
 

Binlid12

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Hi to all, been observing the thread for some time now. I have picked up some useful bits of info here and there....thanx. And to my query...i have some white label northern lights & ghs superbud, any reports on how they grow & smoke?
 

iiKode

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mine fucked after 3 days i'm going back to dwc. tutorials good but the shitty chinese foggers are gash

my first one fucked after only 2 mins
yeah ive seen the cheap shyte, theres one iv seen ill link it, id rather pay 15 quid knowing its gonna last a while hopefully, but iv bought 4 oscillating fans now all 4 are fucked im 100 quid down on fans but at least i got enough wire to wire up those extractor fans forever ffs...
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Huge-Mist-Maker-Ultrasonic-Fogger-Copper-jacket-20mm-zinc-No-Leds-/181140060086?pt=UK_HomeGarden_Garden_PlantsSeedsBulbs_JN&hash=item2a2cc9f7b6

yorkie i found ur thread on google haha
 

tip top toker

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I was tempted to look into foggers and such, but as you sya don, bubbles do the job just fine so long as you dial in the water level. Heck, most of the time i just settled with my £10 heated prop and they rooted out just dandy.
 
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