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Like when weed becomes legal and embraced by society, scientists will make hybrid, half-maple-tree-half-sticky-icky forest. Leaves would fall in the autumn, and we could go weed picking instead of apple picking!

My friend and I were sharing a blunt in his basement the other day when we saw a chess board. I challenged him, and was amazed by how intense the game becomes. It's like in Harry Potter when they play that massive sized game of chess and they're IN the game . . . only more intense. You're...

who would it be? Out of all the options, it's so difficult to pick one. I think I would smoke with either Bob Marley or Jon Lennon. Philosophizing with them would be mind-blowing.

My friend and I got wicked baked and were thinking about this scenario: Let's say you and a random stranger were the only survivors of a plane crash similar to LOST or Tom Hank's Castaway. When you gathered all the jetsam you realized you had not only enough tools to survive for a long time...

I've just started smoking cigarettes. My girlfriend made me stop but I still bum the occasional one. I mainly smoke while I'm high, which has led to much thinking about cigarettes, and the tobacco industry. If you think about it, the tobacco industry was one of the first companies in American...

There are so many, I don't know who to choose from. A classic is Afroman's "Because I Got High," but Eminem's "Must Be the Ganja" is sick too. What's your favorite? :bigjoint:

I used to never smoke cigs. My girl and I would smoke blacks, then I would just smoke when I drank, and then I smoked when I burned, and now I just started buying my own packs. I give them away because I think it's nice to share cigs, but I'm scared I've caved into them. I'm not even sure if...

I don't wanna get too graphic, but every time I'm high and I take a piss it burns a little, but not when I'm sober. Part of me thinks I'm infected with shit and part of me thinks I'm just realizing the hot piss on my cold dick in this New England weather. I don't think I have the herpes...

Right now, my girlfriend is talking to them. APparently her roommate is drunk and missing I'm high and bugging out Mad parnoid! Fuck pigs.

I've never actually done it, but a friend of mine claims to do it all the time. What's it like? And is it safe enough to just DO, or are their precautions? Please, share your experiences so I can tell whether I'd like to do it or not. One of my friends tried and he was acting really goofy...

There is truly nothing better than a good book. There's something about the mental roller coaster ride a well-written book can take you on. What's the best book you've ever read? I'm trying to think of books I want to read but there are no advertisements for books anymore. My favorite books...

Has anyone ever heard of or tried this thing called the "Bonkey"? http://thebonkey.com/ In parts of Spain and France kids don't even carry pieces around, they just stab a thing like this into a bottle and hit it like that. It seems cool because you could carry that thing around on a keychain...

Back in high school I smoked from a massive steamroller, probably 6-8 inches long but with a massive diameter. What I liked about it was the design on the top of the cylinder was a lion face with the bowl in the middle (sorry if that's a poor explanation). Nowadays all steamrollers are too...

Who do you think would win in the octagon, Kimbo Slice or Brock Lesnar? As badass as Kimbo Slice is, I'm gunna have to give it to Lesnar.

Hey guys, I write for a comedy website and I've been thinking about writing an article about Lil Wayne's craziest and goofiest lyrics. I know a bunch, mainly because everything he says is ridiculous, but I was wondering if any of you have a favorite Lil Wayne line. Mine are: "When I was five...

We all have stories of goofy paranoia, most of which end in laughs as we sober up. My story is that I was at a party and we had just started feeling the effects of a "Philosophy Blunt," when the cops surrounded the house. They immediately rounded up everyone outside and took their information...

What's the wierdest or funniest place you've ever seen "420"? For me it was center field in Red Sox's Fenway Park. I've also seen this guy on the Price Is Right bid 420 dollars every time.

Hey guys, I'm really new to RIU, but I'm glad to be part of such a community. I've been smoking for years now and have grown sick and tired of asshole dealers and shit, so decided to grow my own. The only problem is that I'm still in college and confined to a dorm room. This means that I can't...