2 - 4 a day. I think the best ones are when you have been holding it.
No jokes I ate a dodgy 1/4 pounder a few days ago and unlike above I couldn't hold it. I crapped so much my arse hurt wiping.
SORRY!
I got bashed by cops a few years back, and I was cuffed up behind my back.
These days being older and less threatening, whenever I see police in a car and they see me, I jam my finger so far up my nose to make them think 'what a dirty fucker' instead of 'what's he up too'.
2012 or whenever, I'm thinking it's going to happen sometime, in my lifetime or not things are clearly getting worse. Just live life the best you can and enjoy it.
in my spare time I play ps3, look on the web, me and my partner take our dog for a long walk through the countryside, visit the beach, go for a curry, diy ect....
snatch, gangster no1, lock stock n 2 smoking barrells, layer cake, Charlie, the krays, cass, football factory, green street, quadrophenia, scum, kidulthood, adulthood, bullet boy, rolling with the 9s, the business.
the best of British